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Old May 24, 05
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What type of ppl are these...

I'm talking about the type of ppl who are liars and bullshitters. so far i've encountered 4 different types.

1. this guy at school is the biggest bser ever. i think he lies and make up an entire life for himself to impress others and to be accepted. here are some examples:
- he's got a pool table at home in his basement - not surprising - but ALSO a SNOOKER table in his ROOM upstairs. Ok it would be believable if you lived in a rich area, but considering the neighborhood he lives in, we seriously doubt his room is big enough for that. (the typical 3 bedroom houses are pretty small)

-he's got a full set of DJ equipement and expensive audio/video and computer technoligies.

-once he had a problem with his computer and i told him i'd have to actually see the problem so i can fix it, he said "its ok i think it's fine now" (clearly he doesn't want ppl in his house becuz none of the above is true)

-he has a 2M$ Infinity G35 modded. The nice dudes at school did some quick research as to how you can put enough mods in the car to make it worth 2 million dollars. they couldn't find anything close to it. They showed him their research and he got pissed and walked away.

-he said his car is in some garage somewhere in the states (we're in canada) and that it's waiting for a 16 cyliner nismo engine. (first of all, there is no such thing, 2nd- you can't fit a v8 in that car can you explain to me how to fit 16 cylinders)

-he said he was shot in the head and stabbed in the back when he was 9 years old due to a bad neighborhood in the states. He explained the head shot as being a through-and-through, right in the middle of his forehead. If he was reall shot that way, he would've been dead instantly. When ppl asked to see his scars, he changed his tone and behaviour, more to like a defensive position, and said "why u wanna see my scars man, i got hurt"

-one night he said he was going out to a DJ Battle at The Docks (it's an entertainment place where most ppl come with their boats, have fun on the patio, play some games, dine&wine, then go in the club).(lie lvl1). I told him i didn't believe him. I told him i will ask my ex-co-workers to see if he was there. Later that night, before he went out, he said he will be going to two other places with his friends before heading down to the docks. (i bet it's to delay things so the workers won't be able to take notice). (lie lvl2). The next day, he said he lost 2nd place to some 15 year old kid and he was really pissed about it. Besides laguhin my ass off, i told him The Docks is not open until may 18th. And even if it was opened, that the club does not host such events, only on the patio. And the patio closes when the club opens.(lie lvl3) Then he said he was talking about another docks at Harbourfront. The place is strickly a tourism place where ppl go in the boats to go to the island, nothing else, no other business there. There is no way such an event would be held becuz it's not allowed. Only those clowns/robots/talent shows are there to make small money for the passer-bys (lie lvl4). Then he said it was in some abandoned factory 2 streets away. There are no factories other than the vinery and some recycling plant. (lie lvl5)

Conclusion: as you can see these are the kind of ppl who ridicule themselves to get attention. it's also the type that is fun to have one around, cuz you can keep makig fun of him and he will keep throwing more shit at you, and they as so funny cuz they are so transparent and easily proven wrong.


2. there are those ppl who lie moderately, but start to be annoying and offensive at times.

-this guy won a small amount in the lottery. the first time, he told us 400 bucks. later, we hear from others that he won 800$. 2 weeks later when both parties are together, and the subject was brought up, he said he won 800$, divided into 4 ppl.

Sigh


3. The Plan Cancellers:
you make plans to go out with them and they agree to it at first excitedly, then calls last minute to cancel saying they had to d something, they're not feeling well, they don't feel like doing this particular events, etc


4. The ones who Disappear:
same with above, you make plans with them, and they disappear on you. You wait for a long time, and they never show up. You can never reach them at this point. You worry so much that something bad might've happen to them, only to find out "oh i just had to do something/go somewhere"


There is actually another type, those who exaggerate alot, but they only lie halfway so i won't count them as nerve-wrecking

if anyone has ever encountered such ppl, feel free to post as to what kind of ppl they are, WHY they are, and how to change them, if possible.

thank you all for reading
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Old May 24, 05
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U call these kind of people "PATHOLOGICAL LIERS" - unfortunately they do not think they are doing anything wrong by lying through their teeth all the time

EXAMPLE OF A PATHOLOGICAL LIER: DJ CYRUS - he likes to make up his own gigs that he played at, yet many of them never happened. His brother Trance4Fags is a homo too!!!
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Why dont you kick his ass?
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"Flailers"
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yeah, i know people like that *shakes head*
they have to be as good or better then you so they make up little stories to try and sound cool....yet really you can see right thru their bs...
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people who always flaunt what they do or do not have are looking for attention, even though it pisses you off, they still won :P
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Old May 24, 05
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myra ..

i had a cupcake on saturday night. well sunday morning.. whatever
it had pink icing on it.

i thought of you when i gobbled it in about 3 bites
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Old May 24, 05
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Originally Posted by NightKids888
I'm talking about the type of ppl who are liars and bullshitters. so far i've encountered 4 different types.

