I'm falling for my sister

[LiveOnJim]

Dude thats fucking sick..... freak

[robyn]

hey lets say you have a hot cousin by marriage. basically they are inducted into the family when you are both babies. then about 20 years later their parents divorce. so you were never related by blood and now they are not even technically in your family anymore. guys can i fuck my cousin now or what?

[ja_raul]

Originally Posted by robyn

hey lets say you have a hot cousin by marriage. basically they are inducted into the family when you are both babies. then about 20 years later their parents divorce. so you were never related by blood and now they are not even technically in your family anymore. guys can i fuck my cousin now or what?

sure why not

[wishbone]

Originally Posted by robyn

hey lets say you have a hot cousin by marriage. basically they are inducted into the family when you are both babies. then about 20 years later their parents divorce. so you were never related by blood and now they are not even technically in your family anymore. guys can i fuck my cousin now or what?

you could have been fucking them all along, but NOW you can finally marry them!

[crookedking]

i was mulling this little problem in my head last night and this is what i came up with runter.................................. ..

1. make sure that the two of you are alone in a place that is comfortable for her.

2. bring a bottle of wine or whatever she likes to drink.

3. once the booze has taken an effect start acting like you're young (well, younger) again start teasing her so that the two of you get into some sort of wrestling match.

4. this is when you can cop a feel. then you can judge her reaction. if she's sickened and disgusted, don't go any further; HOWEVER, if she doesn't seem to mind continue wrestling.

5. once you're both exhausted lie in each other's arms for a few moments giggling. make sure to hold her close and pretend that you are too tired to move. who knows where this will go?

something else that you might want to try is this: when you're sitted at the dinner table (or the living room couch) get her to get up and grab you something from the kitchen. once she gets up slap her ass. if she gives you one of those "wtf? you're my brother and shouldn't be touching me that way" looks, back off. but if she gives you one of those "over the shoulder smiles" as she goes to fetch your whatever you told her to fetch, you have a slight chance.

i hope this has been some help.

[Damien Moor]

I donno If this is accurate or not
but can you not get sick from sleeping with a blood reletive that close.
something about the same genes trying to kill eachother off in the opposite partners body? does anyone know if theres any truth to this? or is it just in a few rare cases??

Saw It on an episode of House once , donno if theres any truth to it though?
I mean it was on tv so its gotta be true ? right ;)

[crookedking]

well, you would know because you're from alberta.

[Damien Moor]

haha origanally from North Carolina too :173:

[crookedking]

in all seriousness...fucking your sister won't make you sick.

unless she's got the HIV.

edit-or some other form of std.

2nd edit-or a cold.

[dj_soo]

Originally Posted by crookedking

i was mulling this little problem in my head last night and this is what i came up with runter.................................. ..

1. make sure that the two of you are alone in a place that is comfortable for her.

2. bring a bottle of wine or whatever she likes to drink.

3. once the booze has taken an effect start acting like you're young (well, younger) again start teasing her so that the two of you get into some sort of wrestling match.

4. this is when you can cop a feel. then you can judge her reaction. if she's sickened and disgusted, don't go any further; HOWEVER, if she doesn't seem to mind continue wrestling.

5. once you're both exhausted lie in each other's arms for a few moments giggling. make sure to hold her close and pretend that you are too tired to move. who knows where this will go?

something else that you might want to try is this: when you're sitted at the dinner table (or the living room couch) get her to get up and grab you something from the kitchen. once she gets up slap her ass. if she gives you one of those "wtf? you're my brother and shouldn't be touching me that way" looks, back off. but if she gives you one of those "over the shoulder smiles" as she goes to fetch your whatever you told her to fetch, you have a slight chance.

i hope this has been some help.

given this a lot of thought or just recounting prior experiences?

juist curious.

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by dj_soo

given this a lot of thought or just recounting prior experiences?

juist curious.

it was just a lot of thought. i don't have a sister, so i can't relive past sexual experiences with her :(

[thechix0r]

Can't believe this thread is still kicking

[Gunter S]

Originally Posted by crookedking

i was mulling this little problem in my head last night and this is what i came up with runter.................................. ..

1. make sure that the two of you are alone in a place that is comfortable for her.

2. bring a bottle of wine or whatever she likes to drink.

3. once the booze has taken an effect start acting like you're young (well, younger) again start teasing her so that the two of you get into some sort of wrestling match.

4. this is when you can cop a feel. then you can judge her reaction. if she's sickened and disgusted, don't go any further; HOWEVER, if she doesn't seem to mind continue wrestling.

5. once you're both exhausted lie in each other's arms for a few moments giggling. make sure to hold her close and pretend that you are too tired to move. who knows where this will go?

something else that you might want to try is this: when you're sitted at the dinner table (or the living room couch) get her to get up and grab you something from the kitchen. once she gets up slap her ass. if she gives you one of those "wtf? you're my brother and shouldn't be touching me that way" looks, back off. but if she gives you one of those "over the shoulder smiles" as she goes to fetch your whatever you told her to fetch, you have a slight chance.

i hope this has been some help.

I like the wrestling idea!

[project.one]

Well... this was an interesting read to start my day before work!

Do whatever makes you happy I guess. Just make sure you know what your doing!

[cinist]

aha this reminds me of what aparently took place last weekend, i still cant believe it, you rave people are fucked up

[Cool-Water]

think of having sex with your mom :l
its the same as your sister, or grandma, uncle...
but i think you should just remain with your "relationship" part with your sister
no sex becausee its most liekly not consentual.
I hope she is your STEP sister ?

[Gunter S]

Originally Posted by cinist

aha this reminds me of what aparently took place last weekend, i still cant believe it, you rave people are fucked up

details??

[Gunter S]

the infamously lame FireWire says he'll report me to my ISP.

he's trying to make our love a crime.

[FireWire]

What are you trying to get at here? You were the one who sent me a threatening private message about the exact same thing (saying that you reported my IP to some cyber crime bullshit organization) and when I turn these events around on you... you go out and start complaining to everyone on here.

Good luck with that!

[Gunter S]

Originally Posted by FireWire

What are you trying to get at here? You were the one who sent me a threatening private message about the exact same thing (saying that you reported my IP to some cyber crime bullshit organization) and when I turn these events around on you... you go out and start complaining to everyone on here.

Good luck with that!

I'm not the one trying to get people lynched based on their orientation.

[Gunter S]

you leave us alone firewire!:(

[Ms.Tarantula]

Originally Posted by cinist

aha this reminds me of what aparently took place last weekend, i still cant believe it, you rave people are fucked up

I heard about that... all I can say is.. DAMN!

[ja_raul]

Originally Posted by Gunter S

you leave us alone firewire!:(

do you mean us as in you and your sister/lover, or us as in other dudes that try to make their sisters their lovers?

[dj_soo]

Originally Posted by Gunter S

I'm not the one trying to get people lynched based on their orientation.

wanting to fuck your own sister is an orientation now?

really reaching there dude.

[Grapes]

Still the best thread going on site. Every day I come home from work and there's new funny =)