how to get into fnk girl's pants

[Rhianna]

Originally Posted by ppcock

yeah.. i'm getting lamer in my old age.

I should just leave the insults simple

like: Fag, cow, dog, etc. Nothing more than a word. You people arent really worth my time, and my hella good insults. I know you're both crying right now.

Well shit, I know I'll never recover.

[Sammy Skillz]

oh well. that's a shame. it's not like you'd have a chance anyways.


and to answer your question about how a guy can get into fnk girl's pants...maybe cruise by the local highschool during recess and offer to treat them to a happy meal at mcdicks.

-s.

[Japhrodisiac]

how to get into fnk girl's pants

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"How do you think its done.. we all know that being a nice guy doesnt work"

followed by:

"Do you also want me to point out that you're one ugly cow?

Like shit. I have a small avatar which states my ugliness. You have a fucking huge signature. I'd be hella embarassed if I were you.

What do you get when you cross a junglist with a barstar.. A skank junglstar aka rhianna

Well, you've certainly got the nice guy act figured out. Sounds like you're just bored, throwing punches and insults at anyone who will listen. Grow up.

[O.T.]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

GHB just takes less time. And it adds to the experience. Best is if you get it in them right when they start flailing.

HAHAHAHAHA! Alllllllllllright... thats fuckin hilarious i love it. As for the whole bad boy thing? i have theory that if you are a badass... and treat everybody like crap except the chick you're going for, you're set.

[ppcock]

oh thanks.. and yes I am bored. I'm waiting for my gf to come home so we can watch a dvd and i'm also waiting for my rice to cook so I can have chicken and rice.

Sammy and rhianna I gave you good karma

WORSHIP ME!

[ppcock]

Originally Posted by O.T.

HAHAHAHAHA! Alllllllllllright... thats fuckin hilarious i love it. As for the whole bad boy thing? i have theory that if you are a badass... and treat everybody like crap except the chick you're going for, you're set.

dude.. you're the best. that was the best reply yet!

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by ppcock

you could take a punch in the nads though.

You're just not being imaginative Marty. Restraints. It's all about Restraints.

[Rhianna]

Yeah, I was wondering about that one. Thought you may have made a mistake.

[ppcock]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

You're just not being imaginative Marty. Restraints. It's all about Restraints.

have you seen the prev's for the new olsen twins movie? it looks like ass but i hope they get naked. There's two girls that i'd like to throw some restraints on and fuck em dry.

[O.T.]

Originally Posted by ppcock

dude.. you're the best. that was the best reply yet!

Thanks! you know i do my best to give you complete strangers to me something interesting to read.

[ppcock]

^ i dont try very hard as you can see


all it takes is one lame insult and people are having their period and i'm the tampon.

[O.T.]

^^ i don't think you have to try.... that was absolutely disgusting, but interesting all the same.

[O.T.]

posted by ppcock: ^ i dont try very hard as you can see


all it takes is one lame insult and people are having their period and i'm the tampon.


^^ i don't think you have to try.... that was absolutely disgusting, but interesting all the same.

[Rhianna]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

It's the difference between being a nice guy and being a chump (I think Rawb put it that way once, and it hit the nail on the head).

Some guys (most of them chumps) seem to think that Being A Nice Guy is synonymous with Not Being Aggressive.

Presentation is key. If you have confidence and presentability without looking arrogant or pretentious then you have it set.

I agree. You can be too nice. I can't stand guys that don't have a back bone or agree w/ everything I say. That is no fun.

[gslse]

. . I saw the title of this thread, then saw who started it, and thought, "this should be RATHER interesting." . . lol!

[dj_zyx]

lemme tell you something.

You can't just start chatting with girls on fnk and expect sex, you have to see them in real life... Things can go either way after that.

everyone acts different on the interenet with a magic box that displays no emotion when reading text on fnk forums.

[-ff-]

I usually offer candy and try to lure them into my van.

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by dj_zyx

lemme tell you something.

You can't just start chatting with girls on fnk and expect sex, you have to see them in real life... Things can go either way after that.

everyone acts different on the interenet with a magic box that displays no emotion when reading text on fnk forums.

Speaking from experience, are we?

Wow, man. Just wow.

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by -ff-

I usually offer candy and try to lure them into my van.

See? It's true! The most important stuff you need to know in life you learn in the First grade....

[stringbeans]

show them your liquid dancing and make sure you say you're friends with the promotor of the party

[robyn]

Originally Posted by stringbeans

show them your liquid dancing and make sure you say you're friends with the promotor of the party

You forgot telling them you're a superstar dj.

[stringbeans]

thats my secret weapon and you're not supposed to tell anyone about it :(

[robyn]

Originally Posted by stringbeans

thats my secret weapon and you're not supposed to tell anyone about it :(

It's my secret weapon, too, even though it's a total lie. I just spit out some turntable related jargon and BAM off come the pants.

[ppcock]

ok another thing

If i were to give some chick E just to have sex with her.. Would I be buying a prostitute?

[miss.myra]

tried, tested and true

"hey baby, want to be my plus one!"