BAD IN BED=question for the dudes

[TrixX]

ok so after a long dirty sex talk with a girlfriend and some guy friends i am left TOTALLY confused.

what exactly does it mean to be "bad" in bed????


so dudes, when you're boning some chick(not a drunk one night stand) and you give her a go a few times and deem her "bad" in bed, what does that mean????????

[ebbomega]

If it's like fucking a real doll I'd rather just go buy a real doll, basically.

[TrixX]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

If it's like fucking a real doll I'd rather just go buy a real doll, basically.

hahahahahaha!

i mean this question seems pretty straight forward but after hearing mixed opinions i needed the wonderful world of fnk to enlighten me :)

[rawb]

IF SHE WONT WEAR THE OTTER COSTUME l

[NinjaBoy]

Right from the beginning decided that sex involved her lying there doing nothing. By the end I would have settled for anything, even a slap to the face or poking me in the eye.

It's really annoying, because even if a guy is bad, at least he's trying.

[TrixX]

Originally Posted by NinjaBoy

It's really annoying, because even if a guy is bad, at least he's trying.

oh TOTALLY. but i guess thats part of my question. if a chick is trying and just cant seem to be doing it right, is she automatically deemed unfit in bed or do you take the time to teach her(like we do with you ;))

[Ms.Tarantula]

shayna you perv ;)

[Gusto]

k well if the girl is trying, i'd just call her inexperienced. but some girls just lie there and aren't as fun or into it; they are just bad. like at least cry or call me a slut or something. fuck.

[TrixX]

Originally Posted by Ms.Tarantula

shayna you perv ;)

shuuuuuush you ;)

but really. i mean my guy friends are pretty dick-head sometimes. i mean i just dont understand how you can be "bad" in bed lol. unless of course you are playing the dreaded "dead fish" role.

[rawb]

MY FIRST TIME MAY HAVE WELL BEEN WITH A SURFBOARD WITH A HOLE CUT IN IT IMO l

[NinjaBoy]

Originally Posted by TrixX

oh TOTALLY. but i guess thats part of my question. if a chick is trying and just cant seem to be doing it right, is she automatically deemed unfit in bed or do you take the time to teach her(like we do with you ;))

If a girl is even trying then she's not bad in bed.

Here's the checklist of what guys want:

- Some moaning
- Decent but short foreplay
- Move around a bit

Uh, that should be it.

[ebbomega]

In a lot of cases, if effort is being put in by both sides and for whatever reason you're both just not feeling it, it's probably not so much that either of you is bad in the sack per se, but probably just that you're not very sexually compatible.

Sex is a lot more about connection and less about technique than people are willing to admit.

That being said, good technique can go a long way (so to speak).

[TrixX]

Originally Posted by NinjaBoy

If a girl is even trying then she's not bad in bed.

Here's the checklist of what guys want:

- Some moaning
- Decent but short foreplay
- Move around a bit

Uh, that should be it.

i am LOVING your checklist lol. bonus points.

so what make a chick really "GOOD" in bed then........obviously you have to add to the checklist, thats pretty basic

[rawb]

Originally Posted by NinjaBoy

- Decent but short foreplay

EVERY GIRL WHO READ THIS THREAD JUST DROPPED YOU DOWN TO FRIEND STATUS

[ebbomega]

Really you just need to add one:
- gives really good head

[Ms.Tarantula]

Originally Posted by NinjaBoy

- Some moaning
- Decent but short foreplay
- Move around a bit

Uh, that should be it.

hi whats it like being so vanilla?

[NinjaBoy]

Originally Posted by TrixX

i am LOVING your checklist lol. bonus points.

so what make a chick really "GOOD" in bed then........obviously you have to add to the checklist, thats pretty basic

A good blowjob can move a girl from "meh" to "fucking amazing".

Even a half assed blowjob can move a girl from "meh" to great

a bad one though can move a girl from "meh" to "the rake", so watch out.

PS - Ladies, I'm single. Rarrr.

[TrixX]

Originally Posted by NinjaBoy

PS - Ladies, I'm single. Rarrr.

HOLY SHIT LETS PRACTICE YOUR CHECKLIST

[Gusto]

look out ladies, he's single and enjoys getting head.

[NinjaBoy]

Originally Posted by Ms.Tarantula

hi whats it like being so vanilla?

It's a blast, it allows me to understand things like "sarcasm" and "it's a fucking joke post on a message board so I'm not going to go into intricate detail about every one of my odd sexual fetish's".

Hi, what's it like looking for any chance to discuss how sexual you are?

[NinjaBoy]

Originally Posted by TrixX

HOLY SHIT LETS PRACTICE YOUR CHECKLIST

CALL ME!!!

[mapleleaf4ever]

this about sums it up.

[Ms.Tarantula]

whoa i didn't realize being so vanilla was such a touchy subject

[NinjaBoy]

Originally Posted by Ms.Tarantula

whoa i didn't realize being so vanilla was such a touchy subject

Yes, it is. Next time I crack a quick joke referring to the fact it doesn't take a lot to please most guys, I will make sure my list encompasses my entire list of fetishes in more written detail then a Star trek furry fan fiction.

[ebbomega]

Come on, stop your kidding.

We all know your only fetish IS Star Trek Furry Fanfic.