some hooker in my alley is getting pummeled

**sNyx** · #1 (**permalink**) Aug 10, 04

I step outside to enjoy a smoke, only to hear the overly unquiet sounds of some 12th trash letting her lunch go. so I stepp out a little further from yard im considering safezone to investigate. only to see some car parked across the alley infront of the new homes garage being built. flickering on/off my garage light, the noises stop.. wait.. CONTINUE.

fuck oh well, he must be getting his moneys worth.

booshka · #2 (**permalink**) Aug 10, 04

haha, sounds like a nice part of town!

sweet~kandy · #3 (**permalink**) Aug 10, 04

hahahahahahha thats too funny.

Unexpected noises from upon the yard. Dare to step further... lol

**sNyx** · #4 (**permalink**) Aug 10, 04

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Originally Posted by booshka

haha, sounds like a nice part of town!

Dude, I live in NewWest!

booshka · #5 (**permalink**) Aug 10, 04

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Originally Posted by sNyx™

Dude, I live in NewWest!

ah hah, sorry I'm isolated in north van, can't relate!

Sykonee · #6 (**permalink**) Aug 10, 04

I hose could proove quite entertaining in this situation (preferably with cold water).

neoh · #7 (**permalink**) Aug 10, 04

two words.

water balloons.

mapleleaf4ever · #8 (**permalink**) Aug 10, 04

Paint Ball I think would be better... New West trash are quite the sturdy type, Water wouldn't slow them down.

Sykonee · #9 (**permalink**) Aug 10, 04

Ice cold water is more versatile than you give it credit for. I mean, look at how it affects the male anatomy! It's Canada's #1 weapon of mass destruction.

BAL1STOPHER · #10 (**permalink**) Aug 10, 04

oh how i miss the days of living on the corner of 12th and 5th.....where the hookers were within yelling range of my porch.....it always made for some good drunken entertainment..........*sigh* i hate maple ridge

galaxie · #11 (**permalink**) Aug 11, 04

hahaha Myles

Grady always tries to tell me how nice and non-dirty new west is.......riiiiiiiiight!

soma · #12 (**permalink**) Aug 11, 04

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Originally Posted by booshka

ah hah, sorry I'm isolated in north van, can't relate!

hey now there are some quality whores on the north shore

"one night down at the linwood...."

G-Style · #13 (**permalink**) Aug 11, 04

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Originally Posted by booshka

ah hah, sorry I'm isolated in north van, can't relate!

I'm so with ya. We have two bridges to keep these people away. Stay on the other side of the bridges people.

**ƒORM** · #14 (**permalink**) Aug 11, 04

Well I put that right up there with the shit that used to go on in my alley...

Heroin injecting, daylight bj's, fires, bottle collecting and outdoor sleeping...after they put up the barbwire this alley lost a lot of its clientele

C_squared · #15 (**permalink**) Aug 11, 04

dude, next time she comes by get her to clean your bathroom for smokes. or a bowl of poutine.