The most heinous thing you have done to the opposite sex.....

I am bored at work today.

This one time, I worked with this guy who totally wanted to make out with me. He constantly sent me dirty emails, which I tactfully tried to deter, but to no avail, the guy would not let up.

So I told him to go wait in the shower room, with his pants off, and I would be there in 5.

I then proceeded to tell my good friend in the office to go into the shower room.

He never bugged me again.

[*SunShyne*]

I once got mad at my boyfriend for cheating on me with a very good friend of mine...
So I got back at him by sleeping with his brother.

[Alex]

....... I dont know where to start

Originally Posted by Alex

....... I dont know where to start

aha.

I break up with every guy I date somewhat seriously by never calling again, or never answering his calls.

it works for me.

[Skitzo_Style]

Originally Posted by *SunShyne*

I once got mad at my boyfriend for cheating on me with a very good friend of mine...
So I got back at him by sleeping with his brother.

wow. that is hoe-ish on another level.

anyway,

i am a good guy. i have never done anything "heinous" to the opposite sex (that i know of).

[Alex]

Originally Posted by Avana

aha.

I break up with every guy I date somewhat seriously by never calling again, or never answering his calls.

it works for me.

That strategy is called the 'Clean break'. A coupleof my friends really like employing this strategy. No messy break ups, no beggings of "I can change' just a clean break and the satisfaction the ex is going insane... and probably gaining an insane amount of weight.

Originally Posted by Alex

That strategy is called the 'Clean break'. A coupleof my friends really like employing this strategy. No messy break ups, no beggings of "I can change' just a clean break and the satisfaction the ex is going insane... and probably gaining an insane amount of weight.

Why do I feel strangely comforted for every time I have done that?

I did it last week. *hangs head*

[LLaaUUrrYYn]

Originally Posted by Avana

Why do I feel strangely comforted for every time I have done that?

I did it last week. *hangs head*

Because you my friend, are a super bitch.

I guess I might have broken a heart or two..only one on purpose..but other then that..I am a sweet lady..I dont do many mean things.

Originally Posted by LLaaUUrrYYn

Because you my friend, are a super bitch.

I guess I might have broken a heart or two..only one on purpose..but other then that..I am a sweet lady..I dont do many mean things.

I am not a super bitch, I just don't like dealing with that confrontation in real life.

and a text message seems too impersonal.

[mekim]

i was friends with two girls in whistler who were best of friends. i slept with both of them within a four hour period without either of them figuring it out till two days later. first they were mad at each other, then i paid the price.

Originally Posted by mekim

i was friends with two girls in whistler who were best of friends. i slept with both of them within a four hour period without either of them figuring it out till two days later. first they were mad at each other, then i paid the price.

tell me you showered in between.

[mekim]

hahaha. yes. had one @ my house, she left for work, had a shower. other one showed up knocking @ my door a while later.

Originally Posted by mekim

hahaha. yes. had one @ my house, she left for work, had a shower. other one showed up knocking @ my door a while later.

whew, otherwise that would have been heinous.

ew to sloppy seconds.

[*SunShyne*]

ew...

[Alex]

^what price did you pay? you closed 2 girls in a day. If they were hot and not like 'best friends' of yours it was worth it. regardless of whatever 'price' you paid.

[*SunShyne*]

you should have tagged teamed them

[mekim]

whistler is a small town. they knew EVERYONE. made it a lot harder to get action for the next while.

[mekim]

Originally Posted by *SunShyne*

you should have tagged teamed them

i wish.

Originally Posted by mekim

whistler is a small town. they knew EVERYONE. made it a lot harder to get action for the next while.

tell me it was some of the best nookie you ever had.

[mekim]

more the fact it happened than anything else.

[mojo]

i slept with a very nice, innocent virgin lady. i left the country the next day.

[Greg C.]

Ha ha ha!

Back in '98, I was dating this girl, cute as a button but wasn't sure how trustworthy she was. One night, me and my buddies were all going to Cafe Deux Soleils to listen to a DJ there. I stopped by and picked her up and I noticed that as soon as she saw this friend of mine, she wasn't nearly as affectionate as she usually was (usually all over me). It kinda confirmed my gut instinct, so I decided to put it to the test. My buddy came up to me at the cafe and I said "think ****'s hot?" and he said "smoking! why?" I said "go have a smoke outside with her and see if you can get anywhere with her". 15 minutes go by and he comes in and reports back to me "she just gave me a handjob". My suspicions confirmed, I spent the rest of the night at her side, and then we all left, I dropped my friends off and drove back to north van. The original plan was that she was coming over to my place, but when I drove right by my place, she gave me a look of confusion. I pulled up in front of her house, walked around the car, opened her door and said "get out". She didn't say anything, just did the walk of shame to her front door and I never called her again!

[prozac]

^reminds me of a friend of mine who had a similar chick incident, then drove her home....went in the other direction, out into industrial areas of richmond refusing to answer her increasingly hysterical demands of "where the hell are we going?! what's going on?! take me home"...just driving silently through some really creepy areas in the middle of the night until she was totally terrified and then drove her home. They never spoke again.

Originally Posted by Greg C.

Ha ha ha!

Back in '98, I was dating this girl, cute as a button but wasn't sure how trustworthy she was. One night, me and my buddies were all going to Cafe Deux Soleils to listen to a DJ there. I stopped by and picked her up and I noticed that as soon as she saw this friend of mine, she wasn't nearly as affectionate as she usually was (usually all over me). It kinda confirmed my gut instinct, so I decided to put it to the test. My buddy came up to me at the cafe and I said "think ****'s hot?" and he said "smoking! why?" I said "go have a smoke outside with her and see if you can get anywhere with her". 15 minutes go by and he comes in and reports back to me "she just gave me a handjob". My suspicions confirmed, I spent the rest of the night at her side, and then we all left, I dropped my friends off and drove back to north van. The original plan was that she was coming over to my place, but when I drove right by my place, she gave me a look of confusion. I pulled up in front of her house, walked around the car, opened her door and said "get out". She didn't say anything, just did the walk of shame to her front door and I never called her again!

honey - you could write a book, and I know it. :p

THE CRAZY BLONDE LADY!

fuck i hate kamloops.

[Technique]

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