Tonight on Fox: When Mooning Goes Wrong

[thebobman]

Story at the AP

UTRECHT, Netherlands (AP) -- Utrecht police say a 21-year-old Dutch man is recovering after a "mooning" that went horribly wrong.
A police statement says the man and two others had run down a street in Utrecht with their pants pulled down in the back "for a joke."
It says that at one point the 21-year-old "pushed his behind against the window of a restaurant" that broke and resulted in "deep wounds to his derriere."
The statement released Tuesday says police detained the three men after the incident Sunday morning. But the cafe owner decided not to press charges after the men agreed to pay for the broken window.
The injured man was treated for his injuries at a nearby hospital.

[Webber]

thnx - forwarded this to my buddy, hopefully he'll stop putting his ass up against my truck windows

[thebobman]

If he persists just smear some rash-causing cleaner on the targeted windows. Fearsome butt-rash is a powerful deterrent against public displays of said ass.