"I came up with the perfect analogy for love!"

[miss.myra]

"When YOU don't have love it's like there's a party going on and everyone was invited EXCEPT FOR YOU...and you just happen to be walking by that house IN THE RAIN ...'oooh, I wasn't invited to this party'


..but then again, once you're IN love, that's like being inside that party going 'where's my jacket I want to get out of here, where's my jacket? I've been at this party six years and I want to see other parties, WHERE'S MY JACKET?"

[Pennywise]

very well put

[miss.myra]

Dane Cook said it, he is way funnier than I am.

[decypher]

haha so true.

[stringbeans]

DUDE WHY WASNT I INVITED :(:(

[Silverwinged]

"Even retarded people in your neighborhood are getting married on their front lawn. As you drive by like 'WHAT!? The tards just got married on their lawn!? Thats great. I have nobody and the tards just commited to each other for a life time of tardiness. Or is that just that they are going to be late for everything...I don't know."

[Silverwinged]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

"When YOU don't have love it's like there's a party going on and everyone was invited EXCEPT FOR YOU...and you just happen to be walking by that house IN THE RAIN ...'oooh, I wasn't invited to this party'


..but then again, once you're IN love, that's like being inside that party going 'where's my jacket I want to get out of here, where's my jacket? I've been at this party six years and I want to see other parties, WHERE'S MY JACKET?"

"Some body shit on the coats. Someone shit around, about or on the coats...."
"WHAT?!"

[Play-it-hard]

Dane cook is halarious

[thechix0r]

Haha, you know that does make a bit of sense... good one

[Bobby_T]

awww shmoopie! You need eskimo kisses. ahaah

[mystique]

sooooo true.hahahah...

[Scarface]

I think Eddie Murphy's analogy based on crackers was better.

[Liqwid]

i hate people who get invited to every party...then they tell all hosts "i'll be there" and then they don't show up...

what about party crashers?

^^^^^^^^^........all analogy's......

~dalyn

[MC Hammered]

Love is like having a chocolate milkshake when you are lactose intolerant...

It's so good when you have it but in the end it's a pain in the ass.

[CodaDrummer]

Originally Posted by Play-it-hard

Dane cook is halarious

Holy understatement!

[CodaDrummer]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

Dane Cook said it, he is way funnier than I am.

He's pretty much funnier than everyone.

[Grapes]

He may even be funnier than Lewis Black, and I don't say that about many people. Er.. I don't say that about any people.

Wow ever since I distributed that album, it's sure getting a lot of mileage!

[Ree Fresh]

OMG enough with the medaphores and symbolism!!!


But really... its all about ballance y0!

[diva]

I think my problem is that I'm very selective about the parties that I choose to grace with my presence. I think it's because i've had the good fortune of being invited to one of the best parties that's ever been thrown. Like--ever.

But yeah... It's inevitable that you'll want to see if other parties are as bumpin' as the one you're currently at.

My problem is...i'm such a good guest, that once i've arrived, no one wants to let me leave!
:P

PARTY!

[not "where's my jacket", more like "hold my jacket, i'll be right back. i'm just going to run across the street to see what all the hype's about"]

[galaxie]

Originally Posted by MC Hammered

Love is like having a chocolate milkshake when you are lactose intolerant...

It's so good when you have it but in the end it's a pain in the ass.

Perfect.

[ebbomega]

Am now downloading.

(I'm getting high download speed on this guy. He's got mad internet cred)