how to get into fnk girl's pants

[Pussy_Kat]

be a top DJ
even if your only a local
if u have your name on a flyer u should have chicks in no time

[Max Lazarus]

Man, +1 is all it takes to get into Myra's pants?

Hey Myra, what are you doing the night of JUNGLE SUPAR RAVE ALPHA TURBO 3000?

[miss.myra]

Originally Posted by Max Lazarus

Man, +1 is all it takes to get into Myra's pants?

Hey Myra, what are you doing the night of JUNGLE SUPAR RAVE ALPHA TURBO 3000?

Uhh I think I'm washing my hair that night.

who are you? heh

[DJMaciek]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

Uhh I think I'm washing my hair that night.

who are you? heh

That is just too funney, should have told him you were also clipping your toenails than night

[t-skywalker]

hahahaha, i dont think its hard to get into anyones pants if they are interested.=) good reading tho

[impure]

Originally Posted by ppcock

How do you think its done.. we all know that being a nice guy doesnt work

I think its.. You give some good karma.. Start talking to them. Listen to what they have to say and shit.

BLAMMO you're in.

thoughts?

"i'm a DJ"
or
"i'm a promoter, i get free tickets to raves"

[project.one]

[Goat]

Who the hell is digging up all these old threads?

[Play-it-hard]

Its tiff !! hahah I dont mind they are good ones

[project.one]

Yeah but they are all pretty much the same thing over and over!

[cutienikki]

"Hi, i have glowsticks, can i give you a light show?" haha...poor girl 1st timer too

[Play-it-hard]

No fnk girl would go for that one !


wait I take that back .. newbs would

[project.one]

I think some would!

[Play-it-hard]

I know you would fall for that one matt.

[justShell]

Originally Posted by kprojekt

haha good read.
To get into an fnk girls pants you have to either
Be a dj
know a dj
own turntables with at least two tracks everyone heard at parties
be a promoter
know a promoter
have access underground events
Show up at every event
Access to cheap drugs
always have e and always offering free hits
and most importantly, walk around talking to other fnkers about the show and not hitting the dance floor except to talk to another fnker.

:P

wow.. thats desperation.. who the fuck would go to that much effort just to get into a dirty little underaged raver fannypackandundies wearing girls pants?? hello.. she's not wearing pants anyways..

[cutienikki]

Originally Posted by Play-it-hard

No fnk girl would go for that one !


wait I take that back .. newbs would

excatly that's why i indicated that it was her first time ;) *sigh* they will only learn from their mistakes

[Two_Six]

Damn its hot outside!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[t-skywalker]

Originally Posted by projectone

Yeah but they are all pretty much the same thing over and over!

when im bored i tend to do this at randome. i mean everything we talk about has already been brought up in the past, so i figure go read it and add ur thoughts right? plus great material to read

sorry if i have made a few of u guys annoyed by pulling them up. i just find them amusing to say the least

[Goat]

Looking at these are weird. I can look at the date and remember where I was in my life and how I've come along since. And whether or not I was doing drugs at the time.

I didn't realize i've been such a dickhead sometimes.

[Play-it-hard]

I like that you brought them up, gives me somthing to do at work !! haha