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  #126 (permalink)  
Old Jul 17, 05
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Originally Posted by baby-phat
^^rofl. That's fucking awesome! Props for that! Maybe one day I'll be in that club.
and PS- it's the Mile High Club actually. :)
No NO, it's the meter high club. We were on a giant limo bus.
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Old Jul 17, 05
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Uh.. um. ok then.
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Old Jul 17, 05
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No NO, it's the meter high club. We were on a giant limo bus.
HAHAHA!!!!

thats awsome!

Never knew it was called that tho....
*note to self*
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  #129 (permalink)  
Old Jul 17, 05
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I thought this thread was about sex.. not relationships..
fuck em, there waste of time...
lol!!!! not bitter.. realistic!! hahaha:046:
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cheers!
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  #130 (permalink)  
Old Jul 17, 05
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ok well back on topic

^^you didnt rate your last time having sex
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Old Jul 18, 05
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seriously.. like 13/10 :love1:
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  #132 (permalink)  
Old Jul 18, 05
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8/10... it's kinda nice when she grabs you and says "YOU! ME... FUCK..."
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Old Jul 18, 05
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dear god don't even wanna say too embarassing......last yr
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Old Jul 18, 05
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever
8/10... it's kinda nice when she grabs you and says "YOU! ME... FUCK..."

well, i dont know about you; but under certian circumstances i consider that rape. and yes ive almost been raped.... it was a sad day for all mankind :( yes it was a girl too, i think.
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Old Jul 18, 05
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well, i dont know about you; but under certian circumstances i consider that rape. and yes ive almost been raped.... it was a sad day for all mankind :( yes it was a girl too, i think.
somehow i don't believe you.
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Old Jul 18, 05
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Originally Posted by €uro Dollar
somehow i don't believe you.
do you have a built in lie detector?
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  #137 (permalink)  
Old Jul 18, 05
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yes he does...

eurodollar knows all
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Old Jul 18, 05
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yes he does...

eurodollar knows all
intense, euro you bot you.
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  #139 (permalink)  
Old Jul 18, 05
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intense, euro you bot you.
I'm not a bot, who told you i'm a bot? *shifty eyes*
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Old Jul 18, 05
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hahah euro is not a bot
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  #141 (permalink)  
Old Jul 18, 05
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hahah euro is not a bot
yes... i am not a bot... i am not a bot... i am not a bot... system malfunction... i am not a bot... i am not a bot
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Old Jul 18, 05
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you are not a bot..:203:
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  #143 (permalink)  
Old Jul 18, 05
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Originally Posted by Pennywise
you are not a bot..:203:

#include <iostream.h>

int addition (int a, int b)
{
int r;
r=a+b;
return (r);
}

int main ()
{
int z;
z = addition (5,3);
cout << "The result is " << z;
return 0;
}


am not a bot
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Old Jul 18, 05
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dont make me run my debugger on ur ass :D
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Old Jul 19, 05
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Last time I had sex felt a little something like...

Header File: Person.h

//---------------------------------------------------------------------------
#ifndef PersonH
#define PersonH
//---------------------------------------------------------------------------
class TPerson
{
private:
char* FirstName;
char* LastName;
char* Address;
char* City;
char* State;
long ZIPCode;
public:
void setFirstName(const char *FN);
char* getFirstName() const { return FirstName; }
void setLastName(const char *LN);
char* getLastName() const { return LastName; }
char* FullName() const;
void setAddress(const char *Adr);
char* getAddress() const { return Address; }
void setCity(const char *CT);
char* getCity() const { return City; }
void setState(const char *St);
char* getState() const { return State; }
void setZIPCode(const long ZIP);
long getZIPCode() const { return ZIPCode; }
TPerson();
TPerson(char *FName, char *LName, char *Adr,
char *Ct, char *St, long ZIP);
TPerson(const TPerson &Pers);
TPerson(char * FName, char * LName);
virtual ~TPerson();
};
//---------------------------------------------------------------------------
#endif

Source File: Person.cpp

//---------------------------------------------------------------------------
#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
#pragma hdrstop

#include "Person.h"
//---------------------------------------------------------------------------
#pragma package(smart_init)
//---------------------------------------------------------------------------
char *__fastcall TPerson::FullName() const
{
char *FName = new char[40];
strcpy(FName, FirstName);
strcat(FName, " ");
strcat(FName, LastName);

