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Old Jun 22, 01
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so hows this for FUCKED UP. does this happen to ANYONE BUT ME?!?!

soooooooo...... tell me if this happens to you.... me and my so called "boyfriend" get in an arguement so i leave his apartment building.... normal right. so he comes after me.. thats natural.... WITH EGGS. wtf. not only does he try to hit me with them once.. but 3 times. yes. 3 TIMES. wtf. missing all 3 times... lucky me and him if he hit me with them..... oh man.. anyways. as pissed off as i am about this. a part of me finds it kinda cute... so you tell me.. is this NORMAL?!?!?! DOES THIS HAPPEN TO YOU?!?!! AND WTF. k im done...
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Old Jun 22, 01
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eh... did he like whip em at you or like kinda playfully loft them at you???? i have never had this happen to me but if he wuz whipping them at you id say he has major problems ... and if he just kinda lofted them at you maybe he wuz just trying to provoke you into over reacting and forceing you to get angry to piss you off even more so that in future he can look back and say how you overreacted and end up having awesome make up sex
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Old Jun 22, 01
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hmm...yeah....how did he throw them??..like chuck..or whip??..and did he miss u purposely??..or accidentally..well..actually...i sorta find this cute...its never happened to me before of course..but just reading it..yeah...like..u expect the regular him chasing u and trying to make up and stuff but no..he sorta attacks u...its a total twist which just adds more fuel to the fire...yet sorta sparks a different flame inside as well...leslie..this is not normal...nuthin is..which is wut makes it all the more better~..yes..as keebler said..the make up sex should be great~:Lazee:
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Old Jun 22, 01
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hehehe Leslie that is so FREAKY yet CUTE!
I say yoo go attack him with hmmm cream pie?
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Old Jun 22, 01
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Whether it's cute or mean, there's only one word that I can think of...

REVENGE!!! :350:

Erica :AZN:

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Old Jun 22, 01
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uhh.

he whipped them at me like they just exploded against the wall on impact... so i dunno wtf.. maybe he missed on purpose.. but what about the one he tried to crack on my back... i kinda suspected something was wrong so i ran to the elevator. closing the door and he whips one in there. wtf. then proceeds to take the stairs to beat me to the front door and whip another one at me. no. there will be no make up sex this time. stabby's in a bad mood.
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Old Jun 22, 01
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hahaha leslie at least they weren't hardboiled :D

that woulda hurt.
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Old Jun 22, 01
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I could see water ballons

water ballons I could understand cause then he would just wanna make u wet and look all cute..and playful....but with eggs...they just make u gross and smelly so I'd say that's kinda phucked....
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Old Jun 22, 01
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hahaha leslie at least they weren't hardboiled :D
that woulda hurt.
hey, raw eggs hurt like hell too! ( You'd be surprised at just how hard those little fuckers are! ) this brings back painful memories of one halloween... Stabby, just be VERY glad he did not hit you!!! I had a welt for like 3 weeks... :102: i'm serious!
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Old Jun 22, 01
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wundergirl speaks out on the matter

a) the cylindrical shape that an egg has is incredibly strong. if you squeeze an egg on each end and you're right in the centre...it WONT break...cool hey.
that said - thos little bastards hurt like a mutha fucka when they hit you, so yes...be VERY glad you didn't get smacked with one. Flux - you and i must have been at the same halloween festivities:)
b) not everyone knows how much they hurt. so keep this in mind before deciding that he's an ass just yet. have you talked to him? in my opinion he was trying to do one of 3 things:
1. be funny. like funny how the egg hit you and then you started laughing funny. trying to lighten up a bad situation maybe.
2. act out his frustrations....maybe not in the most mature way, but creatively at that. people who act out in frustration usually don't sit down and think about their actions first. maybe he didn't realize what he was doing was so stupid at the time.
3. be an ass. all guys are asses at some point.

take your pick hon. what did he say when you talked to him about it? was he all like " i was only joking around..." in which case he probably only was kidding and didn't realize.

i dunno, i woulda kicked him in the junk, taken his eggs and made him eat them right there all raw in the hallway. :)be forceful
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Old Jun 22, 01
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I'm with Erica!
GET REVENGE! :048:
If an egg had hit me I'd cut the ass's balls off. Kinda over reacting but the ass deserves it! He's lucky that one didn't hit you. I guess I don't know the guy so maybe it was just a joke. I dunno. I'd say don't go out with him again but it's your call. Good luck.
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Old Jun 22, 01
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i'm goin with cute...

