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Punching Bag Bitch, cry and whine your way into oblivion. |
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oh yeah?
well, i'm not even from earth. i've come to this sad planet on a mission to root out all the bullshitters and liers and take all the good honest people off before we destroy earth and steal all its minerals. unfortunately, there are no pure, honest people here. tough. |
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lol thinking back to some pathological liars I have known over the years makes me laugh. Just some of the shit that came out of their mouth was ridiculous. I remember one girl that was trying any way she could to get into my bf at the times pants, came up to me and started to bitch at me for supposedly calling her grandpa in Williams lake. Telling him how much of a whore his grand daughter was? I was like ummmmmmm ok first how would I obtain your grandpas number, and why would I bother calling him about it when I really could just say it to your face. Then she cried and said she was just upset because her mother pushed her down the stairs. The only stairs I saw in her apartment was the one step outside her front door. Yesssssss thanks for coming out.
The other one that was pretty good was this girl that I have known since elementary. A couple good ones came out of her. One being that she needed to get her toes amputated in 3 days. Next week she comes in wearing sandals. And another was when she decided that she needed the Australian exchange student to get her pregnant to save her from a life threatening disease. That was pretty rich. You can't really let it get to you though. I know it's annoying but then you just need to either laugh or just walk away and not put up with it. Last edited by Kandyapple; May 26, 05 at 08:55 PM. |
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the worst types of liars are those who lie to themselves.
im talking about closet cases, junkies, etc who tell themselves and those around them that "Im alright." or "I can quit at any time." or "its someone elses fault that things have gone bad for me." I've know too many people like this as well as done it myself and all that self deception only prolongs problematic situations. |
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i have a friend that lies about A LOT of shit, everything and anything. i dont want to hurt his feelings so i usually just change the subject or turn up the music, but its baaaaaad
the docks, in toronto? that place would be pimp with better music |