My rant about promoters, the scene and organix. FUNNEH READ!

[Dr. Doom]

ALL HAIL MARTY, KING OF THE 1NT3RW3B!!!!1

[barstar]

Originally Posted by ppcock

promoters..

shit you people make me sick, all cash grab and when I want to have a conversation with you, you turn your back and basically tell me to fuck off.

I seriously hope you ALL rott in hell (well most of you.. Those techno promoters.. keep at it!)


and finally to those fucking ravers.

dont fucking talk down to me. the ticket chick at organix was telling me any question i had the flyer would answer it.. where i can pick up tix, who's in charge.. the almighty power that is chris schmidt.. it's fucking sickening. I thought hippies were alright people.. but nope, you're just the same as the rest of the retards. Sorry i dont wear gay candy and have the worst case of dreadlocks and I take showers.. I walk into organix wearing black pants and a jacket and these bitches are stereotyping me like im some noob.

ITS DISGUSTING.

all cool and shit because you spend your friday nights working the door at club 23.. REAL COOL!

and that one DJ.. I ask him why he lets his mixes play out.. Chris said that its giving respects to the artist.. Hey! i can see that. But if you're giving respect to the artist.. doesnt it mean you should listen to the music yourself and not sit at a table drinking beer and talking to friends?

he told me.. "im a dj, this is what dj's do.. its hard to spin.. why dont you start djing and come back and talk to me"

In which i did respond "listen buddy, I've been playing for 6 years and I spin techno.. My mixes are 3-5 minutes apart and trance 5-7 min apart"

fuckin hippies.

atleast the barstars are funnier to look at and the bitches dress skanky and there's lots of eye candy.

i hope that dj dies of ass cancer.

end rant.

WHAT A WHINY LITTLE FAG U R U BEATCH..........

[clevich]

id like to shake your hand and congratulate you ppcock, for reasons unknown to me at the moment.

[Niko]

Originally Posted by Akeel

just never ask him to meet you somewhere because he'll flail and leave you waiting there...on the plus side he usually does let you beat him up after.

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to Akeel again.

PS: Preach, Marty! Preach!

[Quin600]

The only thing I must complain about when it comes to Marty is that he always insists on talking when he has my cock in his mouth. I mean, have some respect, ass. I know you love to hear the sound of your own voice, but not while you are busy. Sheesh.

Seriously though, Marty be good people.

[Niko]

^That is the greatest thing you've ever said online, Angus.
You almost sounded like crookedking there.

[ppcock]

thanks for the backup all my good friends on the fnk

barstar.. you want to go to the beach?

[~Sc@ndelu$~]

Well i gotta say i didnt like u b4 very much and wasnt gonna go outta my way to say hi to u last nite... but u went out of ur way to say hi to me,... it surprised me!... ur not bad at all! :)

[Filo]

that's cuz marty was laying the mack down

[robyn]

I would also like to jump on the loving marty bandwagon.

[sidekick]

marty = thumbs up.

[ppcock]

i love me too!

[mapleleaf4ever]

I've jumped on Marty before...








oooh... you said Bandwagon after...

[ppcock]

it was some good non lube sex.

[mapleleaf4ever]

An Sphincter Ripping good time! :D

[Quin600]

'Cause we all know blood is the best lube out there.

[Sykonee]

Dude. Go to Shine next Friday. It'll remind you how fun things can be again.

[ppcock]

shine?

no thanks.. hoochie momma's and barstars are not my thing.

[.muffy.]

Every time I see marty he tells me how nice my boobs are.
I think his are better

[ppcock]

that's true

i also mention something about your arse being hot.

[C_squared]

hey you said this was a funny read!

thanks for wasting my time.

[zarlon]

marty, man.. i love you too.

[ppcock]

Originally Posted by C_squared

hey you said this was a funny read!

thanks for wasting my time.

i so just fucked with your head.