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Old Apr 07, 05
 
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Don't you think I should be in a MILK COMMERCIAL??

cuz i LOOOOVVVEEE milk. mmmm. milk.

i drink like 1 gallon every 3 days... im a PRIME person for a milk commercial, cuz i love it so much, its not like fakey acting love either, like i really LOVE milk. i can't not have my milk... i become SUCH a BITCH.

<3 ashes

ps- i think ima write to a dairy company and make them put me in a commercial. hahaha. that'd be so rad.
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Old Apr 07, 05
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Haha

Reminds me of that car commercial.
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Old Apr 07, 05
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that pix ain't gonna do it.
u need a milk moustache.
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Old Apr 07, 05
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is this post some kind of sexual innuendo?
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Old Apr 07, 05
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You need to be an actor or a cow to be in a milk commerical.

you could be in a M.A.D.D commercial. Bwuhaha
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Old Apr 07, 05
 
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Originally Posted by sungoo
is this post some kind of sexual innuendo?
pfft. *rolls eyes* NO DUDE. i just LOVE MILK okay, i wanna be in a milk commercial.. i wanna tell the world about how i love milk~~!!!

and i also wanna be able to say "MILK, it does a body good!"
*GIGGLE* cuz it would be fun man. wtf are YOU talking about?
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Old Apr 07, 05
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matéo is a jewel in the roughmatéo is a jewel in the roughmatéo is a jewel in the roughmatéo is a jewel in the rough
Bukkakke
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Old Apr 07, 05
 
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ps- i drank that whole thing right then and there. i wish i had like half way and finishing pics.. lol..
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Old Apr 07, 05
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No!!

Check this out!!!

http://www.canadianmusic.com/artists/h-lab

H-LAB
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Old Apr 07, 05
 
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take your SHAMELESS PLUGS OUT OF MY MILK LOVING THREAD!~!~!
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No!!

Check this out!!!

http://www.canadianmusic.com/artists/h-lab

H-LAB
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Old Apr 07, 05
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No!!

Check this out!!!

http://www.canadianmusic.com/artists/h-lab

H-LAB
shut up, man
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Old Apr 07, 05
 
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shut up, man
pfft, i KNOW. lol. thanks gusty mcgustosen...

its "GUSTY MCGUSTOSEN TO THE RESCUEEEE"
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Old Apr 07, 05
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matéo is a jewel in the roughmatéo is a jewel in the roughmatéo is a jewel in the roughmatéo is a jewel in the rough
The real question is.....

What kind of milk do you enjoy most?

oh and whats a gallon? we got rid of that old way of measuring things.
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Old Apr 07, 05
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that is fucking gross.

do you even know anything about the milk industry?

heres some goods for you.

for the record, you'll never be in a milk commercial. because milk companies are so rich, the actors unions will never let them shoot a commercial with a non union actor. so keep dreaming. oh and i know this because i've made the last 3 years of got milk commercials that have gone to air. they might pay some of my bills, but i don't have to be all for their products.

milk = the nastiest thing on earth. incase you didn't know, somatic cells are also know as puss. all these measurements are PER mL too. so times the number by 500 for your average milk drink container. that just is sooooooo gross.

Grade "A" Pasteurized Milk Ordinance (2003 Revision)
GRADE "A" RAW MILK AND MILK PRODUCTS FOR PASTEURIZATION,
ULTRA-PASTEURIZATION OR ASEPTIC PROCESSING
Somatic Cell Count......Individual producer milk not to exceed 750,000 per mL.

