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Jan 18, 04
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i see nothing wrong with the comment.
tell your friend that crookedking tells him to stick it in her ass. 
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Jan 18, 04
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--Joanne :P
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Jan 18, 04
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what's the big deal about anal sex? it's fun. anywho...see if he's still offended by it. if he is tell him that your sawry it was just suposed to be a vulger comment between two drunken idiots.
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Jan 18, 04
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Ya everythings cool. I found out from a few co-workers, that when he drinks, he always looks for an excuse to argue with people. I do the same thing sometimes, but I never mean to overly piss anyone off. Sometimes I'll even argue a completely stupid point, just to see if I can convince the person. Or sometimes I'l just make up rediculous shit and see if I can get away with it. On new years I was at this house party and I was chatting up a cutie in the kitchen. My beer was empty and she had 1 unopened beer left, so I asked her if she was over 19, and she said no. So I took her aside and told her that I was an undercover agent on a covert mission, infiltrating house parties, dressed like an everyday partier. My mission is to make sure everything stays under control, but without causing the crowd to panic because a cop was there. So I told her that since she told me her age, I was obliged to step in and prevent this crime(underage drinking). So she apologised to me, handed me her beer and said she wouldn't drink any more that night.
So the moral of this story is: Lying to stupid chicks, gets you free beer. :kam:
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Jan 18, 04
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 I can't believe someone would fall for that
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Jan 18, 04
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yo winson if you wanna go after that white mother fucker rytalin i got your back...hahah i said white mother fucker, i gottta check the mirror before i develop an identity crisis
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Jan 19, 04
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Ever heard the phrase "look but don't touch"? Fuck, the number of times I've told my girlfriend how hot I've found some J. Random chick around town... heck, the number of times she's told me the same! No jealousy involved really. As long as nobody acts on it, it's all good. What the hell is wrong with appreciating your friend's fine piece of action? Maybe if you get a bit more secure with yourself you might realize that. In the meantime I hope you get better friends you'd feel comfortable to tell you that they'd want to get it on with your woman or something like that.
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Jan 19, 04
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Jan 19, 04
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Jan 20, 04
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I'd be fucking offended but it would not be due to my insecurities. --Joanne :P
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Jan 21, 04
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I believe the whole point of my post is: LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP ALREADY.
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Jan 21, 04
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im gonna guess that their friendship wasnt quite at the "id tap your girlfriend" comments stage yet.
but shit, me and me friends say that shit all the time, AS A JOKE. i think we all have a common understanding that , as hot as the others girl really is, and as much as we say wed like to tear her a new one, we never would. moral of the story, if your good friends with someone, you should be able to tell when sarcasm turns to seriousness.
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Jan 21, 04
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this has got to be the funniest thread i've ever seen... you people are fukkin great... flippy keep up the wierdness.. it's what ur good at :smoke1:
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Jan 21, 04
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clearly our friends and our tastes in humor are different, but I believe the whole point of my post is : NOT EVERY JOKE CAN BE SEEN AS FUNNY. --Joanne :P
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Jan 21, 04
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Jan 21, 04
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Secondly, this has SQUAT to do with Humour. Thirdly, why shouldn't a friend want to have sex with someone you care about? And if sex is alright, why not anal sex? Ooooo Tabooo.... anal sex so much more worse than normal sex. If someone wanted my opinion on their girlfriend and I said I wanted to fuck her in the ass and they get pissed off at me it's THEIR OWN DAMN FAULT FOR ASKING MY OPINION. If you have a problem with my opinion then I believe I have a cak you can suck. Otherwise seriously CHILL THE FUCK OUT.
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Jan 21, 04
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the 'fighters' are fuckin fronting bitches.
the guy asks flip, what do you think of my girlfriend. as we all know flip says something about puttin it in her pooper. 2 guys drinking and one asks that question, the answer is not going to be "i'd love to take her to a nice play and dinner" what's the difference between saying "i'd hit it" to "i'd fuck her ass" same shit different pile. so it's respectable to say "i'd do her" but not "i'd fuckin ram that bitch so hard i'd be breaking da walls." riiiiight. and yea not all jokes are funny, but someone finds it funny, and if you don't just STFU. simple as that. or do you get all pissy when someone says a dead baby joke?
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Jan 21, 04
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[quote]Originally posted by ebbomega
First of all, every joke, yes, can be seen as funny. It just not always is. ("can" would be the WRONG word to use. If nobody found it funny, it wouldn't be a joke, would it?) not every joke IS seen by people as funny. have we settled as least that? Secondly, this has SQUAT to do with Humour. seeing as you were able to take what flip said as a joke and find it funny, and what DOES it have to do with? Thirdly, why shouldn't a friend want to have sex with someone you care about? And if sex is alright, why not anal sex? Ooooo Tabooo.... anal sex so much more worse than normal sex. If someone wanted my opinion on their girlfriend and I said I wanted to fuck her in the ass and they get pissed off at me it's THEIR OWN DAMN FAULT FOR ASKING MY OPINION. If you have a problem with my opinion then I believe I have a cak you can suck. Otherwise seriously CHILL THE FUCK OUT. anal sex, vaginal sex, oral sex, fist fucking, golden showers, getting shitted on, whatever the fuck you're into, there are certain things that I find personally offensive to hear someone wanting to do to my significant other. I did not say that it was the fact that the post was about anal sex SPECIFICALLY that made it offensive and the post was asking everyone how they would feel about the situation. I stated my opinion and I happened to disagree with you. If you have a problem with my opinion then I believe that I have damn sweet ass that you can lick. Otherwise I think you could seriously CHILL THE FUCK OUT. --Joanne :P
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Jan 21, 04
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[quote]Originally posted by Hot Karl
the 'fighters' are fuckin fronting bitches. the guy asks flip, what do you think of my girlfriend. as we all know flip says something about puttin it in her pooper. 2 guys drinking and one asks that question, the answer is not going to be "i'd love to take her to a nice play and dinner" what's the difference between saying "i'd hit it" to "i'd fuck her ass" same shit different pile. so it's respectable to say "i'd do her" but not "i'd fuckin ram that bitch so hard i'd be breaking da walls." riiiiight. assuming this was directed at me, I never said it was respectable for anyone to say either. yea not all jokes are funny, but someone finds it funny, and if you don't just STFU. simple as that. or do you get all pissy when someone says a dead baby joke? for fuck's sakes, this post was asking for people's opinions. if you can't handle someone disagreeing with your opinion, maybe you it should be YOU who should STFU, instead of getting all pissy and being a fucking frontin bitch. --Joanne :P
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