BAD IN BED=question for the dudes

[ppcock]

I've never had a stinky fuck.

Bevan, you've lived a life my friend.

[Bevvy Swift]

well to tell you the truth it never made it to "stinky fuck" it was more like "stinky foreplay then quick backpedal and exit"

[Grapes]

Originally Posted by Gusto

look out ladies, he's single and enjoys getting head.

Not every day you're gonna come across someone like that!

[Revolver]

Originally Posted by Bevvy Swift

well to tell you the truth it never made it to "stinky fuck" it was more like "stinky foreplay then quick backpedal and exit"

poetry.

[Revolver]

girls who are deemed bad in bed seem to lack body confidence and have no idea what they want.

body confidence is HUGE....like WORK YOUR SHIT GIRL!!!!have fun relax get into and have fun and go for it.

knowing what you want and telling us!.

GET VERBAL GIRL!...if were not finding your clit/g spot watever...TELL US, moan squirm giggle scream do what you got to do...

BASICALLY FUCK US AS MUCH AS WE WANNA FUCK YOU....

our energy and excitment level is climbing...MATCH IT...try and out do us and build it up.

alot of chicks are deemed boring in bed becuase their shy and are terrified of looking slutty or fat or whatever...

before rachel ray got famous for cookin she was a sex therapist. shes got some pretty good advice for boring bed ladies:

[ebbomega]

Okay, that video is hilarious.

"Give it a little twist, just to help it along a bit... get the juices flowing"

So she's done food and sex... this woman has evolution mastered!

[Prissypants]

3 things that make someone bad in bed:

Lack of imagination.
Lack of experience.
Lack of an open mind.

Problem is for most people, as they get older and more experienced, it takes a whole lot more to turn their crank and thus the actual percentage of people that have the ability to do it steadily decreases... :(

[tiedye]

Opening your mind and developing an imagination come with experience more often than they come inherently.

[Grapes]

Omg that Rachel Ray thing is too fucking good.

[SEAN!]

Originally Posted by tiedye

Opening your mind and developing an imagination come with experience more often than they come inherently.

werd son, like how the fuck do you find out wether salad tossing or anal sex is yo game unless you try it.

shit i might even fuck a dude just to find out what its like.

[tiedye]

Well... you never learn more about who you are and what you like than when you put yourself outside of your own comfort zone.

[Grapes]

"It comes out of your pores, so of course I always end up smelling like a salami, but it's so worth it!"

[SEAN!]

you also need to consider the hotness of the person you are boning. Sub par sex with a person you are really attracted too can be more memorable then supreme loving from some one you are only moderately attracted too but thats only for one time deals.

p.s. yeah grapes i know i dont speak the 'lish, nukka!!!!!!

[impure]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

If it's like fucking a real doll I'd rather just go buy a real doll, basically.

so, by these standards, i'm pretty damn good in bed?
awesome.

[impure]

Originally Posted by Gusto

at least call me a slut or something.

i'm gonna remember this one.

[SEAN!]

Originally Posted by impure

so, by these standards, i'm pretty damn good in bed?
awesome.

yeah man. ghb isn't much of an aphrodesiac.



fuck, i can't spell or write worth shit

[impure]

Originally Posted by SEAN!

plus i really want to bang a chick with a clit piercing i gotta get that off my list.

so, are you forward about this?
"seriously? you have a hood piercing?"
"yep!"
"prove it"

[impure]

Originally Posted by SEAN!

yeah man. ghb isn't much of an aphrodesiac.



fuck, i can't spell or write worth shit

if it weren't for daterape you'd never get laid?

bitter betty, the ghb jokes are boring now.

[ppcock]

hood piercings only give "HER" pleasure.

but, it's way more easier to get her off.

(bought my ex-gf a hood piercing when we were together.. sooooo easy)

[SEAN!]

Originally Posted by impure

so, are you forward about this?
"seriously? you have a hood piercing?"
"yep!"
"prove it"

yo i don't knowningly date crack hoes.

[impure]

Originally Posted by ppcock

hood piercings only give "HER" pleasure.

but, it's way more easier to get her off.

(bought my ex-gf a hood piercing when we were together.. sooooo easy)

i should hope you didn't buy it as a parting gift.

ps it's 'way easier' or 'way more easy'

[impure]

Originally Posted by SEAN!

yo i don't knowningly date crack hoes.

i was thinking more of drunk chicks being hit on at the bar....

[SEAN!]

Originally Posted by impure

if it weren't for daterape you'd never get laid?

bitter betty, the ghb jokes are boring now.

NOT TO ME!!! 0

i thought all you guys died or job a job back in 2002.


that shit runs in cycle's, i guess its about due for some more fucked up stories.

[impure]

Originally Posted by SEAN!

NOT TO ME!!! 0

i thought all you guys died or job a job back in 2002.


that shit runs in cycle's, i guess its about due for some more fucked up stories.

that's all that matters.

did you mean to say got a job?

um, fyi i have a job, one that some might consider a bit ironic when considering my fondness for g.

[dabbler]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

Yeah, there's a difference between bad sex, good sex, and amazing sex.

Bad sex is if basics aren't met. Good sex is sex that isn't bad. Amazing sex involves a stinging back in the shower the next morning.

I concur