1. this guy at school is the biggest bser ever. i think he lies and make up an entire life for himself to impress others and to be accepted. here are some examples:
- he's got a pool table at home in his basement - not surprising - but ALSO a SNOOKER table in his ROOM upstairs. Ok it would be believable if you lived in a rich area, but considering the neighborhood he lives in, we seriously doubt his room is big enough for that. (the typical 3 bedroom houses are pretty small)

-he's got a full set of DJ equipement and expensive audio/video and computer technoligies.

-once he had a problem with his computer and i told him i'd have to actually see the problem so i can fix it, he said "its ok i think it's fine now" (clearly he doesn't want ppl in his house becuz none of the above is true)

-he has a 2M$ Infinity G35 modded. The nice dudes at school did some quick research as to how you can put enough mods in the car to make it worth 2 million dollars. they couldn't find anything close to it. They showed him their research and he got pissed and walked away.

-he said his car is in some garage somewhere in the states (we're in canada) and that it's waiting for a 16 cyliner nismo engine. (first of all, there is no such thing, 2nd- you can't fit a v8 in that car can you explain to me how to fit 16 cylinders)

-he said he was shot in the head and stabbed in the back when he was 9 years old due to a bad neighborhood in the states. He explained the head shot as being a through-and-through, right in the middle of his forehead. If he was reall shot that way, he would've been dead instantly. When ppl asked to see his scars, he changed his tone and behaviour, more to like a defensive position, and said "why u wanna see my scars man, i got hurt"

-one night he said he was going out to a DJ Battle at The Docks (it's an entertainment place where most ppl come with their boats, have fun on the patio, play some games, dine&wine, then go in the club).(lie lvl1). I told him i didn't believe him. I told him i will ask my ex-co-workers to see if he was there. Later that night, before he went out, he said he will be going to two other places with his friends before heading down to the docks. (i bet it's to delay things so the workers won't be able to take notice). (lie lvl2). The next day, he said he lost 2nd place to some 15 year old kid and he was really pissed about it. Besides laguhin my ass off, i told him The Docks is not open until may 18th. And even if it was opened, that the club does not host such events, only on the patio. And the patio closes when the club opens.(lie lvl3) Then he said he was talking about another docks at Harbourfront. The place is strickly a tourism place where ppl go in the boats to go to the island, nothing else, no other business there. There is no way such an event would be held becuz it's not allowed. Only those clowns/robots/talent shows are there to make small money for the passer-bys (lie lvl4). Then he said it was in some abandoned factory 2 streets away. There are no factories other than the vinery and some recycling plant. (lie lvl5)

Conclusion: as you can see these are the kind of ppl who ridicule themselves to get attention. it's also the type that is fun to have one around, cuz you can keep makig fun of him and he will keep throwing more shit at you, and they as so funny cuz they are so transparent and easily proven wrong.


2. there are those ppl who lie moderately, but start to be annoying and offensive at times.

-this guy won a small amount in the lottery. the first time, he told us 400 bucks. later, we hear from others that he won 800$. 2 weeks later when both parties are together, and the subject was brought up, he said he won 800$, divided into 4 ppl.

Sigh


3. The Plan Cancellers:
you make plans to go out with them and they agree to it at first excitedly, then calls last minute to cancel saying they had to d something, they're not feeling well, they don't feel like doing this particular events, etc


4. The ones who Disappear:
same with above, you make plans with them, and they disappear on you. You wait for a long time, and they never show up. You can never reach them at this point. You worry so much that something bad might've happen to them, only to find out "oh i just had to do something/go somewhere"


There is actually another type, those who exaggerate alot, but they only lie halfway so i won't count them as nerve-wrecking

if anyone has ever encountered such ppl, feel free to post as to what kind of ppl they are, WHY they are, and how to change them, if possible.

thank you all for reading

You must lead a very boring life. Try picking up a new hobby or something.
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Old May 24, 05
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myra ..

i had a cupcake on saturday night. well sunday morning.. whatever
it had pink icing on it.

i thought of you when i gobbled it in about 3 bites

next time go for the koo koo at cupcakes, loads of coconut on top LOVE IT!@$
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Old May 24, 05
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I think you analyze other people too much.
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Old May 24, 05
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you can't fit a v8 in that car can you explain to me how to fit 16 cylinders
Make them really small...

I do find the $2M G35 thing pretty funny, it would basically have to be made out of gold to be worth that much. He could've bought 2 MacLearen's instead and had some money left over to buy some friends.

You should just really not bother talking to people like this, it will merely continue to annoy you and they generally don't change because they are stupid.
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yea i guess i should just leave those ppl alone and be careful when choosing friends. i do analyse ppl alot, i am very analytical. iunno if it's a bad thing or not, but o well
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Old May 24, 05
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^ i guess you're just perfect and everyone around you isn't. must be tough to live life that way :P
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Old May 24, 05
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My sister told me about her old manager who was a pathological liar... who would lie to the extent of telling people that his mother passed away when he was 9, only to have his mother walk into the restaurant one day to visit his son...

