FnK Fall Personals

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allright, summer is almost over and, for most people, that means a slide into some sort of depression, accompanied by a return to the banality of the school year for some. so post your wants and desires in the hopes that somebody will allow you to lose yourself in them long enough for you to forget your own miserable life. AIN'T LOVE A BEAUTIFUL THANG.

here's my list, although when you combine it with the fact that I and the other person must actually be ATTRACTED to each other along with other intangibles it's doubtful that any of you will make the cut as I spit it here, so you can just uncross those fingers now ladies.

-must be able to count to eleven, in MORE THAN ONE LANGUAGE
-good taste in books, being able to read them helps
-should have a hobby that doesn't suck
-appreciates the psychedelic mindset and the works of Tom Wolfe, Hunter S. Thompson, William Kotzwinkle, or the like... and if not will let me introduce her to said wonders
-can string together a sentence, and argue
-can think
-is hot as fuck
-unique sense of style or total lack of caring
-enjoys cartoons, the good ones at least, and the really shitty ones
-basically good, although cynical and anti-social are understood and even appreciated
-commits CRIMES AGAINST THE LAW
-but not mean-spirited ones, no assault or manslaughtering women
-enjoys cheese and crackers
-knows where the music IS AT, or where it WAS AT
-inspires

lots of money, cool car to drive my broke ass around in, swinging pad where we can make love all tuesday after she calls in sick to work and I bus out there in the early afternoon a definite plus.

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CALL 555-EDIT NOW, OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY.

[Ragga_Wh0re]

hahahaha funny shit.

I just want someone with an average size cock and they gotta have a WHOLEEEEEEEEE lotta freak in em, they gotta love to give face as well and have hair that I can pull. Ink or rings is hawt and they GOTTA have style. Someone whos creative and somewhat of an intellect... and someone that will drill eye hooks into his head board for me<3 Oh he has to be fuckin cute too with biceps baby....oh i already have this aaaaaaahahahahaha :kam:

As for the ladies... BREASTS AND BOOTY! STYLE! BITCH! INTELLECT! Preferably a masochist...... longgggg dark curly hair and tanned skin and big sexy brown eyes preferably mediteranean or the espanol.

[hardstylin]

god dammit goddessa im exactly what ur lookin for!!!!!U know dam well ur want im wantin.

own me!!

peace

[Sketchy]

1. must have a vagina.
2. see 1.

[Ragga_Wh0re]

Originally posted by hardstylin
god dammit goddessa im exactly what ur lookin for!!!!!U know dam well ur want im wantin.

own me!!

peace

k poof YOUVE BEEN OWNED!!!! :kam:

[kimmay candy]

Must be adorend in candy! lolz..sweet, huggable..careing,flails like to do things.. or a jaded boy would be intresting! hrmm...sumthing about a jaded guy is so sexy! If your him!! message me! teehehe werd!

[inkster]

1. must have a doggy.
2. doggies are neat!

[Lady Dame]

looking for female to join couple relationship.. nothing serious, just sexually.
must have pictures, and no relations to the law or government....
apply within.

[MistressSpankME]

^ hhmmm.. that sounds fun. What gender might the other member of this couple relationship be?

[MistressSpankME]

p.s. I have a man and companion and am not "looking for love". I'm just looking for some :391:

[Flip]

I'm a simple man, I don't ask for much. All I want is a set of Sweedish tripplets that love nothing more than performing oral sex.

[matéo]

A cute girl, one who can sit down with me and tlak about Chris Carter's Percussion and our fav producers. One who i can hang out with the whole day and not get annoyed of.

Fuck it

I just want soem Chemistry b/c wihtout that theres nothing.

[MistressSpankME]

^uuuhhh.... you group Ectsacy with weed and not coke/acid/hard stuff?? Do you know that E is made with all that hard stuff? Or is it just ok to you because it's socially acceptable (or maybe you like doing it, therefore you figure you should "allow" your partner to do it to?)

[PHUNK]

he's a fuckin idiot. can you expect anything more??


acid is way easier for your body to get rid of then e.

fool.

[dj4mula]

gotta know how to dance. cute. must have opnions.

[Lady Dame]

TO:spank

the other member is male, but if i borrow you, you can borrow me, or hell letys just do a full swing swap... 4 some anyone!
and yes, no stringsd, just.. :391:
*winx*
i will post a pic of me and my guy tomorrow.

[bebu*funfun]

first off ^^^ that sounds fun..

anyways.

so this thread is for ditching the summer fling and moving on to the fall fling? ditto.

for the fall..
im looking for someone who respects my dedication to school and able to understand that school is important and is definately a priority. he must be stable in whatever he's doing (steady job, work, lifestyle)... and can treat me like a grown woman and not a little kid. he also MUST have some interest/knowledge in music because that is a huge turn on. hmmm.. this perfect man is mature, but can act like a lil baby at times...and is crazily intelligent. oh yes he also hafta be sexy hot. not hot..sexy hot. on top of all those sexy things.. we must have AMAZING chemistry and he has to be able to put his foot down and scream at me when i try to start/pick a fight or act stupidly immature.

i wish i can buy chemistry in a bottle or something cuz chemisty with someone is soooo fucking amazing. (its hard for me to reach an understanding with someone at a higher level.)

[bob]

Originally posted by bebu*funfun
i wish i can buy chemistry in a bottle or something

it's called peach schnapps.

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Originally posted by bob

it's called peach schnapps.

i thought it was GHB...

[Flip]

Last time I did GHB it was involutairy, and I ended up having to go to a bunch of court dates! If you have nothing better to do, and want to fuck yourself up, you can either do GHB or you can sniff paint and smash your head into the wall a bunch of times. Smashy-Smashy

[MistressSpankME]

Originally posted by aussies_angel
TO:spank

the other member is male, but if i borrow you, you can borrow me, or hell letys just do a full swing swap... 4 some anyone!
and yes, no stringsd, just.. :391:
*winx*
i will post a pic of me and my guy tomorrow.

hhmm.. yeah we'll have to talk about this :)
Can Bev be my contribution for number four?? Because I doubt my boy would be interested, and two girls are always better than one haha.

[desiRAWR]

^*cough*

if bev isn't free, I'm sure there's a desirawr that would be free and interested.

[bebu*funfun]

wow.. this is fun. cuz im totally serious.

jenna..what boy would not be interested sheesh! cwazyyyy!

[MistressSpankME]

hahaha, we're going to have to start a waiting list!

And Bev you're right, maybe I should run the idea by him anyways :P But I think he's kind of been there, done that. plus he might not like the idea of being there and sharing me, We have physical freedom in the relationship, but I'm not sure if he'd want to see it in action. Hhhmm.. come to think about it, I kind of would like to know more of his thoughts on the subject ;)