BAD IN BED=question for the dudes

[Mr Ektion]

To start, it's all about chemistry. Attraction is natural, but your interests might not jive in bed. As all of you have mentioned. some girls want a timid guy, some girls expect a timid guy, some guys/girls want an experienced animal.

Foreplay is simply building up to sex. It's about getting the juices going. Can be done simply by eating, laughing, massaging, drinking or even full body kissing (oral sex). It works the same for guys as it does for girls. You're just getting the blood flowing in the right places. Foreplay can even be sexual allusion during conversation at dinner that will lead to great sex later that evening.

Variety is key for me. Bad sex is 1 position (even if it's my favourite position) for the entire session. Not only will it help you last longer in bed, but according to the book of kama sutra, it's the key to beautiful sensation.

Either way, both people should bring something new to the table. if you expect the OTHER person to make sex good, maybe you're the one who's bad in bed.

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by Avana

so you admit sucking? :weird:

great guy, HORRIBLE sex....
SO ABOUT ME IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY

[Global]

Originally Posted by TrixX

i'll let you rock out for a bit before i flip YOU over

I get off work around 3:30;)

[TrixX]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

great guy, HORRIBLE sex....
SO ABOUT ME IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY

omg.......hahahaha. i kept reading thinking, what could be so wrong but her explanation of what went wrong is fucking hillarious.......hahahaha

bonus points ebbo

[ebbomega]

DEAD GIVEAWAY RIGHT HERE:

Not only that, but then he came out and told me he had some crazy stocking fetish and that it would really turn him on, and he literally grabbed a pair of nylons from HIS drawer and asked me to put it on for him!!!!! Why the hell would he have those handy?????

[ebbomega]

JUST MAKE SURE YOU ASK A CHICK IF YOU CAN FLOP HER BOOBS BEFORE YOU DO.

SOME GIRLS MIGHT GET WEIRDED OUT IF YOU DON'T ASKl

[TrixX]

hahahaha oh gawd........hahahah

"then he got up and told me not to llook at him because he wanted to get changed without me seeing him.. so he did a quick naked shuffle to his kitchen, put on his boxers while i was waiting in his room for god knows what, and finally i put my clothes back on and see that he set up 3 fans all pointing in his direction and blowing air on him while he was sprawled on the couch with old indian food takeout."

[lildonkey]

Okay I'll give my opinion...

1.) For there to be really explosive amazing sex, i believe there has to be some kind of mental connection.... don't get me wrong... you can have good sex with someone you just picked up at the club, but when there is a mental connection it's a lot more intense... in my opinion anyways
2.) Friendly biting
3.) Moaning into your ear ( not loud though... don't want to feel like in jurassic park )
4.) Back scratching
5.) Being playful sometimes, like throwing you off from on top of her and going on top yourself
6.) Lying there like a dead fish with your eyes closed..... (when fish die, do they even close their eyes?.... most of the fish i've seen in supermarkets always have their eyes open..... wait.. do fish even have eyelids ?)
7.) Reassuring you that they were actually getting tired of jogging, and that they were happy you were parked around a dark corner and pulled them into your van (totally hot)
8.) When the girl knows how to move her body for maximum penetration... i.e. when she is lying on her stomach and pushes her ass up

[Phrenetic]

most females are scared to death of penis's

FYI

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by Phrenetic

most females are scared to death of penis's

FYI

You're just mistaking that look on her face for fear.

It's actually disappointment.

[Phrenetic]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

You're just mistaking that look on her face for fear.

It's actually disappointment.

dont make me prove the size of my junk

Russian = Sputnik size

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by Phrenetic

dont make me prove the size of my junk

Russian = Sputnik size

Spherical, yet quite pointy at parts?

[Bevvy Swift]

Originally Posted by Global

Bevvy, I think girls do that because they like where it places your wag-staff all up in there. Even though it isn't too fun for us I usually let 'em rock it out for a bit before flippin' em over.

Bad Sex has more to do with chemistry than anything. If she likes to lay there, and I want a freak, then I'm with the wrong chick. Personally I like to work up to the sex with kissing and foreplay (only when I actually care!!). Otherwise I'm no better than the rag doll, am I?

oh dont get me wrong, girls on top are great!
but sometimes they forget theres other gear stowed away down there, or that erect penises dont exactly bend comfortably, if you knowwhatimean

[Phrenetic]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

Spherical, yet quite pointy at parts?

girthy and penetrates outer space.

[rawb]

ALSO STRICTLY HANDLED BY OLD SOVIET DUDES l

[Grapes]

^ Winner!

[dabbler]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

Spherical, yet quite pointy at parts?

and never works properly

[miss.myra]

what can create physical, sexual and mental chemistry is all in a girl's attitude towards sex, with the right attitude, the best chemistry can come to life IMO.

Honestly, the things a guy wants that makes sex with a girl awesome can also make it really awesome for the girl, too. If a girl really wants to know what makes them bad in bed, they need to think about what makes a guy bad in bed to them, because we're going to come up with a lot of the same answers.

[rawb]

I FUCKED 3 DUDES (GAY LIMIT IS 4 SO IM SAFE) JUST FOR INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES TO IMPROVE MY GAME AND IT HAS MADE ALL THE DIFFERENCE WITH THE LADIES (ALSO MADE A BIT OF MONEY) l

[dabbler]

first good chuckle of the day, thanks Rawb

[Revolver]

Originally Posted by rawb

I FUCKED 3 DUDES (GAY LIMIT IS 4 SO IM SAFE) JUST FOR INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES TO IMPROVE MY GAME AND IT HAS MADE ALL THE DIFFERENCE WITH THE LADIES (ALSO MADE A BIT OF MONEY) l

IF THE BALLS DID NOT TOUCH...SO NOT GAY.

[galaxie]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

NOT TRUE.

I had an ex, I was her first, she was wild & crazy right out the gate.

Agreed.
It doesn't take long to familiarize oneself with the territory, lol. Especially if they're a sexual person they just weren't "ready" to have sex 'til then..

[Akeel]

^
yeah Nat's a porn star - she knows whats up!

[ppcock]

I wanna have sex with a librarian, i heard they're demonic.

[dabbler]

somewhat relevant