House/Roomate Pranks

[mapleleaf4ever]

Alright, almost everyone has either pulled or been the subject of a prank when living with one or more people.

So what have you done? Or better yet, what has happened to you?

I'll start off... My whole House went down to the Bar for Beer and Wings last night. After putting a large dent in the Iqaluit Beer Supply we headed home. I had to be in the Office this morning so I went to sleep. Heard a lot of banging, crashing and laughing from my Housemates. But they're a bunch of drunk hooligans so I ignored it... sounded like they were piling up cardboard boxes in front of my room door. Whatever... hah hah right?

Well this morning I wake up to find this...


Yes... That IS a fridge and dryer. Behind that was a chair and a couple of big cardboard boxes. What amazes me is the set of stairs that they had to carry all that stuff down to get it there.


Here's what it was like when I got my friend to help move it so I could get out and go to work. Just so you can see the tiny space it was fit.

[impure]

i used to feed my ex-roomate/friend chinese cocktail buns when i was mad at her.
she was vegan.
every time i would say "oh no they don't have dairy" and she would be all "oh man i love those things, you know i can't resist them"

bitch should have known better than to throw out $400 in groceories because i wasn't home when she decided to defrost the freezer.
oh hai! do you want a cocktail bun?

[NinjaBoy]

Originally Posted by impure

i used to feed my ex-roomate/friend chinese cocktail buns when i was mad at her.
she was vegan.
every time i would say "oh no they don't have dairy" and she would be all "oh man i love those things, you know i can't resist them"

bitch should have known better than to throw out $400 in groceories because i wasn't home when she decided to defrost the freezer.
oh hai! do you want a cocktail bun?

I do that with Jewish people and pork all the time. Making them go against their beliefs without them knowing is hilarious, and I look forward to the two of hanging out in jewish hell together.

[impure]

do you know what happens to the body when you stop eating dairy/eggs etc for a while and then introduce some very rich dairy/egg to it suddenly?
i don't give a fuck about her beliefs, she didn't have any, she only did it to throw in peoples faces, if she had real beliefs she wouldn't sport leather jackets like she did.

i did it for the sheer poop factor.

[impure]

yeah i can be downright cuntish like that.

[impure]

Originally Posted by NinjaBoy

I do that with Jewish people and pork all the time. Making them go against their beliefs without them knowing is hilarious, and I look forward to the two of hanging out in jewish hell together.

you've sure been quick to jump on my ass without having the full details or even knowing what you're talking about lately, did someone pee in your cornflakes?

[impure]

Originally Posted by NinjaBoy

I do that with Jewish people and pork all the time. Making them go against their beliefs without them knowing is hilarious, and I look forward to the two of hanging out in jewish hell together.

religious beliefs and being vegan for the sake of trying but failing to be "hip" are two very different things.

you's goin' to hell boy.

[kir mokum]

Originally Posted by impure

religious beliefs and being vegan for the sake of trying but failing to be "hip" are two very different things.

not really.

[impure]

Originally Posted by kir mokum

not really.

ya rly.

[NinjaBoy]

Ha ha! Judging people's values and tricking them into going against them without their knowledge is totally acceptable.

I think that my friend should totally be gay, so at night when he's sleeping I break into his room and jerk him off! It's alright because the straight thing is just a show!

[kir mokum]

Originally Posted by impure

ya rly.

the only difference is you respect a person's religious beliefs and not their personal beliefs.

[Lil Jenna]

Way to take a good thread and ruin it impure.

Thumbs up.

[mithridate]

wow.. im glad i have good roomies! :)

i havnt played any jokes. we all live together pretty swell
sharing is caring! :)

[mapleleaf4ever]

Sooo yyeeaaaaah....

Also, the other night one of my other Housemates got floured in the middle of the night.

[impure]

Originally Posted by NinjaBoy

Ha ha! Judging people's values and tricking them into going against them without their knowledge is totally acceptable.

I think that my friend should totally be gay, so at night when he's sleeping I break into his room and jerk him off! It's alright because the straight thing is just a show!

you miss the point.
you fail.
-2 lols.

[tiedye]

Keeping my mouth shut since two of my new roommates post on here haha.

I'm behaving this time!

[impure]

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

Sooo yyeeaaaaah....

Also, the other night one of my other Housemates got floured in the middle of the night.

ohhhhhhhhhh i did that once.
yeaaaaaah, travis go soooooooo mad.
then we started dating.....
then i broke his heart.

[impure]

Originally Posted by tiedye

I'm behaving this time!

not if i haven anything to say.

[mithridate]

haha do you play pranks chad?
WELL I CAN GET YOU TOO!

no. actually...


lets not start this
i want nothing to do with this.!!

[tiedye]

Originally Posted by impure

not if i haven anything to say.

w...t...f.... ?

[mithridate]

..?

Confused!

[NinjaBoy]

Originally Posted by impure

you miss the point.
you fail.
-2 lols.

1 - Your roommate is a vegan. A lifestyle choice, which is hers to make.

2 - Your roommate does something that annoys you.

3- You feed her food that is against her beliefs. It doesn't matter if you approve of her reasons for doing so, you have decided that your petty vengeance is more important.

What's am I missing?

[tiedye]

ooh ooh. I know this one! pick me, pick me!

[Lil Jenna]

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

Sooo yyeeaaaaah....

Also, the other night one of my other Housemates got floured in the middle of the night.

I believe the correct term is "Antique'ing". I lived with two guys and they used to do that all the time.

I unleashed my wrath on them one day when I tried to make cookies and we were all out of flour :D

[impure]

Originally Posted by NinjaBoy

1 - Your roommate is a vegan. A lifestyle choice, which is hers to make.

2 - Your roommate does something that annoys you.

3- You feed her food that is against her beliefs. It doesn't matter if you approve of her reasons for doing so, you have decided that your petty vengeance is more important.

What's am I missing?

belief implies faith to me.
like i don't eat meat, but not because i believe it's bad. it's because i don't like to eat meat, and i never have.
she didn't have a belief in being vegan, she just liked to use it as something to throw down as "i'm better than you because" deal.
trust me. there was no belief.

and i think her throwing out $400 plus in food i had just bought because i wasn't there for a couple days (i stayed at my boyfriends house because she bitched about him staying over for a couple nights) now keep in mind she was 30 and had lived on her own for a while, she was not hard up for money and such, i on the other hand was 17 and had JUST moved out of my moms house for the first time, i was so utterly broke that my boyfriend had bought half that food for me to help me out (he was still coasting on an inheritance from his mothers death 10 years prior)
she pulled the major cunt move and instead of calling me on my cell and letting me know that she would be defrosting the freezer and fridge or whatever, she chose to pitch every last morsel of my food that she couldn't stuff into her mouth.

i THINK i was justified in feeding the fucking heiffer some dairy so she could spend a couple hours on the shitter thinking about what she'd done.

you don't agree?

it's HARDLY petty when you have the whole story.