What to do?

[sinnerman]

First, put a bunch of random pills in a bag. Next, each of you takes a handful and swallows them blind. Then, hop on the skytrain & don't plan on being back in time for dinner. I guarantee that's more fun then any real date, not to mention it'll probably end sex (the drugs make it better) anyways!

Date? Why go on a date when you could go on an adventure!?

[.:kinkster:.]

You should give dating seminars, and let me send my boyfriend to them.

[BongMan]

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

lmao I'm loving these themes that are appearing. We've got Bowling and the "P" theme...



BongMan: HA! I have a feeling that someone else told you to say that. Please hold while I bash on the wall and cuss at her. :p

put me up to it dude I can still catch a whiff of the lingering stink you left in Surrey hahahaha now thats sayin somthin.. ;)

[neoh]

get a limo to pick her up with a dozen roses waiting for her in the back seat, then get it to drop her off in front of something like, Il Giardino resturant - and be sure to wait for her outside.

Make sure a bottle of wine is already at the table when you arrive, and aalways make reservations.

Then take her to a corner cafe for cappuccino and cake.

[matéo]

casual?

take her to central city in surrey! I think you live here??

ask her what she wants to do maybe?

but make sure you put it in her poo-cutter by the end of the night.

[mapleleaf4ever]

^ Shit... now you is thinking. :) (for neoh)


Mateo: Naw, we're not going to venture to Surrey. :p

BongMan: That smell is just the dead Hooker I stashed in your Backyard.

[cubed]

I'd say take her somewhere kind of funky yet casual for dinner.

Section 3 in yaletown is always nice for that. Depending on the weather you could take a nice short walk down by the marina as well. Then head for some drinks and desert, the caprice lounge is pretty nice for both of those, nice little patio where you can laugh at all the club goers. Pool halls and bowling alleys are usually pretty dirty and pretty generic, try and make the night fun and memorable. You guys could even take a nice walk down around english bay and grab some gelato after a couple of drinks, the beach is right there and it makes a nice setting to end a first date.

at anyrate, good luck erik.

[mapleleaf4ever]

Thanks! :D

I'm thinking your idea sounds the most practical and I could actually afford to do that.

[BongMan]

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

^ Shit... now you is thinking. :) (for neoh)


Mateo: Naw, we're not going to venture to Surrey. :p

BongMan: That smell is just the dead Hooker I stashed in your Backyard.

So thats why the bushes are dying goddamn dead hookers and thiere poluted bodies goddamn Erik I demand satisfaction in the form of a new garden..

[mapleleaf4ever]

^ Just wait, once they decompose, there'll be lots of compost and a new Garden will form naturally. :)

[decypher]

Dammit cubed said what i was gonna say. Outdoor walks are nice, especially if its very calm and mild out. She'll get naked for sure erik.

[mapleleaf4ever]

lol nice to see everyone is concerned with me getting laid.

[BongMan]

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

^ Just wait, once they decompose, there'll be lots of compost and a new Garden will form naturally. :)

Surrey hookers dont decompose they are labeled as hazardous waste and put into containment till thiere half-life has expired

[mapleleaf4ever]

heh heh heh sucks to be your backyard then. I'm safe living out in the COQ. :p

[LDUB]

If it's still light out go and feed the ducks at lost lagoon! I went there on Sunday and there is this crazy swan that chases you if you don't stop to feed her. And there is a bird called the coot! COOOOOOT! (Sorry, easily amused.)

You can show your gentle side with the ducks, and your protective side protecting her from the crazed swan... or if it doesn't go well you can just throw her in the lake :)

[LLaaUUrrYYn]

Originally Posted by neoh

get a limo to pick her up with a dozen roses waiting for her in the back seat, then get it to drop her off in front of something like, Il Giardino resturant - and be sure to wait for her outside.

Make sure a bottle of wine is already at the table when you arrive, and aalways make reservations.

Then take her to a corner cafe for cappuccino and cake.

For a first date? I will never get special treatment like that if I marry Greg. ugh.

PS- Since you have already done the roses thing.. can you get a limo to pick me up and take me to a fancy resteraunt? ;/ (I wouldnt mind the roses again! )

[neoh]

Originally Posted by LLaaUUrrYYn

For a first date? I will never get special treatment like that if I marry Greg. ugh.