I don't know... this is a tricky one... cause true, they would hurt like a bitch if it hit you. But EGGS?? Taking his anger out on you with... EGGS?? that just seems so cute.
Sounds like a moment off of some cheesy "teen flick." (I hate that saying...)
I'ts like "I hate you... ra ra ra"
boy comes chasing after with eggs in his hands
throw X 3
ha ha ha laugh laugh laugh and roll in the grass playfully...
then they look deep into each others eyes and kiss...
then make eggs benedict...
hmmm eggs benedict....
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Old Jun 23, 01
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HEEHEHE..

k.. i dunno maybe im a lil nuts but i cant see how this coulda been a painfully horrible experience.. haha.. now its kinda a joke we have. and everytime i leave i make sure he doesnt have eggs on him anymore... sure i probably woulda been a totally different way if one of those eggs pelted me. but since they didnt. all i can do now is giggle like a school girl getting fingered for the first time. all i gotta say is...

if an egg hit me.... i woulda rubbed myself all over him...... hehehe. i dunno i guess there's something so cute and funny about having your bf chase after you in cute boy anger armed with chicken embryos... ha. it sure makes some interesting twists on relationships... i guess he's lucky i have a "fucked up" sense of whats cute.

oh and wundergirl is a egg farmer!! ;] :BeatFarme
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Old Jun 23, 01
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I say cute too....and hilarious

I don't know Leslie...I probably would be angry, but start laughing afterwards...that's just me though...

I find it humorous that that was the only way he could find to retaliate against you walking out...right? Maybe at the spur of the moment, he couldn't think of anything clever...?

Don't be too angry with him, unless he was furious at you when he chucked those eggs, k? And no sex until he let's you crack an egg on his head first....hahahahaha :Kam:
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Old Jun 23, 01
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kimmie.

nawwwwwww. im not mad at him at all.. when i sat down with him after. i was like, "wtf.... you cam after me with ... eggs...??" and almost started laughing.. sure enough. its something that i would expect from him. i could never imagine any other person chasing after me with eggs. oh and ontop of that. he took my um. "evil" lil plastic guy off my bag when i was in the washroom. its always funny to watch him do these lil pettty felonys. haha.. with me, he's probably the only person that could get away with doing this.. oh and me. sure i was a lil pissed off at first but didnt take long for it to kick in as to how childish and silly it was.. made me wish i had eggs to retaliate with :003: i dunno. i'm gonna make a full out me VERSUS him egg war if i have to ;] a very bad smelly sticky experience... eww. i have no life. :003:
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Old Jun 24, 01
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Re: HEEHEHE..

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oh and wundergirl is a egg farmer!! ;] :BeatFarme
hehe all I can say is put 1 and 1 together =:027:
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Old Jun 25, 01
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humm..

that's pretty smart..
just think...... he was mad and didn't want to throw them at you.. but just wanted to trash the appartment building and you were an accomplise. *I can't spell* you run he throws eggs everywhere.. everyone would think he's after you.. but then he's really destroying the building..

that would be a smart plan

if that wasn't the case.. humm.. stabby.. you and your boi.. ehh.. I would say he's weird.. but what's normal?
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Old Jun 25, 01
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*throws an egg at Leslie*

SPLAT !!!

Your lucky it wasn't me , I dont miss !

stabstabssstttaaabbb !
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Old Jun 26, 01
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Cream Pie, here comes Leslie!

Leslie, I'm with Nikki!! GET A PIE!!!

*whap!*

hehehe =0)
pie in zee face! LOL
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Old Jun 26, 01
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*giggles* OMG LOL that seems like a fun relationship.
It's certainly not umm your normal everyday relationship :D
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