return FName;
}
//---------------------------------------------------------------------------
__fastcall TPerson::TPerson()
: ZIPCode(0)
{
//TODO: Add your source code here
FirstName = new char[20];
strcpy(FirstName, "John");
LastName = new char[20];
strcpy(LastName, "Doe");
Address = new char[40];
strcpy(Address, "123 Main Street Apt A");
City = new char[32];
strcpy(City, "Great City");
State = new char[30];
strcpy(State, "Our State");
}
//---------------------------------------------------------------------------
__fastcall TPerson::TPerson(char * FName, char * LName)
: ZIPCode(0)
{
//TODO: Add your source code here
FirstName = new char[strlen(FName) + 1];
strcpy(FirstName, FName);
LastName = new char[strlen(LName) + 1];
strcpy(LastName, LName);
Address = new char[40];
strcpy(Address, "123 Main Street Apt A");
City = new char[32];
strcpy(City, "Great City");
State = new char[30];
strcpy(State, "Our State");
}
//---------------------------------------------------------------------------
__fastcall TPerson::TPerson(char *FName, char *LName, char *Adr,
char *Ct, char *St, long ZIP)
: ZIPCode(ZIP)
{
//TODO: Add your source code here
FirstName = new char[strlen(FName) + 1];
strcpy(FirstName, FName);
LastName = new char[strlen(LName) + 1];
strcpy(LastName, LName);
Address = new char[40];
strcpy(Address, Adr);
City = new char[32];
strcpy(City, Ct);
State = new char[30];
strcpy(State, St);
}
//---------------------------------------------------------------------------
__fastcall TPerson::TPerson(const TPerson &Pers)
: ZIPCode(Pers.ZIPCode)
{
//TODO: Add your source code here
FirstName = new char[strlen(Pers.FirstName) + 1];
strcpy(FirstName, Pers.FirstName);
LastName = new char[strlen(Pers.LastName) + 1];
strcpy(LastName, Pers.LastName);
Address = new char[strlen(Pers.Address) + 1];
strcpy(Address, Pers.Address);
City = new char[strlen(Pers.City) + 1];
strcpy(City, Pers.City);
State = new char[strlen(Pers.State) + 1];
strcpy(State, Pers.State);
}
//---------------------------------------------------------------------------
void __fastcall TPerson::setFirstName(const char *FN)
{
strcpy(FirstName, FN);
}
//---------------------------------------------------------------------------
void __fastcall TPerson::setLastName(const char *LN)
{
strcpy(LastName, LN);
}
//---------------------------------------------------------------------------
void __fastcall TPerson::setAddress(const char *Adr)
{
strcpy(Address, Adr);
}
//---------------------------------------------------------------------------
void __fastcall TPerson::setCity(const char *CT)
{
strcpy(City, CT);
}
//---------------------------------------------------------------------------
void __fastcall TPerson::setState(const char *St)
{
strcpy(State, St);
}
//---------------------------------------------------------------------------
void __fastcall TPerson::setZIPCode(const long ZIP)
{
ZIPCode = ZIP;
}
//---------------------------------------------------------------------------
__fastcall TPerson::~TPerson()
{
//TODO: Add your source code here
delete [] FirstName;
delete [] LastName;
delete [] Address;
delete [] City;
delete [] State;
}
//---------------------------------------------------------------------------

Main File: Main.cpp

//---------------------------------------------------------------------------
#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
#pragma hdrstop
#include "Person.h"
//---------------------------------------------------------------------------

#pragma argsused
TPerson ProcessRegistration();
void DisplayInformation(const TPerson&);
//---------------------------------------------------------------------------
int main(int argc, char* argv[])
{
TPerson Employee = ProcessRegistration();
DisplayInformation(Employee);

return 0;
}
//---------------------------------------------------------------------------
TPerson ProcessRegistration()
{
char FName[12], LName[12];
char Addr[40], CT[32], St[30];
long ZC;

cout << "Enter personal information\n";
cout << "First Name: "; cin >> FName;
cout << "Last Name: "; cin >> LName;
cout << "Address: "; cin >> ws;
cin.getline(Addr, 40);
cout << "City: ";
cin.getline(CT, 32);
cout << "State: ";
cin.getline(St, 30);
cout << "Zip Code: "; cin >> ZC;

TPerson Pers(FName, LName, Addr, CT, St, ZC);
return Pers;
}
//---------------------------------------------------------------------------
void DisplayInformation(const TPerson& Pers)
{
cout << "\nEmployee Identification";
cout << "\nFull Name: " << Pers.FullName();
cout << "\nAddress: " << Pers.getAddress();
cout << "\nCity: " << Pers.getCity() << ", "
<< Pers.getState() << " " << Pers.getZIPCode();
}
//---------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Old Jul 22, 05
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Deffenitly 10/10, goin away sex is the best, spcially wen you do it ovver and over and over hahah !! Still waitin on my comin home sex :P
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Old Jul 23, 05
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"Come over to my place, we'll watch some movies" never sounded so good.
10/10
It's been a while, but that was some of the best in years!
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  #148 (permalink)  
Old Sep 06, 05
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<math>
if i have pretty good, enjoyable sex isn't that a 5/6? our society seems to think that 7/8 is 'pretty good' which makes the whole scale logarithmic. if i had to guess where it came from, it would be magazine reviews.

if you see an album get a 5 in rolling stone you know it sucks cock, but rarely an album gets <4. we may just as well make all reviews out of 5 by subtracting 5 from every score we see.

just another weird way our brains work. 5 should be a nice 'average' and 6 should be 'above average'. if you tell a girl 'man that was a 6!' you'd probably get punched out. but you're really telling her that compared to all the other sex, that was better than usual.

another thing, it's impossible to have 6-10 sex all the time. if the sex is really good all the time then your '9' sex becomes your '5' sex. you may be having really freaky 5 sex compared to everyone.

9/10 sex should only be happening once in a blue moon and with a new partner, and if your regular partner is pulling out 9/10 out of the air they they're fucking someone else.

either that or your regular sex is really fucking bad.

</math>
I never noticed your reply, rawb.
to continue on with the math:

i look at things on a bell curve, so average isn't a 5; average is more like 6.5. like, when you're in school the class average is supposed to be 65-67% when you're grading on a curve.

so 9/10 is like getting a 90% on a test.
not that many people in a class can get 90s, but out of a class of 200, i'd say that around 10 might (i'm too lazy to figure out z-scores and standard deviations and shit).

the people pulling 50% grades are in danger of failing sex ed.
:P

to summarize:
4-6 is bordering on "you should have stayed home and watched your fav porn"
6-6.9 is average
7-8.5ish is above average
8.51-9ish is really fucking good
9.5-10 is....sexual soulmate
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  #149 (permalink)  
Old Sep 06, 05
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the past couple times were @least 8/10
couple quickies on the couch!

but was a while ago:(

Last edited by Pennywise; Sep 06, 05 at 05:53 PM.
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Old Sep 06, 05
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8/10

quickies are always fun

Last edited by TipSy; Sep 06, 05 at 11:50 AM.
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