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Originally posted by Kandyapple
Youve slapped my ass and told me I was going to be rich infront of my bf. I don't even know if you have talked before then but he didn't freak. It doesnt take much to know that your one for dishing out a shocker.
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No shit, and I meant what I said, if you had management like me behind you, you could go far in this world! Besides, your BF has no reason to get jealous, if I wanted you I would have taken you, anytime anywhere and that would be bye bye Boyfriend, end of story! But he's lucky I'm not into the funny, cute and cool type of chick, I prefer them to be fat, stupid and retarded, that's what gets me going.
But seriously, yesterday he even said to me "So the other night got kinda out of control huh? Those were good chicken wings." So I don't think he even remembers to lil incident, do to his wastedness. He does remember to terriaky chicken wings though, mmm and so do I, F**K now I'm hungry, gotta go chow.
Oh and for all the people who are like "If anyone ever said anything like that to me I'd kick there ass!" All I have to say is "I fucked your mother, date-raped your father, fisted your girl-friend, peed on your grand-mother and I dug up you dead dog fluffy and took a dump on it's rotting carcass, and YOU"RE NEXT!!!" So lighten the hell up, you need a joint and a blow-job/muff-dive, and soon!