dear facebook

[matéo]

Oh this is funny.....When people rsvp to events that they aren't going to. There will be like an event in which 1200 people were invited and theres some dude that writes on the wall "Sorry man, going to a bbq that day" Dude no one cares.

[miss.myra]

what else is funnier is when people keep inviting you to their shitty clubnights, even though you never go, would never go, and don't ever respond. double funny if they're not even on your friends list. triple funny when you belong to a group called 'stop inviting me to your shitty clubnights'

[ash1ee]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

what else is funnier is when people keep inviting you to their shitty clubnights, even though you never go, would never go, and don't ever respond. double funny if they're not even on your friends list. triple funny when you belong to a group called 'stop inviting me to your shitty clubnights'

i still need a not so shitty invite to that not so shitty group.

[Kraig]

Originally Posted by matéo

Oh this is funny.....When people rsvp to events that they aren't going to. There will be like an event in which 1200 people were invited and theres some dude that writes on the wall "Sorry man, going to a bbq that day" Dude no one cares.

Hahahahahahahahaha... totally agree.

[ash1ee]

yesssssssssss

[matéo]

thats why people that invite others to club nights should do so through their group(s) I try not to spam people on my personal friends list but its a different story if they join my group. When I create an event through my promotional group it makes it a lot easier to send an invite to all the members rather than sifting through who might not show up.

^ The best part is... the DJ Mateo group NEVER spams!

Best promotional group ever!

[Ms.Tarantula]

haha I just deleted my facebook account.

[veN]

^ it's still there if you were to log in. Even if you waited weeks to log in. It remains, bc Facebook owns everything you put up there. But now it's out of sight, out of mind for you atleast!

[ebbomega]

Symptoms of hyperfacebookis:

- Self-belief that you're actually hosting your own artwork.
- A abandonment of all reason to preach the joy and captivity of sitting in front of a computer screen all day trying to find people that you really don't feel like talking to, but think it's really neat you can.
- Producing any one of these statements:
"Why aren't you on facebook yet?
"I've found so many of the people I went to High School with!"
"Oh My God I'm gonna see so many people at this!"

BEWARE THE SIGNS.

[Grapes]

Not losing my facebook virginity anytime soon.

[Sykonee]

Bad enough I jumped on the MySpace bandwagon. But now that that one's finally sputtered out, I see no reason to jump on yet another networking website hot-trend. Methinks I'll go with one of those smaller 'tribes' instead.:noworry:

[Grapes]

[Sykonee]

^
Ooh! That reggaeton article looks interestin'!

[Tea]

Dear Facebook-


Stop Sending Me Invites To Your Rave Parties, I Do Not Live For House Music.

Thank You

edit : (IN ALL CAPPS)

[Lush]

Originally Posted by Avana

Facebook you have also gotten me into trouble by allowing me to log on completely shit faced to the point where Ive spilled my poutine all over my laptop. As you already know, drunken Facebooking is considerably worse than drunk dialing. I can deny calling people on purpose when Im loaded I cannot however deny writing self sabatoging messages on peoples walls and telling a booty call how much I enjoyed his throbbing cock last week on his comment page. Please do not let me log onto you when I am this drunk, clearly Im not thinking properly and the Jager-demon has possessed my body / mind.

Avana I <3 you seriously
I've made that mistake twice this week - luckily they were via private messaging but I still woke up the next morning mortified.

I think you should make a group called 'drunken facebooking is considerably worse than drunk dialing'

[liquidblue]

firefox tabbed browsing...

Crackbook + FNK + Gmail + Google = pure internet bliss. Gimme more! more more more!