polite night stands

[Mr Ektion]

What is the polite way to end a one night stand? Or booty call that has gone too long?

Should you have to feel like you're kicking someone out of your bed and house just because it's morning and you have things to do?

please. do share your stories and advice.

give her a quater and tell her your phone is out of order, so that cab she is going to have to call herself can pick her up at the corner store.

it is the classy way to do it.

[SEAN!]

'trick, youse just a jump off now get lost.'

[omega_image]

No polite way to do it. You're just as responsible for letting it get this far, so it's best just to treat it like a band-aid and get it over with quick.

Either that or just stop calling/answering.

[yoko*]

If you have to think about politeness I think it's no longer a casual one night stand or nsa.

Maybe you're just an extra polite person to begin with... in that case, just say something like..

"[Sorry, don't mean to rush you but...(optional)] I actually have a lot of things to do today..."
or if she's a retard and doesn't get the hint, follow up with
"...so can you get out of my fucking house?"

and don't do it again.
The end.

[FeelGood]

tell her you have crabs and she'll be out the door in a jiffy

[ebbomega]

(Apologies for the quality, but this is the only one that I can find that has the bit on the end about how to gracefully exit a one-night stand)

[yoko*]

^haha "you just take it and jam it into your cavernous hole"
Sweet clip.

[-evil-duerr-]

the polite thing to do would've been to marry the poor girl before you disgraced her innocent soul with the shames and woes of premarital intercourse.

[Mr Ektion]

hahaha you guys are gold.

[SEAN!]

actually, ask em what their thinking about and tell em you love em.

that should get rid of them pretty quick

[hardstylin]

my move use to be.

fake a phone call from work. tell them i just got called in do you need a ride home. drop them off come home and go to bed.

[NinjaBoy]

"would you like to have a shower before you go?"

[yoko*]

...a golden shower?"

[Goat]

"there's bus fair on the dresser. beat it"

[rawb]

"WHAT DOES THIS MEANNNNNNNNNNNN?" l

[impure]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU8dMfPmFtY&feature=related

(Apologies for the quality, but this is the only one that I can find that has the bit on the end about how to gracefully exit a one-night stand)

you've asked her nicely so if she continues to be loud you can just shove a tube sock in her mouth......

[Lush]

I don't understand why people spend the night after a one night stand, the best thing to do is pay for her cab right after the post-sex cigarette and don't mention exchanging phone numbers.

It doesn't need to be more complicated than that

[Ragga_Wh0re]

"I have shit to do can you please get lost until next time?"

men are receptive to this, I dont know about women.

[rawb]

HEY I WOKE UP EARLY BECAUSE LAST NIGHT REALLY INSPIRED ME.

HERE, I WANT YOU TO TAKE THIS DIORAMA AND THIS AUDIO RECORDING OF US I MADE. I DO THIS FOR EVERY GIRL I SLEEP WITH AS KIND OF A THANK YOU KEEPSAKE. l

[rawb]

I KNOW I MADE YOU LOOK A LITTLE AFRICAN AMERICAN BUT IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO FUCK A BLACK CHICK l

[rawb]

THAT'S NOT ELMERS GLUE l

[Tea]

Most guys try the IGNORE HER bit, but i feel the best way to reach most girls is to TELL THEM directly. Otherwise she is going to analyze it to death, making up all kinds of excuses, or even worse she will revert to "Self blaming", which is never a good thing.

Also, most girls know that a guy will never tell them straight up, "LOOK I DONT WANT TO FUCK YOU ANYMORE" beause most dudes want to keep the option open that they can still get laid from this chic, or that this girl is still a potential booty call if needed so one day/drunk night randomly. This is why they don't usually reply and leave girls spinning, but if you really, really don't want to go there again (because she got feelings) or because you have feelings (for someone else) it is probably best to just tell her. She may not want to be friends at first, but she will respect you again one day, especially if you had enough respect for her to TELL HER that you like her enough as a person not to string her on....flattery is good....not too much...let her know that keeping it cool is important, and by bestowing some courtesy upon her (granted she's not toooo attached) you will eventually get the same response from her.

[robyn]

i once pushed someone out of bed in such a way that their head hit the nightstand on the way down

[Bitchin]

^^haha, thats awesome.