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Old Sep 06, 03
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no more scruffy mcfluffins

so I guess thursday somehow my dog weaseled her way out of the house AND then i guess the stupid cunt ass whore thats president of strata here ordered the handy man to bait and trap my dog and drop it off at the pound.

I went to the pound 2day its going to cost like 250bones to get my dog back. I dont have the money so my poor scruffy mcfluffins gets to sit and rot in puppy prison:(im so sad ive had my dog since i was 4 and this is just so wierd,coming home without my scruffs singing at the front door for me wagging her tail and jumping all over. No scruffs begging to come up and sleep on my bed:(no scruffs to chase around the house and play with:(no scruffs to tell to beat it cuz shes moochin:(no scruffs to cuddle:(NO SCRUFFS!!!!!!!!! I HAVE NO SCRUFFS!!!!!! I feel so sick knowing that such ruthless heartless bastards live around me. I feel so helpless cuz i cant do anything. When i saw my dog in the pound today she was curled up in a lil ball and then i waslike SCRUFFY MCFLUFFFFFFFFFFSSSSSSS and she shot up and started singing she was so STOKED TO SEE ME! and i was like im gonna get u out girl, but i cant cuz im poor! The only person who could lend me the cash is my dad BUT he wont cuz hes a jewish asshole :finger: and isnt happy unless everyone else is unhappy.I have 4 days to come up with the money but i dont get paid for like another 2 weeks. my poor smellystinkin doggins:(
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Old Sep 06, 03
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Awww.. poor doggy..

I hope you somehow come up with the money and get her outta there.

i hate people that are so cruel and mean towards animals :[
i know if anyone did that to my babygirl i'd go crazy. good luck!!
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Old Sep 07, 03
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i droved past the spca 2night on the way 2 the bar and then on the way back and i was all sentimental im like to my bob im like BOB PULL OVER IM GONNA BREAK IN!!!!!! :( my poor poops!
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Old Sep 07, 03
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I had a beautiful doberman pincher up until I was about 10 years old and it died of cancer, so I know what it's like to get attached to a pet. But not to sound insensitive or anything, if you name your dog Scruffy Mcfluffins, your condeming him to get his ass kicked one way or the other. It's like naming your daughter Gertrude or your son Philbert, you're guaranteeing them an ass-kicking a week, until they are old enough to buy a gun.

I'm not saying you have to stick to Rex, Rover or Fido. I'm just saying when people name thier pets MR. Whiskers, SIR. Douche-bag or Captain Anything, you are breaking a simple law of nature. You don't name a pet: Mr, Sir or Captain. Period. And any fruity shit like "Lord Fontleroy or any elaborate or majestic title is automaticaly unacceptable. They lick thier own asses for God's sake.

I'm sorry if I've pissed anyone off with this post but I'm just looking out for the animals here. How would you like it if your name was "Captain Fluffy-wuffykins"? You'd kick your own ass.

If you love your pets, you'll give them cool names that won't get them beaten up on a regular basis. And remember, just because it's a cat, doesn't mean it has to be a pussy!
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Old Sep 07, 03
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decypher is a jewel in the roughdecypher is a jewel in the roughdecypher is a jewel in the roughdecypher is a jewel in the roughdecypher is a jewel in the rough
im sorry ^ that was funny.. and being really stoned doesen't help
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Old Sep 07, 03
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That's so horrible. I wold honestly lend you the money if I had it, I couldn't imagine losing my dog. I seriously wouldn't leave her cage if I was in that situation. I know how fucked up strata people can be, I've had many run ins with them myself and Idon't even live in an apartment. But maybe the woman has somewhat of a heart and maybe talking to her about the situation, if possible, might influence her to dos oemthing about it patching up the result of her actions (if thats possible). Or if you have a job and Id etc, maybe you should check out one of those payday loan places... ANYTHING to get the money to get your doggy back.

Either way, i wish you good luck and really hope you get your puppy back :(
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Old Sep 07, 03
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hahahaha@flip scruffy mcfluffins is one of my dogs nicknames, poop doggy dog is also one of her nick names and so is muttoo. Her real name is PRINCESS! I had a dream last night they shaved my dog bald but she came home:(I was so stoked in my dream and when i woke up no scruff mcfluffs! Jenna i cant get a payday loan thing cuz I just got hired and its a temp job and in order to get a payday loan thing u gotta have 2 pay stubs and bla bla bla.Im getting tempted to like gank my dads visa and booker-t to the spca ad bail out my doggins.
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Old Sep 07, 03
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awwwwstage a jail break like in Lady and the Tramp
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Old Sep 07, 03
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yeah my like master plan if worse comes to worse is volunteer at that place and then like case it out and see where they hide all the cameras and where the alarmas are located and when the night watchmen comes and bla bla bla. itd be so easy to break into thier all u need is metal cutter things and wire cutters and spray paint or a base ball bat and some rope. :kam:
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Old Sep 07, 03
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Quote:
Originally posted by Flip:
I had a beautiful doberman pincher up until I was about 10 years old and it died of cancer, so I know what it's like to get attached to a pet. But not to sound insensitive or anything, if you name your dog Scruffy Mcfluffins, your condeming him to get his ass kicked one way or the other. It's like naming your daughter Gertrude or your son Philbert, you're guaranteeing them an ass-kicking a week, until they are old enough to buy a gun.
FU
My doberman was named Precious, she woulda kicked anyone's ass, anytime, anywhere.