I don't know what compels people to lie so much, but I feel bad for people who just can't "help" but lie...

One annoying/dangerous type of liar is the manipulator/exaggerator.. people who manipulate or exaggerate elements of the truth to serve their own purposes...
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Old May 25, 05
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One annoying/dangerous type of liar is the manipulator/exaggerator.. people who manipulate or exaggerate elements of the truth to serve their own purposes...
you mean politicians?
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Old May 25, 05
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there is a such thing as a 16cyl engine.... Bugatti Veyron uses one
usually W instead of V
but anything is really possible.. its just a question of how much money do you want to spend
i'm sure someone will make you anything you want if you have enough money
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Old May 25, 05
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Old May 25, 05
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there is a such thing as a 16cyl engine.... Bugatti Veyron uses one
usually W instead of V
but anything is really possible.. its just a question of how much money do you want to spend
i'm sure someone will make you anything you want if you have enough money
Not that I'm a mechanic or anything, but I'm pretty sure there is a size limit (too small) cuz if you made a 16cyl, even in a W, that needed to fit in a G35, then you would have these weeny little pistons to fit your weeny little cylinders, and although probably technically possible, it would probably be extremely ineffecient. The 16cyl you're talking about is probably more around the size of a LARGE V8...
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Not that I'm a mechanic or anything, but I'm pretty sure there is a size limit (too small) cuz if you made a 16cyl, even in a W, that needed to fit in a G35, then you would have these weeny little pistons to fit your weeny little cylinders, and although probably technically possible, it would probably be extremely ineffecient. The 16cyl you're talking about is probably more around the size of a LARGE V8...
i'm sure it is a small W16 i'm not really sure the actual displacement without looking it up in that case it works quite well
putting a W16 in a G35 probably wouldn't work the best but i'm sure its possible to make an engine that small if you want to pay someone enough money to manufacture it
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you mean politicians?
My problem with politicians is that they put so much effort into conveying a plight that is not their own.

You see similar behaviour in another social group I like to call "Spoiled Brats".

You want to see politician breeding ground? Check out a private school.
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About the G35. I can even smell the BS from here.

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Engine-wise, the all-alloy 8-litre W16 engine will be equipped with four KKK turbochargers and produce an awesome 987bhp at 6000rpm. Mounted longitudinally ahead of the rear axle on a separate aluminium subframe, displacement is 7993cc thanks to identical bore and stroke measurements of 86mm. Compression is set at 9.0:1 and there are four valves per cylinder and two water-to-air intercoolers. Since serious testing of this unit began back in May 2001, a number of additional developments have been incorporated including four high-pressure direct injection continuously variable camshafts, dry sump lubrication and a widening of the cylinder bank angle from 72 to 90°. The result is the world’s most powerful production engine. The longitudinally mounted gearbox is developed specially by Ricardo and features seven forward speeds. Changes can be made either via the sequential stick shift or with F1-style paddles behind the steering wheel, electronic actuators making changes in 200 milliseconds and negating the need for a traditional clutch pedal. Interestingly, the Veyron is unique in boasting a dual clutch transmission where one clutch controls gears one, three, five and seven, the other second, fourth and sixth which results in a constant surge of power when accelerating.
An 8.0L Engine wouldn't fit in a G35, but it might be able to be shoe horned into a Fox Body or some other such vehicle that already has a V8 and by Trunk Mounting the Battery. :)
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there is a such thing as a 16cyl engine.... Bugatti Veyron uses one
usually W instead of V
but anything is really possible.. its just a question of how much money do you want to spend
i'm sure someone will make you anything you want if you have enough money



well of course anything is possible, if you wanted to put a W16 in the G35, you'd just have to take out the back seat and clear out the trunk, maybe even make it wide body, and then make it MR, but the weight at the back would be too great, etc etc, but that's not the point. in the context of a "normal" person, one wouldn't go through all that trouble of getting it done, no matter how much money, just get the Veyron.. except for those who mods rides for passion. besides, if you would spen that much on a car, you'd want to make the trunk blinged out with neons and audio accessories you know
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Old May 25, 05
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i'm sure it is a small W16 i'm not really sure the actual displacement without looking it up in that case it works quite well
putting a W16 in a G35 probably wouldn't work the best but i'm sure its possible to make an engine that small if you want to pay someone enough money to manufacture it
possible, yet pointless
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i was shot six times in the head when i was 3 and i have 35 pool tables in my downtown penthouse suite.
i own solid gold turn tables and both my parents died in a drug bust protecting me when i lived in the ghetto of east LA.
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sidekick will become famous soon enough
^did i also mention i had a twin brother that was killed in a skydiving accident because when he pulled his ripcord instead of a parachute the backpack was filled with high grade cocaine?
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