Workplace Bathroom

[Courtney]

tiedye takes the win for grossest experience

[tiedye]

Originally Posted by Courtney

toilet related question:
GUYS why can't you put the seat down? is it that difficult? how come everytime my roomate has been using the bathroom the seat is up......and this happens with all three of them
fucking boys!

GIRLS. Why can't you ever lift the seat up when you're done? Is it that difficult? fucking girls!

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by Courtney

toilet related question:
GUYS why can't you put the seat down? is it that difficult? how come everytime my roomate has been using the bathroom the seat is up......and this happens with all three of them
fucking boys!

I put the whole cover down. A lot of chicks miss that one.

I've been living in the same space as females my whole life. I think total cumulative period of time I've lived in a house without a female comes to about a year.

[Courtney]

good boy

[tiedye]

Seriously though. What gives women the control over the toilet seat? The only real reasoning I've ever heard is that it's unsanitary, but it's just as unsanitary for us to lift up the seat to take a piss.

[Grapes]

Why would we put the seat down? I don't understand this supposed impetus to set up the bathroom for future users.

If the seat was down and I needed to take a piss, I notice that, and raise it. I don't just blindly start urinating and then go OH SHIT WHY DIDN'T THAT BITCH PUT THE SEAT BACK UP WHEN SHE WAS DONE

[ebbomega]

I close the cover because I don't want piss particles all over my toothbrush from when I flush.

[tiedye]

In all honesty, I'm pretty good on the whole toilet seat (and cover) thing unless I'm drinking. Then it's just better to be left up.

[NinjaBoy]

Originally Posted by Courtney

toilet related question:
GUYS why can't you put the seat down? is it that difficult? how come everytime my roomate has been using the bathroom the seat is up......and this happens with all three of them
fucking boys!

Why can't you just look before you sit down? We look before we pee to make sure the seat's up.

Do girls run in the bathroom with their eyes closed or some shit?

Originally Posted by ebbomega

I close the cover because I don't want piss particles all over my toothbrush from when I flush.

i feel the exact same way.

[tiedye]

I wish I could close the cover on YOUR FACE!

Originally Posted by Clayton.

How is that gross?

I don't get it.

two words.....

POO PARTICLES

[Clayton.]

There's bacteria everywhere.......................i'm shocked.

Still doesn't justify thinking brushing your teeth at work is 'gross'. And i skimmed through this thread and found it funny that of all the things commented on in this thread it took somebody mentioning brushing their teeth before you made a 'gross' comment.

Tooth paste kills bacteria.

[stabmyhead]

Our washrooms at work aren't that bad, people come clean them fairly regularly and we have little paper toilet seat covers too! We have signs posted on the doors of all the stalls that have bathroom etiquette tips on them - even still, people don't follow them.

Is it really so hard to make sure the toilet is clean and flushed when you are done. So many times, some chick leaves her nasty coilers behind in the toilet.

I thought guys were bad, but women are the the ones that leave that nasty splatter on the toilet seat when they power urine into the bowl.

[Clayton.]

Women carry 40% more bacteria then men.

Originally Posted by Clayton.

There's bacteria everywhere.......................i'm shocked.

Still doesn't justify thinking brushing your teeth at work is 'gross'. And i skimmed through this thread and found it funny that of all the things commented on in this thread it took somebody mentioning brushing their teeth before you made a 'gross' comment.

Tooth paste kills bacteria.

lol i guess not spelling it out for you made it a bit harder to understand.
next time i will be sure to dumb it down.

[Clayton.]

No, i clearly understood.

3 hours of thinking and some lame generic false comment is all you could come up with?.

[Carrie]

I've never brushed my teeth at work.

[oddmud]

Originally Posted by Courtney

toilet related question:
GUYS why can't you put the seat down? is it that difficult? how come everytime my roomate has been using the bathroom the seat is up......and this happens with all three of them
fucking boys!

why the FUCK do we always have to do the seat moving? put the damn thing down yourself! it's the exact same amount of work of us always having to put it down. so stfu!

[tiedye]

if comment is false, then return true

...

I SAID RETURN TRUE DAMNIT! l

[tiedye]

Originally Posted by oddmud

why the FUCK do we always have to do the seat moving? put the damn thing down yourself! it's the exact same amount of work of us always having to put it down. so stfu!

I mean, we gave them the right to vote. We gave them the right to work. Now we have to give them precedent over bathroom protocols?

[Carrie]

^ i think it's a 50/50 duty

we have to put the seat down as much as guys have to lift it up

[Grapes]

Originally Posted by oddmud

why the FUCK do we always have to do the seat moving? put the damn thing down yourself! it's the exact same amount of work of us always having to put it down. so stfu!

Did you see my post?? We could bond over this!

[oddmud]

whoa tiedeye....

[oddmud]

Originally Posted by Grapes

Did you see my post?? We could bond over this!

i didn't see your post dave... do you really want to bond? with me?