Are you a good lay?

[MistressSpankME]

Originally Posted by MissBehavior

But there is one guy I'd like to apologize to...Booze is bad.

BAH! I hate sloppy drunken fooling around. Or well, at least when It's too sloppy, doesn't make the best impression unless the persons just as drunk as you and doesn't notice your skills are lacking, or just doesn't care. And having long nails while stupidly drunk and fondling someones genitals doesn't help either! Oopsies!

[Canar]

Originally Posted by {dC!}

What can I say ...

Sex is sex?

Itz alwayz great.

What I've heard (and agree with) is this:

Sex is like chocolate: when it's good, it's mind-blowing, but even when it's bad it's still pretty good.

[Goat]

correction:
GODS GIFT TO SHEEP!

uh huh.

[Prissypants]

you're only as good as your partner lets you be.

[Euro Dollar]

Originally Posted by Goat

correction:
GODS GIFT TO SHEEP!

uh huh.

stupid sheep fucker.

[C_squared]

Originally Posted by MistressSpankME

And having long nails while stupidly drunk and fondling someones genitals doesn't help either! Oopsies!

omg... thats gotta hurt.

edit: but pain isnt that bad :202:

[Jingles]

Originally Posted by Canar

What I've heard (and agree with) is this:

Sex is like chocolate: when it's good, it's mind-blowing, but even when it's bad it's still pretty good.

i disagree
as a chick, when the sex is bad
it's just bad
and i'd rather being eating chocolate

there have been plenty of times where i thought to myself...so, i shaved my legs for this did i?

[Ragga_Wh0re]

^HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! funny you should say that! Everytime i have lame sex...im like, so i shaved my fucking snapper for THIS?? FOR THIS????

Im an amazing fuck, just because i am so vocal and kinky and i give fucking incredible head. My partner is guaranteed to always be pleased,sometimes its so damned good that they get catatonic and when they try to say something it doesnt make sense, and they twitch and giggle and get super fucking loud sometimes.
It makes me happy in the pants.

it sure is good to be me.

[mapleleaf4ever]

Catatonic? whoa... I thought only excess amounts of intoxicants in my system would cause that, not killer iller sex...

[G-Style]

Originally Posted by ~*goddessa*~

^HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! funny you should say that! Everytime i have lame sex...im like, so i shaved my fucking snapper for THIS?? FOR THIS????

Im an amazing fuck, just because i am so vocal and kinky and i give fucking incredible head. My partner is guaranteed to always be pleased,sometimes its so damned good that they get catatonic and when they try to say something it doesnt make sense, and they twitch and giggle and get super fucking loud sometimes.
It makes me happy in the pants.

it sure is good to be me.

Do you take Godessa.....It would be my honor!

[Ragga_Wh0re]

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

Catatonic? whoa... I thought only excess amounts of intoxicants in my system would cause that, not killer iller sex...

yeah its pretty cte they just lay there with a retarded happy look on thier face and giggle.

hahahahaha its so funy when they twitch at the same time too

[neoh]

i've seen plenty of women become catatonic.
but I didin't know I had the ability to.

hrm.. WITHOUT Tantric? :\

[MistressSpankME]

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

Catatonic? whoa... I thought only excess amounts of intoxicants in my system would cause that, not killer iller sex...

I will have to disagree with that. Sometimes I'm out of comission for a few minutes after killer sex. Can barely talk or move, I need time to take in all the pleasure i've just experienced.

[G-Style]

pleasure and pain is a fine border!

[neoh]

Originally Posted by MistressSpankME

I will have to disagree with that. Sometimes I'm out of comission for a few minutes after killer sex. Can barely talk or move, I need time to take in all the pleasure i've just experienced.

men take note.
If you can't make a woman do that, your shit in bed.

straight up.

[Dice_]

all i have to say is every girl but 2 i have made there top 5 list wait no i think it's top 3
the ones on hear can post if not true but well you all told me at the time i was

[decypher]

yeh nothing better then having crazy sex with a girl.. and after she rolls over and can barely move, makes u feel like u did ur job at satisfying her....

but for me it really depends on how comfortable i feel with the person(or how drunk i am heh)... but when im in the mood, i go all out, i can be really intense... something about sex turns me into an animal.. sometimes getting pretty vocal haha... maybe its the scorpio in me

[neoh]

vocal?
do you sing bing crosby while tweaking her nipples?

i fuck em till they drop dead.

[decypher]

Originally Posted by neoh

vocal?
do you sing bing crosby while tweaking her nipples?

lol no i sing somewhere over the rainbow...

by vocal i mean i get realllly into it..making the girl more into it as well...

Originally Posted by decypher

lol no i sing somewhere over the rainbow...

by vocal i mean i get realllly into it..making the girl more into it as well...

so you moan like a bitch?

[decypher]

^^ no its called communication, u might try it sometime with ur partner before u one pump her...

Originally Posted by decypher

^^ no its called communication, u might try it sometime with ur partner before u one pump her...

fuck dat shit i just fuck em... till they drop dead and turn purple... and then i fuck them some more!

[decypher]

hey if being a necrophiliac is ur only source of getting pussy, by all means....

[C_squared]

Originally Posted by Dice_

all i have to say is every girl but 2 i have made there top 5 list wait no i think it's top 3
the ones on hear can post if not true but well you all told me at the time i was

you're an idiot.