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Originally Posted by TrixX
*edited for harshness* that lady bartender is not very good at her job....maybe she could try bussing???? :amuse:
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We, the plaza busboy's, would like to end the rumor that we are all slow and lazy. This is a stereotype that originated from Jim's days as a busboy. These days we are 25% less drunk, 25% faster, and 25% sexier.
Female bartenders are not supposed to be fast. If you want a fast drink go to the angriest looking guy working behind the bar. They are generally far faster.
And here's a few tips that I shit you not would make the line 90% faster if everyone followed them.
-KNOW WHAT YOU FUCKING WANT!!! Coming up and looking at the bottles for 5 mins and then ordering a rum and coke is a waste of everyone's time. If the bar isn't busy, fine. If it is, order something quick and move on.
-HAVE YOUR GOD DAMN MONEY READY! We all know that eventually your going to have to pay for that, and you should have a general idea what your order should cost. Why wait till he reads the total to you to reach into your purse and pull out your money?
-GET OUT OF THE WAY! Order your drink and move on!
-TIP TIP TIP!! This isn't the time to argue the fact that you have to tip in society. You have to, it sucks sometimes, but the other option is to have all the prices raised, and pay the bartenders more, so you'd lose out either way. If you tip well, you will wait less. If you want to make sure he knows your tipping well, give him all your money and say keep the change. IE- $6.50 beer, give him a ten and say keep the change. Chances are if your sitting at the front of the bar complaining about how long you have to wait you don't know how to tip.
BE SMART IF THERE IS A LINE! Three different types of martini's for you in your girlfriends is not acceptable if there are several people behind you in line. Not only does it make the line longer for everyone, you look like a dick.
These all seem like common sense, but most people don't do this.