Does the size of his Cock matter?

[Oscar Da Grouc]

like the "hostess" commercials

"Hey...where's the cream filling"

[Sweet Heart]

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

DON'T FORGET THE MAYO!!!! God knows what would happen if she didn't get her Mayo...

^^ Shut the fuck up!! you all probably have cocks in your mouths right now!!

[klockwize]

Originally Posted by decypher

I think the real question is, how many cocks do you like at the same time sweetheart?

sword fight!!!!!!!

[mapleleaf4ever]

Ummm no... actually, I just have my tongue and some teeth. It's rather impolite to engage in the act of fellatio when at work in a Corporate Environment, on top of the fact that the said action contravenes my sexual preference. :)

[Oscar Da Grouc]

^^ Shut the fuck up!! you all probably have cocks in your mouths right now!!

well, technically...if we "all had cocks in our mouths right now" we wouldnt be able to speak...so what u said cancel's eachother out

[TrYpTaMiNe]

decypher ,i would have give you karma 3 times in this post if i could hahaha

[robyn]

Originally Posted by Sweet Heart

^^ Shut the fuck up!! you all probably have cocks in your mouths right now!!

No homos! No homos! Not that there's anything wrong with that!

[TrYpTaMiNe]

sweet heart could be considered as a shot gun.... two cocks, and shes loaded ;)

[Oscar Da Grouc]

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to tekno_balla again.


hah oh man, that was good

[miss.myra]

You've had the same cock for 8 years sweet heart, your preference doesn't have much in recent memory to compare to.

Well if you love size so much, 2 average guys should give you over footlong. Now the question is, do you want that toasted?

"Do you wan't to make that a meal deal? If so, just say aaaaaaahhh".

[Oscar Da Grouc]

You've had the same cock for 8 years sweet heart, your preference doesn't have much in recent memory to compare to.

she's from surrey though...she might have been in a relationship with the same guy for 8 years...but that doesnt mean she's staying with 1 cock...

[TrYpTaMiNe]

lmfao, this thread is just killing me hahahaha, wonder how good ol sweet heart feels :)

[Oscar Da Grouc]

wonder how good ol sweet heart feels

prolly horny..all this talk of dicks is gettin her worked up

[hardstylin]

my trolldar is going off. BEEP BEEP BEEP

[klockwize]

come on guys....shes only triin to figure out how big its supposed tobe....shes been outta the loop for a while lol

"are food stamps ok?"

[TrYpTaMiNe]

well, if she wanted bigger, she could always get her boyfriend to tie his dick to a rope, and pull some trucks like those chinese people did on that ripleys believe it or not, might make it a little stringy, but hey, its longer right;) it can swerve this way and that! like a snake mang! and then he can say to you "I got a snake mang!"

[Silverwinged]

Originally Posted by Junglist

"are food stamps ok?"

lololololololol

[Chewy]

haha.. mayo..

[Silverwinged]

this one is for you sweetheart.

[Oscar Da Grouc]

^ahh hahahah!!!!

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to Silverwinged again.

[sNyx]

Originally Posted by Silverwinged

this one is for you sweetheart.

c'mon.. its been done. its our duty as outsiders to think up NEW jokes to take out the Slurrz ;)

regardless, nice to see the garbage can kids still luv ya
(looks up)

[ty_guy]

hahahahahhaha ~tears running down my face, stomach in pain~ i would give you ALL karma if i was able too! made my day ....... just made my day!

oww, it still hurts to laugh

[TrYpTaMiNe]

Originally Posted by sNyx™

c'mon.. its been done. its our duty as outsiders to think up NEW jokes to take out the Slurrz ;)

regardless, nice to see the garbage can kids still luv ya
(looks up)

its like bitch, i live in a trash can! oscar, your a grouch! got fuckin junkie elephants on that show.
"hiiiiiii bird.. need some smack bird"
then ya got the cookie monster yelling COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE

dont even tell me how to get to sesame street, that is a terrible place