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Old Nov 30, 06
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OK it's time for some infamous FireWire advice:

Dude you make sick. And this is coming from someone who is pretty damn tough when it comes to relationships but this just gets me right aways. Ask yourself a question - why are you letting your mind run into the sick and perverted side of things? In all honesty - you KNOW that you have control over your thoughts, but you willingly choose to think what you know isn't accepted by most people. Why be the outcast and go this way? Stick with the program and go find a woman who isn't of your own blood somewhere on the street... there's a lot of them out there (there are more women on this planet than men). Get out of "your" reality... face the real world. This isn't how you're supposed to be attracted to women - that sorta shit has been forbidden in the Bible and condemned by all of the human race - so why run into the wildside? Just think of all the social consequences that will follow once your sister finds out that you've been fantasizing about her and think about how the rest of your life will be affected. Your social life will be ruined and you will end up devastated.

If you're just making troll posts, then congratulations because you are doing a good job. You can also go fuck yourself (no, not your sister), thank you very much.

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OK it's time for some infamous FireWire advice:

Dude you make sick. And this is coming from someone who is pretty damn tough when it comes to relationships but this just gets me right aways. Ask yourself a question - why are you letting your mind run into the sick and perverted side of things? In all honesty - you KNOW that you have control over your thoughts, but you willingly choose to think what you know isn't accepted by most people. Why be the outcast and go this way? Stick with the program and go find a woman who isn't of your own blood somewhere on the street... there's a lot of them out there (there are more women on this planet than men). Get out of "your" reality... face the real world. This isn't how you're supposed to be attracted to women - that sorta shit has been forbidden in the Bible and condemned by all of the human race - so why run into the wildside? Just think of all the social consequences that will follow once your sister finds out that you've been fantasizing about you and think about how your life will be affected. Your social life will be ruined and you will end up devastated.

If you're just making troll posts, then congratulations because you are doing a good job. You can also go fuck yourself (no, not your sister), thank you very much.
I am pretty surprised this is the stance you take on this subject considering I was 100% sure you, yourself was a prodcut of Incest, really, it was the only thing that made sense.
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So immature still...
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OK it's time for some infamous FireWire advice:

Dude you make sick. And this is coming from someone who is pretty damn tough when it comes to relationships but this just gets me right aways. Ask yourself a question - why are you letting your mind run into the sick and perverted side of things? In all honesty - you KNOW that you have control over your thoughts, but you willingly choose to think what you know isn't accepted by most people. Why be the outcast and go this way? Stick with the program and go find a woman who isn't of your own blood somewhere on the street... there's a lot of them out there (there are more women on this planet than men). Get out of "your" reality... face the real world. This isn't how you're supposed to be attracted to women - that sorta shit has been forbidden in the Bible and condemned by all of the human race - so why run into the wildside? Just think of all the social consequences that will follow once your sister finds out that you've been fantasizing about her and think about how the rest of your life will be affected. Your social life will be ruined and you will end up devastated.

If you're just making troll posts, then congratulations because you are doing a good job. You can also go fuck yourself (no, not your sister), thank you very much.
wow. if you're this rude to somebody who has different sexual urges than you i'd hate to see what you do to people who worship in a different church.
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why are you letting your mind run into the sick and perverted side of things?
Perversion is a matter of perception, like right and wrong. If nobody ever told you that it was wrong to steal when you were young, you wouldn't think it was wrong today.

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Because he WANTS to?

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Get out of "your" reality... face the real world. This isn't how you're supposed to be attracted to women - that sorta shit has been forbidden in the Bible and condemned by all of the human race - so why run into the wildside?
Are you REALLY telling this man how he should and shouldn't feel? Tigran.. you're being a little overzealous and completely obnoxious here. I think you need to chill out. And to keep your arguements credible in the future, I'd hold off on the evangelism personally. Not everyone believes in God.

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Just think of all the social consequences that will follow once your sister finds out that you've been fantasizing about her and think about how the rest of your life will be affected. Your social life will be ruined and you will end up devastated.
Social consequences? Since when has being in love ever been regulated by social consequences? Did Juliette shut down Romeo because he was a Montegue? And since you're bringing up the Bible, did Jesus quiet down because he was worried about what the Romans would think?
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Infamously lame?

