Picking Up Waitresses: (project)one01

[tiedye]

"I was going to buy you a drink, but I didn't want you to get in trouble at work. Then I was going to leave you a big tip, but I didn't want you to think I thought you were a whore. So how does a guy like me go about getting a phone number from a cute waitress?"

Apparently THAT's how. Lesson learned.

[mapleleaf4ever]

lol that was great!

[tiedye]

unbelievable, is what it is.

[tiedye]

also... kind of depressing.

[Ashley*Dawn]

Since when is getting a big tip in the same catagory as being a whore?
lol
I thougth big tip's ment you gave good service lol

[thechix0r]

Hehehe... smooth smooth

[Ms.Tarantula]

i cant belive it worked...

the look on mattys face was priceless.

[Sue Bitch]

well hell this one has worked for a few of my friends they thought it was very cute, at the time

[Rayeine]

haha oh my god.

[ppcock]

Originally Posted by Rayeine

haha oh my god.

she was blind


or she was packing wiener down there.

[t-skywalker]

i think it was matty ^^^....no?

[tiedye]

yes, it worked.. yes, it was Matty. I had John and Leah waiting for him to get shot down. She started to walk away and I started laughing, and then she stopped at the cash register to write her number down. I then proceeded to eat my hat.

[nabs]

hahahah. when was this? i miss all the fun.

[cubed]

let me guess....




this all went down in surrey.

[tiedye]

is Cubed ever wrong?


no.