men are like parking lots

[Courtney]

the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped

[NinjaBoy]

Do you have any knock knock jokes or chicken crossing the road jokes?

I'm feeling nostalgic after hearing this joke...

[omega_image]

i think you meant "parking spots"..........

[stephen_c]

Originally Posted by Courtney

the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped

^
not pc.

"physically challenged"

[Courtney]

only I could fuck up this type of joke

[Courtney]

Originally Posted by NinjaBoy

Do you have any knock knock jokes or chicken crossing the road jokes?

I'm feeling nostalgic after hearing this joke...

what do you call a person with no arms and legs that shows up at your door? matt.
what do you call a person with no arms and legs that is floating in the river? bob.
what do you call a person with no arms and legs hanging on the wall?
art.

[Bevvy Swift]

what do you call a guy with no arms a nd no legs whos been dead and buried a year or so?



pete

[ebbomega]

^ ooo, good one.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs sitting on a window sill?

Kurt n' Rod.

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by Courtney

what do you call a person with no arms and legs that is floating in the river?

"fucked"

[mithridate]

what do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no tail?



NO EYE DEAR! :)

[MC Hammered]

^^^ Dinner!

[omega_image]

.....

what type of cheese isn't yours? NACHO CHEESE
what the the olive say to the tomato after falling into the sink? ITS OK OL-IVE
what did one statue say to the other statue? IS STATUE?
what do gay horses eat for breakfast? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
what did the brown chicken say to the brown cow? BROWNCHICKENBROWNCOW

they sort of lose their affect when not spoken.

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by omega_image

what did the brown chicken say to the brown cow? BROWNCHICKENBROWNCOW

I always heard that as "What sounds do you hear when a brown chicken and a brown cow have sex?"

[MC Hammered]

You stoned already bro?

[omega_image]

lol still at work........ as you can tell, bored.

[Grapes]

Originally Posted by MC Hammered

You stoned already bro?

Ooh, good idea!

[EPID3MIK-7]

Originally Posted by omega_image

.....
what did the brown chicken say to the brown cow? BROWNCHICKENBROWNCOW

Another version i like, is "What are the to two funkiest barn animals?"
BROWNCHICKENBROWNCOW

or

BROW-CHIKA-BROW-COW

:p

[ppcock]

why cant jesus play hockey? he kept on getting nailed to the boards.

[laska]

Why did the lobster blush?

Because the seawead

[prozac]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

^ ooo, good one.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs sitting on a window sill?

Kurt n' Rod.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in tall grass?

Russell.


(that ones my fave)

[Disco_Whore]

How do you know if you're a pirate?

You just arrrr.


What did the crow say when crossing the road?

Caw, caw.

[djmarkpaul]

Id park in your lot.

[inside]

What do you call a Italian guy with rubber toes?

Ruberto!

Where did the one legged waitress work?

I-HOP!

What was here name?

Eileen!

And then it gets racist from there... not that I'm racist.

[ppcock]

how do you kill a one legged fox?

make it run across canada

[stephen_c]

jaw dropped.