Krispy kremes

lildonkey · #1 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

Okay... so me and my gf had a craving for krispy kremes.. and decided to make a little trip to delta to get some... I don't know why, i don't even like them all that much...

So we make the trip to krispy kremes

and as soon as we walk in.. the chick working greets us with

"Yo whats cracking B"

....

what the fuck is that?

Do i look like i'm dressed in exco? Nobody wants to hear your fucking suburban white ass talk like you're from the ghetto... all we wanted was some damn donuts and coffee...

the donuts were stale as fuck and rock hard... they didn't have any hot beverages... that's right... they have like 20 diff types of drinks listed... and she couldn't make any of them because she didn't know how... she couldn't make a damn simple coffee...

i made my order and she responds with "aight man, i'll get on dat fo shizzle"

i literally burst out laughing, because i thought she was joking at this point.... she wasn't..

Now i remember why i never venture anywhere near surrey.

Revolver · #2 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

well....first off DONKEY...you walked in.

anybody in surrey(delta) who dose not have a car to get around is ghetto. you walked in....she assumed your ghetto. next time take the drive through to get respect....thats just how we do out here.....

learn surrey(delta)...or dont come to surrey(delta).,

-evil-duerr- · #3 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

maybe the employee mistook you for one of african american decent. so greeted you with what seemed appropriate to her and her lack of understanding of all things african american.

maybe those stale donuts wouldve gotten thrown out to waste while little africans in africa starved - if not digested by yer donut-gobbling girlfriend

face it. you dont hate krispy kreme. or delta

you hate africa

Revolver · #4 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

*oh yeah...and come to think of it....no one has ever talked to me like that at krespy kreme ever!!!...

look like you just made up a dumbass story to make your sellf look like even more of a dumbass then you already are.....

you fucking dumbass......LOL!!!!

lildonkey · #5 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

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Originally Posted by Revolver

well....first off DONKEY...you walked in.

anybody in surrey(delta) who dose not have a car to get around is ghetto. you walked in....she assumed your ghetto. next time take the drive through to get respect....thats just how we do out here.....

learn surrey(delta)...or dont come to surrey(delta).,

or maybe, unlike yourself... i dont only have my moms minivan for 15 minutes like most guys in surrey(delta) and like to sit down and relax with my gf and chat while having some donuts and coffe.

lildonkey · #6 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

for the record... i am pretty sure evil duerr was spot on with his analysis.

Revolver · #7 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

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Originally Posted by lildonkey

or maybe, unlike yourself... i dont only have my moms minivan for 15 minutes like most guys in surrey(delta) and like to sit down and relax with my gf and chat while having some donuts and coffe.

LOL....AWSOME!!!!....at least you have a sense of humor.'

i dont evan go to krespy kreme..

shit...i pay my rent in canadain tire money fer fuck sakes!!!!!!llllolol

TIM HORTONS OR STFU!!!!1!1!!!

-evil-duerr- · #8 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

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Originally Posted by lildonkey

for the record... i am pretty sure evil duerr was spot on with his analysis.

my analysis is always spot on.

I AM A GENIUS

Chewy · #9 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

i live 10 mins from that place and have never stepped inside it. Most people who eat there are the ones who venture from home to feed there curiosity. You either become on of them or you never come back.

LLaaUUrrYYn · #10 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

Is it even possible for Krispy Kremes to be stale and rock hard? Because when I had one it was just donut skin filled with air... weird.

mapleleaf4ever · #11 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

P.S. You were in Delta. Not Surrey.

Just like White Rock is a part of Surrey... Delta is not.

Although it is still a funny story, I'm amazed that KK is still open there.

#12 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

lmao...

i refuse to talk in delta lol

drive through baby!

cubed · #13 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

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Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

P.S. You were in Delta. Not Surrey.

Just like White Rock is a part of Surrey... Delta is not.

Although it is still a funny story, I'm amazed that KK is still open there.

Everything east of main and south of 41st avenue is surrey.

mapleleaf4ever · #14 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

^ Sorry but that elitist and narrow-view of the World makes me laugh every time.

cubed · #15 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

^TOTALLY BECAUSE THE CULTURAL ASPECTS OF SOUTH SURREY, SOUTH VANCOUVER AND THE BURBS ARE ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!!!!!!!!

cubed · #16 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

I think your girlfriend's dumb is rubbing off on you.

FireWire · #17 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

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Each Krispy Kreme original glazed doughnut has 4 grams of trans fat, which is known to cause coronary heart disease. Some have as much as 7 grams (Apple fritters).

:weird:

Guineveire · #18 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

I'm eating krispy kremes non stop the past few days from leftovers.
our work was selling boxes of them and all the money we got from them went to the easter seals.
Good dougnutes but way to sweet after awhile.

Disco_Whore · #19 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

Fuck you lildonkey for tricking me into your stupid thread with a ruse of doughnut talk...I feel so used.

tiedye · #20 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

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Originally Posted by Disco_Whore

Fuck you lildonkey for tricking me into your stupid thread with a ruse of doughnut talk...I feel so used.

If you're that easily used. . . what are you doing tonight?

mapleleaf4ever · #21 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

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Originally Posted by cubed

I think your girlfriend's dumb is rubbing off on you.

Sorry to disappoint you. But kindly look at a Map.

I'm not saying that Surrey is the Garden of Eden. I'll be the first to say it's far from it.

But the ignorant statement of "East of Main blah blah blah" is nothing but asinine.

DefJef · #22 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

Heres a useless fact! Word on the doughnut street (the radio, sometime back) is that Krispy Kreme stock value dropped something ridiculous like 75%. I could be wrong though, since I'm not an expert in doughnut investments.

BongMan · #23 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

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Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

Sorry to disappoint you. But kindly look at a Map.

I'm not saying that Surrey is the Garden of Eden. I'll be the first to say it's far from it.

But the ignorant statement of "East of Main blah blah blah" is nothing but asinine.

Agreed, now anything east of 198th is a fucking hole :P

B-rizzo · #24 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

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Originally Posted by Chewy

i live 10 mins from that place and have never stepped inside it. Most people who eat there are the ones who venture from home to feed there curiosity. You either become on of them or you never come back.

I only go inside cause its a 30 minute trek all the way from the Ditch.

And ive never had a bad time inside :)

prozac · #25 (**permalink**) May 07, 07

I had my first Krispy Kreme donut today and I nearly went into a diabetic coma. waaaaaay too effing sweet. My teeth still hurt.