Favorite or Famous TV or Movie Quotes Thread.

[nabs]

This thread is basically self explanatory. But Write down your favorite quote to your favorite movie or show.

Lemme get it goin...

The OC

"Welcome to the OC, Bitch"

[nabs]

The Fast & The Furious

"Bullshit asshole, no one likes the tuna here!"

[thechix0r]

Hmm, now I am going to have to go through all the movies that I loved the sayings to. For now:

Finding Nemo

"Hey Mr. Grumpy Gills, you know whatcha gotta do when life gets ya down, just keep swimming, just keep swimming swimming..."

" *gasp* who's that... are are you my conscience"

[mojo]

"the moops!"
-george castanza

"mock, yaaaaa. inggg, yaaaaa. burrrrd, yaaaaa. mock ing burd don't ev ry body have u heard(have youuuuu heard.)"
-dumb n dumber

"fuck that! i don't like people messin on my phone!"
-chapelles show

[Drafted]

"Do you know what capitalism iz mang? It's gettin fucked!"
Al Pacino
-Scarface-

[Oscar Da Grouc]

And Shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for Thee.
Power hath decended forth, from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, et Fili, et Spiritus Sancti.

-Boondock Saints-

28.06.42:12
-Donnie Darko-

[baby-phat]

"You're just some lame-ass, Johnny-come-lately, fairy, faggot, copycat! You don't even know your skrink from your skrod! You stupid logger blogger!"
-Michael Alig in Party Monster

"Soft centers, hard centers. I like ALL the chocolates in the box."
-Better Than Chocolate

"What care I for human hearts? Soft and spiritless as porridge! A faerie's heart beats fierce and free!"
-Oona in Legend

There's more but here's a few for now. :)

[acidic_liquid]

"These pretzels are making me thirsty!"
-George Costanza

"No soup for you!!"
-Soup Nazi

Meg: I'm gonna go up to my room and eat a bowl of peanuts
[Peter and Lois stare blankly]
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts! Ugh you don't even know me!
[Meg runs off]
Peter: Who was that guy?
-Family Guy

Don't get me started on quoting Arrested Development episodes.. I just wouldn't stop.

K fine just one.

"There's always money in the banana stand."
-George Bluth

[miSsy_chriSsy]

"It's hard being really, really, rediculously good looking...."

"They died in a freak gasoline accident!"

"You know foamy lattés make me farty and bloated!"

"Mer-MAN, Pop.... MER-MAN!"

- Zoolander.... best movie EVAR.

[cinist]

shoots crack head 5 times then take his cheeseburgers*
"yall want some cheeseburgers, what ya;ll dont want no cheeesburgers!?"

[baby-phat]

"Hey, look! It's a cock, but smaller!"
- from Jarhead

[Drafted]

" everyone has aids, aids, aids!"

Team America

[TrixX]

^^^ bahahaha.........i like this one better

Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

ya you know........

[Grapes]

I'm going to use this thread as an excuse to post this hilarious line from a really really bad movie that I saw years and years ago.. I was laughing to myself about it the other day.

Basically it's a cheesy horror movie, and the couple is doing some investigating in an abandoned office that used to belong to a scientist...

*gasp*

"What??"

"According to this research, Dr. Smith wasn't just a scientist.. he was a meteorologist!"

"You mean a weatherman?"

"No, I mean a REAL meteorologist! He studied meteors."

Meanwhile, dictionary.com defines a "real" meteorologist as:

1. One who reports and forecasts weather conditions.

Bonus points if you know what someone who actually studies meteors is called.

[_bRiTt]

hey there paper boy, why don't you come in for a popsicle
-herbert the pervert from family guy

its chowda, not chadiiar! CHOWDA
-Simpsons

i'll just cut my balls off and put them in the microwave, cook em up, have ourselves a tasty treat
-Fubarz

how would you like to come swimming in my pool, and by my pool i mean my bathtub, and by swimming i mean, have sex
-JFK from clone high

can't stop here, it's bat country
-fear and loathing

[Erin]

"The luge... What drunkin German gynecologist came up with that sport? Did he say 'You know what? I want to dress like a sperm. Shove an iceskate up my ass. And go balls first down an ice shoot. Yeah. That will be fun'."

-Robin Williams in Live on Broadway.

[ebbomega]

"Anything to mark the occasion?"
"aughoueow"
"With a gun barrell between your teeth, you speak only in vowels."

"torture me all you want."
"torture you? that's a... that's a good idea... torture... i like that...."

i have tons of others i've already posted ad nauseum. i'll probably post more later.

[_bRiTt]

how could i forget undergrads..
pet the bunny
i don't want to pet the bunny
just pet the bunny, it will help u with your problems
no, i don't want too it will not....
(it gets shoved into his arms)
oooooooo fluffy

kal.. eat my ravioli, he can eat my ass

who's your yoda now gimpy?
shmaah

[Chewy]

hey bitch... stop dressin me up like the mailman man , makin me dance for you, while smoke crack in the bedroom with some guy i dont even know on my dads bed

southpark :cartman

[shorty187]

"whoop there we go!" pufferfish in finding nemo

"mine...mine...mine" seagulls in finding nemo

i love that movie

" Say hello to my little friend! " scarface
" I always tell the truth, even when lie." scarface

[WYATT]

"Hey , have u ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an over coat"- Jay and Silent Bob strike back

"Turn down the suck, and turn up the good. " ----- FUBAR

" just giver " -- Fubar

" more cheers more beers . Thats it thats all " -- Fubar

[thechix0r]

Originally Posted by shorty187

"whoop there we go!" pufferfish in finding nemo

"mine...mine...mine" seagulls in finding nemo

i love that movie

Woot for NEMO


10 Things I hate ABout you

I hate the way you talk to me
And the way you cut your hair
I hate the way you drive my car
I hate it when you stare

I hate your big dumb combat boots
And the way you read my mind
I hate you so much that it makes me sick
It even makes me ryhme

I hate the way you're always right
I hate it when you lie
I hate it when you make me laugh
Even worse when you make me cry

I hate the way you're not around
And the fact that you didn't call
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you
Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

[ja_raul]

ahh this thread is finally taking off, ill join

City Of God

Listen man, I smoke, I snort... I've been begging on the street since I was just a baby. I've cleaned windshields at stop lights. I've polished shoes, I've robbed, I've killed... I ain't no kid, no way. I'm a real man

Snatch

Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off.

American Psycho

I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

Blow

Alright. Well, in all honesty, I don't feel that what I've done is a crime. And I think it's illogical and irresponsible for you to sentence me to prison. Because, when you think about it, what did I really do? I crossed an imaginary line with a bunch of plants. I mean, you say I'm an outlaw, you say I'm a thief, but where's the Christmas dinner for the people on relief? Huh? You say you're looking for someone who's never weak but always strong, to gather flowers constantly whether you are right or wrong, someone to open each and every door, but it ain't me, babe, huh? No, no, no, it ain't me, babe. It ain't me you're looking for, babe. You follow?

[shorty187]

yea nemo rocks...


" carefull...i just waxed the shell man " - sea turtle - finding nemo

[thechix0r]

Originally Posted by shorty187

yea nemo rocks...


" carefull...i just waxed the shell man " - sea turtle - finding nemo

"Offspring, jelly man, jelly man, offspring"