Anal sex: a touchy subject.

[Flip]

So I have this buddy at work who I've drank with, gotten stoned with and done blow with, so we trust each other and joke around all the time. So on our lunch break, me, him, his girl-friend and another co-worker, all go to the bowling alley/bar next to our office. We're all chugging pitchers and are pretty hammered and my other co-worker and the guy's girl-friend are both in the bathroom. So the guy says "so what do you think of my girlfriend?" And I politely respond "She's cute, I'd fuck her up the ass." And for some reason he got offended by this. I didn't actually fuck her bung-hole, I just said she ass-fuckable. If anything, he should take it as a compliment, right? Anywho, would anyone else get offended if I said that thier partner was cute and I'd like to ass-fuck them?

[junglequeen]

does ass fucking worthy mean shes hotter than vaginal fucking worthy?
or does it mean you think shes cute but a dirty loose whore and youd only fuck her in the bum?

[Kazuma]

HAHA good question!

[Scarface]

Shit on a Stick (Anal sex) is a Big step in a sexual relationship. (i think its sick)

I can see how the guy would be offended, especially if you guys were drinking.

all he wanted was for you to say "your girlfriend is hot".

He didnt want a play by play of your sexual fantasies.

I recomend you apologize and blame your comment on the boose.

Just my opinion

[Flip]

/\ Ok well I've never really done someone in the bum (well kinda but not really, long story) and he must have known I wasn't serious, considering we were out in public. Although the idea of anal-sex in a bowling alley is rather inticing, I don't get how he could have taken it seriously. Afterwards we were all good, but I was kinda wondering "hmm, should I avoid the subject of anally-fucking my friend's girlfriends up the poop-shoot?" Nah, it's all in good fun!

And sure, I coulda said, "I think she's pretty and smart." but then I'd be a queer, lying asshole and I don't want that kind of reputation.

[shorerider]

lol, sounds like someone needs to learn about the word "tact"

I can't honestly say that I have ever been hanging out with a friend and his GF and said that I would fuck his GF in the ass, it's poor form quite frankly. But live and learn, eh?

[magic_hands]

flippy you never change man.. im laughing my ass off right now... the shit that comes outta ur mouth man.. it's fukkin great.. i'd be proud to have you say that u'd ass fuck my gf.. lol.. :smoke1:

[junglequeen]

how do you kinda but not really fuck someone in the bum?
you just slipped and fell and...whoops... there you are?

[Belms]

Yeah. EIther u did it and never said anything. or she wanted it and u were scared too. But anyways. Anal sex is a sin. Sodomy is bad .I would never do it for that reason. But hey isint everything i do a sin. and isint it all bad?.

[Dice_]

i have told buddys that.. but it has been b/c there girls as so sluty i would want a new hole.. ok maybe not a new one but ne that is tight

[Dean]

hahahaha i've told people that same thing and they didnt get pissed at me... it must've been the booze..... if not.. BLAME IT ON THE BOOZE!

[Flip]

Originally posted by junglequeen
how do you kinda but not really fuck someone in the bum?
you just slipped and fell and...whoops... there you are?

Long story, I was young and sloppy, let's leave it at that. Now that I've grown up, I'm just sloppy.

[cinist]

you have a lot of class for a 7 year old

[Akeel]

lick before you stick.

[Mr.Wrong]

hahaha this thread is funny shit

[Kraig]

Originally posted by Akeel
lick before you stick.

^^ That was fricken hilarious.

[firestar]

Originally posted by Belms
[But anyways. Anal sex is a sin. Sodomy is bad .I would never do it for that reason. [/b]

This, coming from a guy with the word '*****" in his sig.

Funny shit.

[Ragga_Wh0re]

flip...id be FLATTERED if u said ud fuck my bf in the asshole :kimmie:

I rikey da anal sex,ive been banged twice this week in my shitter...neither of which from my bf im a dirty ho bag:(

[Flip]

Goddessa, I respect you more and more every time you open your mouth. To speak or otherwise. Oh and I'd probably have to meet him before deciding whether to go exploring for turd-treasures. You on the other hand, I'd totally ass-blast, just to be part of the club. The "I pounded Goddessa's poop-shoot" club. It's the club that Britney, Christina and Justin joined, after they left the Mickey Mouse club.

[SEAN!]

if you said that about my girl id knock you out. of course i wouldnt ask you what you thought of her cuz i dont give a fuck what other people think

get some class.

[ebbomega]

I think your friend is a closet case.

Your friend asked you what you thought, you figured she's hot. If you're a good enough friend you're not going to fuck her. Christ, whatever happened to being vulgar with your friends? If you can't be vulgar with them, who the fuck can you be vulgar with?

[Kandyapple]

Originally posted by junglequeen
how do you kinda but not really fuck someone in the bum?
you just slipped and fell and...whoops... there you are?

Probably changed lanes without signalling.
If she’s pissed it's an accident.
If not play ball.

[Goat]

Originally posted by Kandyapple


Probably changed lanes without signalling.
If she’s pissed it's an accident.
If not play ball.

if you said that about my girl id knock you out

agreed.

[MissZiggy]

Anal sex is a sensitive topic to some people and obviously it is with him. You probably didn't think beforehand when you really should have.

I'd say my sorry's asap and explain what a dumbass I am.

[Flip]

Originally posted by Kandyapple


Probably changed lanes without signalling.
If she’s pissed it's an accident.
If not play ball.

ha ha ha first of all, you think it was an accident.... and second of all you think it's a "she". aww you're so cute! um ya so let's move on, shall we?