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View Poll Results: Who will be the next Apex Idol? | |||
DJ JC | 44 | 40.37% | |
Xirrus | 4 | 3.67% | |
Bhodiie | 1 | 0.92% | |
Phrenetic | 8 | 7.34% | |
Neoh | 52 | 47.71% | |
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But first, who is this DJ JC? Also, why should you vote for him? I think a little background is necessary. DJ JC grew up in your average whitebread home, raised on KD, Fruit Loops and REO Speedwagon. From a young age JC aspired to be something greater! This road to stardom was nothing less than a long arduous road. DJ JC's first glance with celebrity came with his first modeling gig with the Illustrious WD-40 brand. His modeling gigs took him around the world. His most memorable shoot taking place in the luxurious town of Prince Rupert. Now before you jump to conclusions; DJ JC is much more than just a pretty face. DJ JC is also a very talented DJ behind the decks. He has been known to rock a party harder than a hurricane. This was experienced first hand by the one and only Ferry Van Oakenberg. DJ JC was immediately signed to do a dual disc Global Underground compilation, which was recorded in a dilapidated wigwam in Smithers BC. You would think that all this fame and fortune would go to DJ JC's head. Surprisingly, he has remained a humble man. The countless nights of bearded woman stroking his ego haven't changed our savior of dance one bit. DJ JC was recently asked to comment on his competition for Apex Idol. Words cannot describe his response. Despite all his travels and jet set lifestyle, DJ JC is always willing to lend a helping hand to aspiring DJs. Finally in closing, you should vote for DJ JC because... BIG TITTIED BITCHES LOVE HIM. Yes, big tittied bitches love him. ~The preceding post is Shitshow approved. |