GRADE "A" PASTEURIZED MILK AND MILK PRODUCTS AND BULK SHIPPED
HEAT-TREATED MILK PRODUCTS
Temperature..........Cooled to 7°C (45°F) or less and maintained thereat.
Bacterial Limits.....20,000 per mL, or gm.
Coliform.............Not to exceed 10 per mL. Provided, that in the
case of bulk milk transport tank shipments, shall not exceed
100 per mL.
Phosphatase..........Less than 350 milliunits/L for fluid products and
other milk products by the Fluorometer or Charm ALP or equivalent.
Drugs................No positive results on drug residue detection
methods as referenced in Section 6 - Laboratory Techniques which have
been found to be acceptable for use with pasteurized and heat-treated
milk and milk products
http://www.cfsan.fda.gov/~ear/pmo03-2.html#sec7

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Old Apr 07, 05
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do you drink homo or 2 percent ? :)

i used to live on a farm, and raw milk was the best
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Old Apr 07, 05
 
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you think after 19 years of drinking gallons of milk ur gonna stop me now? dude, it has HELLA protein and HELLA calcium.

besides that i don't really care because i LOVE it. I usually drink 2% but whole sometimes.
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Old Apr 07, 05
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Originally Posted by PHUNK
that is fucking gross.

do you even know anything about the milk industry?

heres some goods for you.

for the record, you'll never be in a milk commercial. because milk companies are so rich, the actors unions will never let them shoot a commercial with a non union actor. so keep dreaming. oh and i know this because i've made the last 3 years of got milk commercials that have gone to air. they might pay some of my bills, but i don't have to be all for their products.

milk = the nastiest thing on earth. incase you didn't know, somatic cells are also know as puss. all these measurements are PER mL too. so times the number by 500 for your average milk drink container. that just is sooooooo gross.

Grade "A" Pasteurized Milk Ordinance (2003 Revision)
GRADE "A" RAW MILK AND MILK PRODUCTS FOR PASTEURIZATION,
ULTRA-PASTEURIZATION OR ASEPTIC PROCESSING
Somatic Cell Count......Individual producer milk not to exceed 750,000 per mL.

GRADE "A" PASTEURIZED MILK AND MILK PRODUCTS AND BULK SHIPPED
HEAT-TREATED MILK PRODUCTS
Temperature..........Cooled to 7°C (45°F) or less and maintained thereat.
Bacterial Limits.....20,000 per mL, or gm.
Coliform.............Not to exceed 10 per mL. Provided, that in the
case of bulk milk transport tank shipments, shall not exceed
100 per mL.
Phosphatase..........Less than 350 milliunits/L for fluid products and
other milk products by the Fluorometer or Charm ALP or equivalent.
Drugs................No positive results on drug residue detection
methods as referenced in Section 6 - Laboratory Techniques which have
been found to be acceptable for use with pasteurized and heat-treated
milk and milk products
http://www.cfsan.fda.gov/~ear/pmo03-2.html#sec7
Die hippy.
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Old Apr 07, 05
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Originally Posted by Ashes
cuz i LOOOOVVVEEE milk. mmmm. milk.

i drink like 1 gallon every 3 days... im a PRIME person for a milk commercial, cuz i love it so much, its not like fakey acting love either, like i really LOVE milk. i can't not have my milk... i become SUCH a BITCH.

<3 ashes

ps- i think ima write to a dairy company and make them put me in a commercial. hahaha. that'd be so rad.
I believe a moo is in order..
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Old Apr 07, 05
 
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Die hippy.
bwahahaha. MAD WERD.
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Old Apr 07, 05
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it also is the reason kids bodies are all fucked up these days, and also contributes to most of the deseases humans get in our day and time.

if you knew anything about human growth and nature, you would stop drinking that shit right away.
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Old Apr 07, 05
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your american milk is fucked, The Corporation what?
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Old Apr 07, 05
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i fucking LOOOVe milk !!!!


milky all the way.. anything milk.. sour cream.. butter milk ( i knwo sounds weird, but too bad), cottage cheese, ice cream.. LOTS OF CHEESE.......
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Old Apr 07, 05
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Die hippy.
i'm anything but a hippy for fucks sake, i work in advertising. i just have a brain and care about my health.
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Old Apr 07, 05
 
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i'm anything but a hippy for fucks sake, i work in advertising. i just have a brain and care about my health.
well i just love milk. so leave me alone about it. thanks.
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Old Apr 07, 05
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i'm allowed to state my opinion as are you. so eat a dick little girl.
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