awwww =( I miss my pup
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Old Sep 08, 03
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Well my Doberman's name was Erica, but that doesn't change the fact that it was a great dog that I miss very much. I'm not dissing pets in general, I'm dissing the PEOPLE that give thier pets, stupid names. It's not the pet who is too blame, it's the retards that give thier pets, stupid names that I blame. "Precious" isn't a stupid name for a dog. If you named your dog "Preci-weshy-shnoopy-woopykins" ,I would call you a homo and that would be the end of it.
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Old Sep 08, 03
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Originally posted by ~*goddessa*~
so I guess thursday somehow my dog weaseled her way out of the house AND then i guess the stupid cunt ass whore thats president of strata here ordered the handy man to bait and trap my dog and drop it off at the pound.

I went to the pound 2day its going to cost like 250bones to get my dog back. I dont have the money so my poor scruffy mcfluffins gets to sit and rot in puppy prison:(im so sad ive had my dog since i was 4 and this is just so wierd,coming home without my scruffs singing at the front door for me wagging her tail and jumping all over. No scruffs begging to come up and sleep on my bed:(no scruffs to chase around the house and play with:(no scruffs to tell to beat it cuz shes moochin:(no scruffs to cuddle:(NO SCRUFFS!!!!!!!!! I HAVE NO SCRUFFS!!!!!! I feel so sick knowing that such ruthless heartless bastards live around me. I feel so helpless cuz i cant do anything. When i saw my dog in the pound today she was curled up in a lil ball and then i waslike SCRUFFY MCFLUFFFFFFFFFFSSSSSSS and she shot up and started singing she was so STOKED TO SEE ME! and i was like im gonna get u out girl, but i cant cuz im poor! The only person who could lend me the cash is my dad BUT he wont cuz hes a jewish asshole :finger: and isnt happy unless everyone else is unhappy.I have 4 days to come up with the money but i dont get paid for like another 2 weeks. my poor smellystinkin doggins:(



poor you. thats horrible. good luck on finding the money.
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Old Sep 08, 03
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times like these i wish i still associated with shady people cuz I could have the $$ no probs :soak:
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Old Sep 13, 03
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fuck that is lame.


Godessa I think your landlord Schmuklinger should be baited and caught and tossed into federal poundmyass prison.
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Old Sep 14, 03
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^thats exactly what I was thinking but the bitch is too fuckin obese she needs a flat bed fucking tow truck with a god damned fuckin elephant cage for her morbidly obese ass. fuckin troll :finger: and like a vat of haggen daus inside the cage to bait her stupid fuckin troll assssssssssssss :finger:
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Old Sep 14, 03
Hot Rod Ho
 
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Did you get your baby back?? I was thinking that they might accept volunteer work in exchange for your dog instead of $250, or maybe you can adopt him/her as soon as they put him/ her up for adoption (if thats what they plan on doing).

I keep looking at my doggy and imagining what I would do and how I would feel is someone ever did that to me :(
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Old Sep 14, 03
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no i didnt get my dog back:( no moneys honey they probabally killed my dog she was like 15.
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Old Sep 14, 03
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Thats horrible, I'm so sorry babe :(

At least this way you didn't have to go through finding her dead somewhere, but on the other hand you didn't get to say a proper goodbye,.. maybe iuf shes still alive they'll at least let you do that :(
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Old Sep 14, 03
JUNGALITHP MAATHIV
 
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PUSH DA BITCH DOWN A HILL THEN


you can get your friends to place bets on far she'll roll, then get your dog out with the money you make.
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Old Sep 15, 03
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if i move out of this god for saken shit hole, i am going to talk 2 my brothers friend who breeds pittys and see if he can hook me up. My brother just got a cute lile golden pitty hes so adorable<3
BUT NO DOG WILL EVER COMPARE TO MY SCRUFF MC FLUFFS!Ti amo Principessa:(

Its really wierd coming home without my dog waiting for me at the front door all grunting and snorting and mushing her big fluffy head into the ground and wagging her tail and singing. its so wierd how something youve taken for granted can just be taken away from you so easily. I hope the fat whore whos president of strata for my town houses chokes on a fucking cheeseburger and dies. and i hope the Bubbles look alike bastard who baited and trapped my dog... i hope his fucking dog gets hit by a fuckin Mac truck right infront of his coke bottle glasses wearing eyes.

i think ill shut up now
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