PS- Since you have already done the roses thing.. can you get a limo to pick me up and take me to a fancy resteraunt? ;/ (I wouldnt mind the roses again! )

anytime dear. :)

[robyn]

Originally Posted by LDUB

If it's still light out go and feed the ducks at lost lagoon!

Raddest date ever! Lauren, will you go out with me?

[wum]

Originally Posted by sinnerman

First, put a bunch of random pills in a bag. Next, each of you takes a handful and swallows them blind. Then, hop on the skytrain & don't plan on being back in time for dinner. I guarantee that's more fun then any real date, not to mention it'll probably end sex (the drugs make it better) anyways!

Date? Why go on a date when you could go on an adventure!?

[knocking] Hello-o? Hello-o! You have my pills! Hello-o?

[meekly] I'm cold, and there are wolves after me.

[Howling is heard in the distance]

[mapleleaf4ever]

Originally Posted by LDUB

If it's still light out go and feed the ducks at lost lagoon! I went there on Sunday and there is this crazy swan that chases you if you don't stop to feed her. And there is a bird called the coot! COOOOOOT! (Sorry, easily amused.)

You can show your gentle side with the ducks, and your protective side protecting her from the crazed swan... or if it doesn't go well you can just throw her in the lake :)

Coots are rad... there's a lot of them in the Okanagan on the Lakes. Hmmm, yah, I'm off work at 8pm so chances are by the time I meet her Downtown it won't be light. But I'll keep that in mind for the other Girl I might be meeting on Saturday. :)

[Ragga_Wh0re]

start with coffee,then go to an arcade,then go play pool,then go bowling,then go talk and cuddle in stanley park,then go for breakfast at dennys:)

oh and make sure u buy her flowers,fuck this rose bullshit,buy her some crazy ass exotic flower that are really expensive.

[xxViceRoyxx]

If you want some serious advice here you go. I date people like that and this is what I basically do, it works I guess because they say that they do have fun and want to go on more of 'em:

- Take her to a nice place for dinner, not too expensive tho so you have enough to do something after that, a place that is different. Dont be afraid to ask her about a place that shes never been to before or take her opinion about it. A good place is Antoins on hastings, its fuckig busy and you cannot make ressos so you gotta go early. Depending on her personality she might or might not like the idea of Italian, u be the judge and decide. Another good place would be a greek restaurant, nice and different for her. What you basically wanna do is take her to a place that she hasnt been before or somewhere different.
- After a nice light dinner, depending on the wethear, a nice walk wouldnt do you two any harm, downtown has some nice places to go so does whiterock a nice walk on the beach aint bad at all. A nice pool game would do ya good if the weather is bad too.
- Dont talk too much, spark up the conversation and lead her on to talking, women like hearing about the guy theyre with but it gets too boring and heavy if you go on and on about yourself, get her to talk about her self and keep the witty compliments and comments going. Basically make her feel good about herself and keep an uplifted happy mood going.
Talk about something that she might not much about but make it interesting and god try not to make her feel stupid for not knowing that much about it.
- Dont be afraid to ask her about what she feels like doing, dont be specific a bad question would be: "So where do you wanna go now" bad bad bad. A good question would simply be: "What are you in the mood for? What do you feel like doing?". Shes not the one planning the date you are, try to impress her. If she specifies a place after you ask her, dont hesitate to go, where ever that place is.
5) Since she is more of a pubber, a good pub and some beer will do ya wonders, nothing beats the beer and chit chat.
6) Try to be nice and try to listen to her as much as possible and give feedback on whatever she says, dont make her feel like what shes saying is unimportant, unless it really is then you just jump topics.

Well, good luck man and hope you have fun.

[Ragga_Wh0re]

^ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???ANTONS????THAT PLACE IS A FUCKING DIVE.

thier food is the poorest excuse for wop food ive ever had the displeasure of tasting.

If you wanna go the wop route erik...go to osteria napoli on 1st and renfrew. Its fucking expensive but omg the food is out of this world and so is the service.

take her to a movie, or something...?


and for first date ( i always tell that to my boy friends) .. bring 1 flower.. doesnt matter what kind.. girlz loooove flowers :)

[xxViceRoyxx]

Originally Posted by ~*goddessa*~

^ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???ANTONS????THAT PLACE IS A FUCKING DIVE.

Omg i cant believe you dont like their food, its pretty damn good..............but yea my point was not to go somehwhere expensive...........other than that might as well take her to Horizon on burnaby mountain, its fucking expensive as hell but its pretty damn good food and the view is killer.