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Old Nov 14, 07
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phatpants safety hazards

i <3 phatpants
but i will be the first to admit... they are a safety hazard.

One day, while at metrotown mall, i was going up the escalator in front of the old navy
as i reached the top, my khaki phatpants with a side swirl that i had JUST made the night before (which were absolutely massive...), got caught in the escalator!!!
it deposited me at the top of the escalator with the corner of my right cuff absolutely jammed
we had to press the emergency stop button while everyone else on the escalator filed past me mumbling things like 'way to go' and 'dumb ass'
hahaahahahah
it was so funny and embarrassing!!
my boyfriend at the time had to leave me to go find scissors because we couldnt pull it out
he finally came back with scissors and i had to cut myself out.

i still have those pants with a chunk missing on them...
lol

i use to wear them all the time, but shortly after that incident i started to incorporate safer, regular jeans into my wardrobe.

i know you have embarrasing stories too...
share em!
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Old Nov 15, 07
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one time i was going down the stairs, and i left foot got caught in the right phatpant leg and i tumbled down the stairs.
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Old Nov 16, 07
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one time i was going down the stairs, and i left foot got caught in the right phatpant leg and i tumbled down the stairs.

going UP stairs, if it was crowded the person behind would *always* step on my pants and i'd fall into the person in front of me
hahaha
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Old Nov 16, 07
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how could something so awesome be so dangerous
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Old Nov 16, 07
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how could something so awesome be so dangerous
i agree!!
and when it rains.. OHMAN
they soak up water like nobodies business :push:
and then they become heavy as heck and when you sit cross legged.. your ass gets wet.

and they fray pretty badly
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Old Nov 17, 07
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^^^.....i used to have these kikwears avec draw string bottoms......


those were handy then.
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Old Nov 17, 07
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how could something so awesome be so dangerous
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i agree!!

Does anyone know what sound exactly a joke makes as it goes flying over someone's head?

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Old Nov 17, 07
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my boyfriend at the time had to leave me to go find scissors because we couldnt pull it out
he finally came back with scissors and i had to cut myself out.
You should have just abandoned them. Go home in your skivvies.8)
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Old Nov 17, 07
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one time i was going down the stairs, and i left foot got caught in the right phatpant leg and i tumbled down the stairs.
That happened to me a bunch of times, and I would do a face plant wherever I was.
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Old Nov 17, 07
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you know your phatpants are old when:


they still "fit" you, but look like flood pants.
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Old Nov 17, 07
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most pants look like flood pants on me :( being super tall makes it tough to find pants
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Old Nov 17, 07
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most pants look like flood pants on me :( being super tall makes it tough to find pants
being short makes for ALOT of hemming.!!
i have more pants that need to be hemmed, than pants i can actually wear.
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Old Nov 17, 07
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Does anyone know what sound exactly a joke makes as it goes flying over someone's head?

:oh:?
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Old Nov 17, 07
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That god damned kid is BACK ON THE ESCALATOR!
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Old Nov 17, 07
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That god damned kid is BACK ON THE ESCALATOR!
It's like there's a tin can from your mouth to my heart!
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Old Nov 17, 07
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I felt the board could use with a little multicoloured integrity. Glad to be back.
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Old Nov 18, 07
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Im proud to say that I have never owned a pair of 'phat pants' but im sure you all looked splendid in yours!
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Old Nov 18, 07
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Im proud to say that I have never owned a pair of 'phat pants' but im sure you all looked splendid in yours!
poser.
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Old Nov 18, 07
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:oh:?
DOUBLE WHAMMY o
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Old Nov 18, 07
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poser.
dirtbag.


=D
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Old Nov 18, 07
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dirtbag.


=D
how is that relevant to the sequence before?

you lose.
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Old Nov 18, 07
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I was at metrotown yesterday and saw some guy wearing phatpants.

I couldn't see his feet, it was like he was hovering over the floor.
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Old Nov 18, 07
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I rocked the phatpants. Mine were jeans though. 32" waist, 40" cuffs. I could glide all over the place in those things.
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Old Nov 18, 07
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how is that relevant to the sequence before?

you lose.
....

Your opinion of me for proudly not wearing phat pants was that I am a poser.

My opinion of you, for lame attempt of insult is that you are a dirtbag.

I also think you look like you live in a scuzzy motel in surrey.

It's all about opinions right?
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Old Nov 18, 07
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Does anyone know what sound exactly a joke makes as it goes flying over someone's head?
Oh common I'm sure Ryan was being serious.
I mean if he is the kind of person that would spend time finding the English lyrics to numa numa, then he must have at least one pair of potentially hazardous phat pants in his closet.

PS: good job Ryan I've been trying to figure out what they were saying for ages. ;)

YouTube - Ozone- Numa Numa Music video English version by Ryan Gerard

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