drunk dialing

prozac · #1 (**permalink**) Apr 21, 06

I am so bad for this. I need to start hiding my phone from myself after midnight or something. Whenever I've had a few, my good friends start getting semi-coherent voicemails...and everyone else in my contact list starts getting garbled text messages. The worst is when someone actually ANSWERS ... my poor friends put up with me so well at 3 in the morning! Sometimes people call me "returning" my call and I don't even remember calling them in the first place.

I did it again last night ... why does no-one stop me? :(

lol

~j

Cdn_Brdr · #2 (**permalink**) Apr 21, 06

wow.... you're probably gonna burn in hell for this.

Say hello to Stalin would ya?

prozac · #3 (**permalink**) Apr 21, 06

aw. I didn't think it was quite _that_ terrible.

Cdn_Brdr · #4 (**permalink**) Apr 21, 06

hahaha.... I love getting drunk dials... as long as I sleep through them! The messages you get the next morning are usually priceless as well as incriminating!

Black mail anyone!?!?!?

impure · #5 (**permalink**) Apr 21, 06

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cdn_Brdr

hahaha.... I love getting drunk dials... as long as I sleep through them! The messages you get the next morning are usually priceless as well as incriminating!

Black mail anyone!?!?!?

didn't i send you some really really bad ones right before i left for phx?

i'm so very bad for this.
i get all drunk and call my man.
he calls me the next day going
"why the fuck did you call at midnight?"
and i say "oh shiat, did you pick up?"
him "of course not, i was SLEEPING!"

i'm so very lucky he has a good sense of humor, he just laughs at me. i'm so very very lucky.

galaxie · #6 (**permalink**) Apr 21, 06

haha I love listening to peoples' drunk voicemails the next day
I save them and make them listen when they are sober, hahah :P

prozac · #7 (**permalink**) Apr 21, 06

^^^yikes. I hope nobody ever does that to me.

Tayfoon · #8 (**permalink**) Apr 22, 06

From my experience girls usually do this to call someone who is an ex, or someone they like or even someone they hate

Hardly random

Revolver · #9 (**permalink**) Apr 22, 06

BWAWHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

just 5 min ago i just got a drunk dial.

its my girlfriend who went out with her girlfriends to cheers(shudder). shes drunk and needy and wants me to come pick her up but i work in the morning so i said no and now im such a big asshole who dosent care about her yadda yadda yadda......

she'll be apologizing in the morning lol.....shes kinda funny like that.

anyway fuck...now i cant get back to sleep and its 3 am.....poo!

scue · #10 (**permalink**) Apr 22, 06

Man I hate waking up remembering these calls I make.

Tayfoon · #11 (**permalink**) Apr 22, 06

I always get calls either telling me how much im loved or how im an asshole

Tayfoon · #12 (**permalink**) Apr 22, 06

Hanging up on drunk people is fuckin fun !

They get so pissed , if you keep doing it and doing it, its hillarious

Ms.Tarantula · #13 (**permalink**) Apr 22, 06

I love the drunk messages my friends leave me.. lol I always make it a point to go meetup with them and play it lol..

Miche Me · #14 (**permalink**) Apr 23, 06

Quote:

Originally Posted by prozac

I am so bad for this. I need to start hiding my phone from myself after midnight or something. Whenever I've had a few, my good friends start getting semi-coherent voicemails...and everyone else in my contact list starts getting garbled text messages. The worst is when someone actually ANSWERS ... my poor friends put up with me so well at 3 in the morning! Sometimes people call me "returning" my call and I don't even remember calling them in the first place.

I did it again last night ... why does no-one stop me? :(

lol

~j

Not lol...DUmb-Dumb-Dumb...My stupid X-roomate did that to me last nite at 4am....I havent talked to him for months...I didnt pick it up, and until I saw my caller ID this morning I was worried I had missed an emergency or something....Blah!

TipSy · #15 (**permalink**) Apr 23, 06

i love getting drunk phone calls.. haha or drunk visits.. there always so random..

BongMan · #16 (**permalink**) Apr 23, 06

Many drunk phone calls were made last night, unfortunatly at 5 am not many people were picking up.

TipSy · #17 (**permalink**) Apr 23, 06

^ haha i have a few msgs on my answering machine from u

veN · #18 (**permalink**) Apr 23, 06

I drunk txt'd ashlee on fri night and got to hear all about them on sat. Haha.

Grapes · #19 (**permalink**) Apr 23, 06

Har Mar Superstar - "D.U.I." (Dialing Under the Influence)

Lush · #20 (**permalink**) Apr 24, 06

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tayfoon

From my experience girls usually do this to call someone who is an ex, or someone they like or even someone they hate

Hardly random

Hahaha oh man this is sooooooo true, drunken text messaging is one of my reasons for getting rid of my cell phone altogether.

I could have had 4 months of my single life back when I was 18 because somehow we'd always rekindle our romance when I was drunk... go figure.

g!ggles · #21 (**permalink**) Apr 24, 06

haha I'm usually the one that gets callled. And they usually sound like this OMGnnoksdhfoirhntj;d;gnd; SOF!!dgdfgdfg IM sdfsdfsSOO shdghryumDRUNKsrjnghmjgh AND hfghnsdftgferOMG LIKE sfdgdsfhdOMG

haha silly girls

prozac · #22 (**permalink**) Apr 24, 06

I definitely don't call exes. And very rarely people I like (as in romantically). It's usually my friends/aquaintances that bear the brunt of it.

firestar · #23 (**permalink**) Apr 24, 06

I have THE BEST drunk dial story of all time..

So me and bunch of friends were at the same bar. A couple friends and I decided to pull a prank on my other friend who had this kind of crazy girlfriend. So, we called his house phone (he was at the bar with us, just not there at the time) and did the cheesiest female voice saying "Hi Matt, I had a great time tonight, thanks for your telephone number, give me a call" Now keep in mind, this is in a drunk guys voice trying to sound like a sultry female. So, it really didn't sound female at all. Heh.

Anyways, turns out Matt gets home to his plastered girlfriend (she was at a different bar) screaming at him about this message we left. (Have no idea how she didn't realize it was us) She starts throwing things at him which puts 2 holes in his wall. Keep in mind this is at 3 in the morning.

Matt, hammered as well, decides the best course of action would be to drive to the police station and bring back a police officer to his house to calm her down.

So he drives to the cop-shop, gets out and realizes he's locked his keys in his car, with the engine was running, in the police station's driveway.

Long story short, Matt ended up in the drunk tank that night.

We all laugh about it now! We even came by the next day and help him patch up his walls! Now that's a good drunk dial.

Heffy · #24 (**permalink**) May 11, 06

Oh shit!
I left an awsome message on prozac's voicemail last friday LOL!!!!
I was so wasted I put myself on "time out" so I went and sat in my car and listened to some wicked beats! CALYX, EWUN, SUBFOCUS!! fuck yea, beat the hell out of the shitty gansta rap they were bumpin at the party!

and then I passed out with an unlit cigarette in my mouth, my buddy found me half an hour later.... LOL

nabs · #25 (**permalink**) May 11, 06

Drunk dialings are the shit. Someone told me this on this board earlier...

Drunk dialing is an excuse to get all your feelings out to a person, and always have an excuse for the rejection. "oh sorry, i was drunk..."