Legal Advice/help, anyone, please!

[ppcock]

You can get a rad prison tattoo.

[Ragga_Wh0re]

1)why the fuck would you ask FNKERS for advice?

2)quit doing drugs you fucking moron.

3)youre a dumbass.

[NinjaBoy]

Originally Posted by Ragga_Wh0re

1)why the fuck would you ask FNKERS for advice?

2)quit doing drugs you fucking moron.

3)youre a dumbass.

Thanks for reposting everything that's already been said in this thread. Good hustle.

[Pussy*Kat]

^ Chris, if noone has told you today. You are awesome.


I <3 you !

[ppcock]

i texted him that yesturday, dbag didnt respond. what do girls have that i dont?!?!??!


oh right, a vagina.

[Ragga_Wh0re]

Originally Posted by NinjaBoy

Thanks for reposting everything that's already been said in this thread. Good hustle.

Mine is the simplified version of fnk's long drawn out round about responses.But whats even more hilarious is the fact that people actually tried giving valid advice while trying to make sense of the situation and determine the legitimacy of the story.

[NinjaBoy]

Originally Posted by ppcock

i texted him that yesturday, dbag didnt respond. what do girls have that i dont?!?!??!


oh right, a vagina.

Between 9-5 I'm available on my phone very erratically and often forget about texts I get. I'm even bad replying to texts outside of work since I hate text messaging.

If you ever want to get a hold of me during those hours email me at work. You generally get a response in 15 mins.

[JadoreJDM]

Holy fuck, Iam not complaining about paying the $880 at all. I already paid it. Im just worried that there's more to come. Charges to expect. This is the dumbest situation Ive ever gotten into, believe you me..I have replayed all the moments leading up to it in my head over and over.

Im just scared shitless right now, why ask fnkers? I dont really have a solid family to turn to, so I ask who I can for advice, and that happens to include an online forum, whatever.

This is the biggest wake up of my life, and I will become a much different person because of it. Im just terrified of what could be in store. I dont think thats wrong. To whom that gave me some decent advice, thank you.

[b0ld]

if the incident comes under review... since its most likely filed.... they can issue a warrant for your arrest. If you were to be prosecuted in the united states your looking at a 10 year minimum setence as well as anywhere from a $25,000 to $500,000 fine. They can easily charge you for trafficing.... intent to sell... etc... And stepping foot across the border for the rest of your life is simply asking for it now...

[ppcock]

do they have wireless in jail?

'guys, im fnking from prison!'


If you want my honest opinion, which is usually a very brutal opinion. You just learned a valuable lesson.
Think twice before you do that again, right?

[Akeel]

Call 604-tel-dell, he'll tell you what to do, and he won't charge you a dime!

[ppcock]

i heard prison makes you tough
how's winnie doing?

[frogprincess]

loooool who goes through US customs by accidents?

oh yah, E TARDS

lol x 1000

[Akeel]

Originally Posted by ppcock

i heard prison makes you tough
how's winnie doing?

lol, buddy i feel bad for laughing at that comment...

[ppcock]

I'm in that boat too.

But, it's the internet.


speaking of prison, I was walking to shine last night smoking a cigarette and a pretty buff dude asked me for a smoke, I said no. then he replies with
'are you sure? you dont want to give a smoke to a guy who just got out?"

I didnt know if i was supposed to take it as a threat...

So i just said 'yes, im very sure'

then he walked away. lols.

[kir mokum]

Originally Posted by b0ld

if the incident comes under review... since its most likely filed.... they can issue a warrant for your arrest. If you were to be prosecuted in the united states your looking at a 10 year minimum setence as well as anywhere from a $25,000 to $500,000 fine. They can easily charge you for trafficing.... intent to sell... etc... And stepping foot across the border for the rest of your life is simply asking for it now...

not likely since she paid off the officer.

[lildonkey]

Originally Posted by Ragga_Wh0re

1)why the fuck would you ask FNKERS for advice?

2)quit doing drugs you fucking moron.

3)youre a dumbass.

Yeah, you should have just taken a ragga whore approach to the situation, and start telling the customs agents about all the times you've been fucked in the ass and how much of a big whore you are

[wishbone]

Originally Posted by ppcock

I'm in that boat too.

But, it's the internet.


speaking of prison, I was walking to shine last night smoking a cigarette and a pretty buff dude asked me for a smoke, I said no. then he replies with
'are you sure? you dont want to give a smoke to a guy who just got out?"

I didnt know if i was supposed to take it as a threat...

So i just said 'yes, im very sure'

then he walked away. lols.

probably meant the closet, not prison.

[GSG9]

Originally Posted by ppcock

I'm in that boat too.

But, it's the internet.


speaking of prison, I was walking to shine last night smoking a cigarette and a pretty buff dude asked me for a smoke, I said no. then he replies with
'are you sure? you dont want to give a smoke to a guy who just got out?"

I didnt know if i was supposed to take it as a threat...

So i just said 'yes, im very sure'

then he walked away. lols.

or possibly wanted a pity smoke?

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by ppcock

You can get a rad prison tattoo.

[NinjaBoy]

Originally Posted by JadoreJDM

Holy fuck, Iam not complaining about paying the $880 at all. I already paid it. Im just worried that there's more to come. Charges to expect. This is the dumbest situation Ive ever gotten into, believe you me..I have replayed all the moments leading up to it in my head over and over.

Im just scared shitless right now, why ask fnkers? I dont really have a solid family to turn to, so I ask who I can for advice, and that happens to include an online forum, whatever.

This is the biggest wake up of my life, and I will become a much different person because of it. Im just terrified of what could be in store. I dont think thats wrong. To whom that gave me some decent advice, thank you.

You made a bunch of mistakes. And really stupid ones at that. Carrying enough drugs to be considered trafficking, drinking and driving (I'm assuming your driver had been drinking), and somehow crossing the border.

You deserve to be scared shitless for a couple weeks.

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by wishbone

probably meant the closet, not prison.

That was my guess too. I'm also guessing he wasn't talking about a cigarette.

[ebbomega]

Yeah, pretty much: You got careless and as a result you got busted.

Keep it tidy kids. Don't forget that drugs are illegal. At a place like fnk where drug use is pretty bluntly talked about it might be easy to forget some times, but even if you're just carrying some weed you can still land jail time. When you're holding, be on your best behaviour

Hope you learned your lesson.

[GSG9]

you can get jailtime for a dimebag?
fuzz has made me throw away dope doezens of times and i havent even had the pleasures of a slap as of yet. obv border is a different story but still.

[NinjaBoy]

Originally Posted by GSG9

you can get jailtime for a dimebag?
fuzz has made me throw away dope doezens of times and i havent even had the pleasures of a slap as of yet. obv border is a different story but still.

The fact that I'm currently listening to Chromeo - You're so gangsta, right now makes this post fucking awesome.