The Umbrella People

[FMPjunkie]

This post is directed towards all you asshats with umbrellas who for some reason still feel the need to walk down the street under the over hang. Who also refuse to move out of the way of people without umbrellas.

Fuck you! You're on the list!

[Meaks]

umbrellas are for tourists.

[-evil-duerr-]

some people are fuckin idiots.

it's those kind of people that make me wish I had a satchel of ninja sand to hang on my belt loop.

ya, hit me with your umbrella-POW!!!! NINJA SAND IN YOUR EYES NOW YOU CANT SEE!!!!!!!!

[Rayeine]

bahhaha...


"the Umbrella people"

[Grapes]

Originally Posted by FMPjunkie

This post is directed towards all you asshats with umbrellas who for some reason still feel the need to walk down the street under the over hang. Who also refuse to move out of the way of people without umbrellas.

Fuck you! You're on the list!

Yes! The list!

I have a list too. We should consolidate the lists, and whoever is on BOTH of our lists, they're the first against the wall.

[ppcock]

I wanna kill zombies too!

[crookedking]

whenever i'm walking down the street and i see a anti-umbrellite i tip my umbrella so that the water runs down their shirt.

go ahead...put me on your list.

[Grapes]

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU'RE NOT ALREADY THERE

[crookedking]

just making sure.

oftentimes people are wearing "hoodies" and the shake the water down their neck routine doesn't work out. what i do in that situation is twist the umbrella's handle so that water flies into that persons eyes.

[FMPjunkie]

Originally Posted by Grapes

Yes! The list!

I have a list too. We should consolidate the lists, and whoever is on BOTH of our lists, they're the first against the wall.

Agreed. But I think we should act swiftly before the umbrella people get wise and align themselves with the reverse vampires.

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by FMPjunkie

Agreed. But I think we should act swiftly before the umbrella people get wise and align themselves with the reverse vampires.

what makes you think we're not "wise" to your little plot already? pro umbrellites are smarter than anti umbrellites.

that's why we have umbrellas...we understand that water is wet.

[crookedking]

yeah.

didn't have anything to say to that did you, junkie?

[Erin]

Oh Tim...

[Bevvy Swift]

my favorite is the dreaded "dino-lick".

look it up or something i dont wanna get into the ms paint

[Bevvy Swift]

okay okay you twisted my rubber arm

[Bevvy Swift]

wtf attach not work

[mithridate]

but.. now i want to know what a dino lick is!!

[dabbler]

vancouver's #1pet peeve

[FMPjunkie]

Originally Posted by crookedking

yeah.

didn't have anything to say to that did you, junkie?

stop bumping old threads just to push your pro-umbrella agenda in summer!

[crookedking]

i walk down the street with an umbrella when it's sunny too.

pale skin is aristocratic.

[gnosis]

((((targeting umbrella-asshole))))
<elbows UP!>
*BAM!*
...continues scanning...

Frosty
(yes, bumps idiots w/ umbrellas)

[crookedking]

you know what, gnosis? you don't get just the water down the neck. you get the little pointed ends of the umbrella scratching your forehead too.

[FMPjunkie]

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[crookedking]

i hate all of those but one.

can you guess which one?