Ja Rule's post, right after the original, made me laugh the most.. because it anticipated the shitstorm to come.

Ms Tarantula's plutonic family was pretty good too.

Keep up the good work FnK!
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He said himself that he's "falling for his sister" - which means that it's happening to him. He is currently in the process of it happening...

If he knows what it feels like to fall in love with someone, then he must know that most humans do that to other people who aren't of the same bloodline. Knowing what is right and doing what is wrong is unforgivable. I cut no slack for people who consciously know they aren't doing the right thing. I don't care if he has the freedom to do it either - he needs to have grown up in Soviet Russia like I did and he would've been dead by now for having had revealed his 'sexual orientation' on a message board on the Russian internet. Someone would've literally traced him down to where he lives, come to his door, broke it down, and cut his head off. That is how it's done in some places. Just because "he WANTS to" is a pathetic excuse.
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Old Nov 30, 06
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I've said this before on this site, but I think everyone needs a reminder of it. Freud said the only thing unnatural about sex is having none at all, after that it becomes a matter of personal preference. This is one situation I have no problem with quoting as fact.

For any of you bisexual posters who ridicule this man, keep in mind that in many cultures what you're doing is disgusting. The fact that I can safely guarantee all of you have had premarital sex disgusts many faiths. Oral sex is illegal in many US states, and until recently, gay marriage was considered a crime in Canada.

I'm not saying I would partake in this myself but I do advocate open-mindedness and there should be no limit to that, so long as it doesn't affect a person's basic human rights.



Speaking of Freud. . .
I HEARD THE EXACT SAME SPEECH FROM A DUDE I WORKED WITH 5 YEARS AGO, WHEN HE LEFT THE COMPANY THE TECHS FOUND ABOUT A GIG AND A HALF OF CHILD PORN ON HIS COMPUTER
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So you're saying because you were born in a narrow minded, pseudo-communist, fascist state we should all act like we were?

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to the haters, i think this song says it best.



Maybe I don't really wanna know
How your garden grows cos I just want to fly
Lately, did you ever feel the pain?
In the morning rain as it soaks you to the bone

Maybe I just want to fly I want to live I don't want to die
Maybe I just want to breathe maybe I just don't believe



why can't you let people be happy
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Oh... my.... God.

Oasis' "Live Forever" as justifcation for sibling incest.

Whether he's a troll or not, this guy is basically my new favorite FnKer.

Sorry Wizzfish. :(
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Knowing what is right and doing what is wrong is unforgivable. I cut no slack for people who consciously know they aren't doing the right thing.
I remember when I was in my late teens/early 20s, and I knew what was right and what was wrong, and so I basically had everything figured out.

Those were the days.
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Old Nov 30, 06
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oh man LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

I meant platonic HAHAHA

what a hilarious spelling mistake.
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even for a troll this is sickening .
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oh man LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

I meant platonic HAHAHA

what a hilarious spelling mistake.
We'll pretend you didn't go to dictionary.com to make sure it wasn't "pletonic"
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even for a troll this is sickening .
Awwww.. did FnK get a little too scary for you nabs?
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Oh... my.... God.

Oasis' "Live Forever" as justifcation for sibling incest.
definitely maybe is easily my favourite album of theirs.
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Awwww.. did FnK get a little too scary for you nabs?

it beat me down with its karma stick :(
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definitely maybe is easily my favourite album of theirs.
No question.

Maybe "Live Forever" was Noel's love song to Liam?
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Old Nov 30, 06
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I think you should show it to her.

or at least cop a feel.
hahahahha, i laughed

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good ol' nuclear love.
ahhhhaha wooo


edit: this whole thread.... two huge thumbs up.. yay for everyone

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We'll pretend you didn't go to dictionary.com to make sure it wasn't "pletonic"
kinda took the words out of my mouth.
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No question.

Maybe "Live Forever" was Noel's love song to Liam?
I always thought it was "Fucking in the Bushes".
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as an only child i don't really get why fucking your sibling is a big deal.
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Old Nov 30, 06
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Old Dec 01, 06
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as an only child i don't really get why fucking your sibling is a big deal.
how do you feel about fucking your dad?

same shit

fucking gross

/puke

p.s my roomates gf just had her little bro try the same shit a few days ago, when it happens for real its not even funny. Its disturbing needless to say he got the talking too BIG TIME style.
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