you reminded me of this scene from smokin aces:
Hugo : I dunno... Cinnamon roll?
Buddy Israel: Cinnamon roll? the cinnamon, the roll of the cinnamon. That looks like jizz... ya Eastern European jizz, that looks like some fuckhead shot his load on a 12000 dollar calf skin jacket. The twist? Its my 12000 dollar calf's skin jacket. So ya got the semon, ok you got the human ejaculate thats been allowed to soak in for like seven hours alright. Work its way into the fabric fuckin fibers...
Hugo: If you like I send out?
Buddy Israel: ...To what? Incinerate? Hugo there isn't a fuckin laundry detergent or dry cleaning product known to man that will get that clean. Some shit, suffice it to say, just don't wash out.