Workplace Bathroom

[Willis]

Originally Posted by Erin

A guy at our work used to shit on the floor in the middle of the bathroom. I win.

did you catch him?

[Erin]

Nope. No one ever saw who it was. We def have our ideas though...

how do you grind one out so fast in the middle of the washroom that no one catches you in the act?!

[ppcock]

Archie!

[Erin]

Originally Posted by Avana

how do you grind one out so fast in the middle of the washroom that no one catches you in the act?!

That's the scary part about it... He must save those suckers up!!

PS ew.

[Erin]

Originally Posted by ppcock

Archie!

Nope, he's not that fucked. Is he?

[ppcock]

My roomie and her parents saw him walking down the street, her mom asked if he was retarded.

[laska]

^^^ lol @ "grind one out"
I pictured it happening with sound effects

[oddmud]

Originally Posted by G3N3R4L

ive walked into a stall when i worked at EA.

and there was just a giant log in there.. like 30% out of the water..

it looked like the water horse.. gross on its own.. but the kicker... was that there was NO TP ANYWHERE.

now.. its possible that the flush couldnt slay the dragon but took every scrap of tp with it.. office toilets are usually industrial strength flushers

but i shudder to think that someone decided it was better to keep this as a trophy to show the world and either moved stalls to finish up, or stuck the tp into the garbage..

bleh. im scarred.

OMG my sides hurt after reading that

[oddmud]

ppcock is an idiot

[ppcock]

jay sucks pole.

[ppcock]

sorry, the correct word would be smokes.

jay smokes pole

[G3N3R4L]

Originally Posted by Erin

That's the scary part about it... He must save those suckers up!!

PS ew.

"knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's doooor!"

[NinjaBoy]

Bumping this because the situation has gotten worse...

I have been finding candy wrappers around the toilet for the last couple weeks. Dear whoever's eating a snickers bar on the can, what's your deal? Just eat those at your desk, that way I don't have to spend the rest of my day contemplating what would drive you to sit on the toilet eating candy bars.

As for the recent development of shaving in the work bathroom... are you fucking kidding me?

[ebbomega]

I'm oddly reminded of the Baby Ruth scene in Caddyshack.

[ppcock]

either embarassed about their weight.. resorting to eating snicker bars on the shitter

or... snickers pass their body so quickly.. that eating them on the shitter saves some time

[Gusto]

Originally Posted by NinjaBoy

As for the recent development of shaving in the work bathroom... are you fucking kidding me?

baha i've done this before when i was hungover with meetings in the afternoon. let me know if you have any further questions.

[tiedye]

Oh man, you guys have not worked in the oilfield. Port-a-potties at 40 fuckin below. Frozen piss on the ceiling, I shit you not.

Originally Posted by tiedye

Oh man, you guys have not worked in the oilfield. Port-a-potties at 40 fuckin below. Frozen piss on the ceiling, I shit you not.

very punny!

[tiedye]

I do-do what I can-can.

[G3N3R4L]

as i was walking into the stall for what I would call a 'wrecker', a guy followed me into the bathroom with a toothbrush and paste so he could do a little after lunch teeth cleaning..

.. guaranteed his teeth were no cleaner than when he started.

^ i think brushing teeth in the company bathroom is just a recipe for gross.

ugh.

[ppcock]

a wrecker.. hahahah that's golden brown!

[Clayton.]

Originally Posted by Avana

^ i think brushing teeth in the company bathroom is just a recipe for gross.

ugh.

How is that gross?

I don't get it.

[Courtney]

toilet related question:
GUYS why can't you put the seat down? is it that difficult? how come everytime my roomate has been using the bathroom the seat is up......and this happens with all three of them
fucking boys!