No squishing! Just slow beautiful grilling with Strong Cheddar. None of this fake processed shit. Cut in half and dipped in a concotion of HP/Ketchup Mixed. It's better tasting than you think! Try it!
This one time, we found some old Kraft Singles in a House that had Rats. All the other Food in the Cupboards was eaten and nibbled at by the Rats. The Singles were untouched. Now if that says something about them...