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Dec 31, 05
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"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
- Crash Davis in Bull Durham 
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Dec 31, 05
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Good movie!!!
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Jan 02, 06
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"Tron funkin blows" ---- FUBAR
" Cocaine is a hellova drug" ---- rick james on dave chappelles real life hollywood stories " Get'R'Done" larry the cable guy -- blue collar comedy tour " naw man its ok , i think tonight im just going to stay home and Fuck my monkey. U know how long it took me to train him to suck my dick without peelling it !!"------- Dave chappelle live from the fillmore!
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Jan 22, 06
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awsome quotes all 3 killer flicks
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Jan 22, 06
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awesome flicks
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Jan 22, 06
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Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck. Noise noise noise. 1 2 1 2 3 4 Noise noise noise. Smokin weed, smokin weed. Doin' coke, drinkin beers. Drinkin beers, beers beers. Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts. Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts. Rollin' blunts and smokin um' <> 15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand. If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe. My jungle love. Oh e oh e oh. I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what. from jay and silent bob strike back.
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Jan 22, 06
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"How tall are you private?
"Five foot nine sir!" "I didn't know they were allowed to stack shit that high!, are you sure you're not tying to squeeze an extra inch in on me?"
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Jan 22, 06
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"I'm a cop you idiot!" :)
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Nov 28, 08
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"I do have a test today, that wasn't bullshit. It's on European Socialism. I mean, honestly, what's the point? I'm not European, I don't plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialist. They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car.
"Not that I condone fascism. Or any ism. Isms in my opinion are not good. A person shouldn't believe in an ism, they should believe in themselves. I quote John Lennon: 'I never believed in the Beatles, I only believed in me.' That's a good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus, I'd still have to bum rides off people." - my personal hero.
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Nov 28, 08
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"maybe Yes... maybe No... maybe GO FUCK YOURSELF"
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Dec 01, 08
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"But, MOM! They're not even sure if it _is_ a baby!"
Eraserhead "Thou shouldst not have been old till thou hadst been wise." The Fool, King Lear "Might be nice. Might be sweet. Not HALF as nice as rotting meat!" "Higher, higher, burning fire, making music like a choir!" Blix, "Legend" Darkness: "Is your heart black?" Blix: "Black as midnight. Black as pitch. Blacker than the FOULEST witch!" "Legend" "I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way" Jessica Rabbit "Aargh! I'm having the WEIRDEST day!!!" Bill Murray, "Scrooged" Frosty ("It's not what art 'is', it's _how_ you pass it off" )
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