Workplace Bathroom

[NinjaBoy]

Alright people, enough is enough.

There is no reason at all our bathroom should be in this state. It is cleaned every night. Yet, by three in the afternoon it looks likes a truck stop bathroom.

I know we work in a fast paced environment, but keep in mind the following is unacceptable:

-Peeing on the seats. I don't mean you missed. Like somehow you thought that pulling the damn seat up, and peeing was too much effort. It takes two seconds. When I have to go, there shouldn't be a nice layer of urine between my ass and the seat.

-Breaking open the paper towel dispenser. Yeah, we have one of those stupid things that gives you one paper towel at a time. But don't fucking break it open. You aren't saving time, it makes guests think that we are a bunch of escaped mental patients.

-Toilet paper on the ground. I'm going to assume all the toilet paper not on the roll has been used to stop the leakage or clean some bodily function. Throw this in the toilet or garbage.

-Peeing on the ground. This is a new one I just found today. I don't mean he missed a little. Like pools of urine. And they mixed with the aforementioned toilet paper forming a stew of some creepy origin I have no need to see.


I've thrown up in alley's cleaner then this. Come on people lets act like big boys.

I don't know how the girl's bathroom is, but I assume it's not like this.

four words.

flush.
the.
fucking.
toilet.

[cinist]

where the hell do you people work?

[rawb]

INSTABLAME KID CARSON l

[NinjaBoy]

When it was just the beat we were fine, so that rules out the morning show. Plus the urine on the seat/floor increases in the afternoon.

[ppcock]

Send this post to your work. cause it's fuckin funny!

[Kraig]

You should take pics and throw it up on a blog.

[G3N3R4L]

ive walked into a stall when i worked at EA.

and there was just a giant log in there.. like 30% out of the water..

it looked like the water horse.. gross on its own.. but the kicker... was that there was NO TP ANYWHERE.

now.. its possible that the flush couldnt slay the dragon but took every scrap of tp with it.. office toilets are usually industrial strength flushers

but i shudder to think that someone decided it was better to keep this as a trophy to show the world and either moved stalls to finish up, or stuck the tp into the garbage..

bleh. im scarred.

[ppcock]

chrishatespee.blogspot.com

[ppcock]

Originally Posted by G3N3R4L

ive walked into a stall when i worked at EA.

and there was just a giant log in there.. like 30% out of the water..

it looked like the water horse.. gross on its own.. but the kicker... was that there was NO TP ANYWHERE.

now.. its possible that the flush couldnt slay the dragon but took every scrap of tp with it.. office toilets are usually industrial strength flushers

but i shudder to think that someone decided it was better to keep this as a trophy to show the world and either moved stalls to finish up, or stuck the tp into the garbage..

bleh. im scarred.

if it was at EA burnaby, it was probably mine.. I used to take mahssive shits and when the log wouldnt go down properly, i'd get scared and run away

[G3N3R4L]

Originally Posted by ppcock

if it was at EA burnaby, it was probably mine.. I used to take mahssive shits and when the log wouldnt go down properly, i'd get scared and run away

i blame the gross cafeteria food and forcing people to use all $10 of the meal tickets. haha

[Pussy*Kat]

Marty, omfg.


so funny

guys have it easy - they only have to contend with shit and piss.

[G3N3R4L]

Originally Posted by Avana

guys have it easy - they only have to contend with shit and piss.

not true... one or more of marty's toilet dragons did have a quantity of blood attached.



edit.. totally grossed myself out.

^ dude - so far over the line you came back to the beginning again. ugh. :(

[Senior]

have any of you ever seen a portapotie on a construction site? basically imagine all of the above and worse...

Originally Posted by Senior

have any of you ever seen a portapotie on a construction site? basically imagine all of the above and worse...

pottys are in a league of their own. :(

ps - worst ever was girl who got pushed over in one at apex at about 1 am. e poop. ugh.

[ppcock]

Originally Posted by G3N3R4L

i blame the gross cafeteria food and forcing people to use all $10 of the meal tickets. haha

Chicken Ceasar salad
2 choc bars and a coke

very un healthy

[miss.myra]

how people can get careers, raise families, etc. and still not manage to be accountable for what they put in the toilet baffles me. seriously. it's not that hard to flush it!

Also, why the fuck do you have to use two paper towels to dry your hands and then another to open the door with? Seriously, I take issue with that. I know people are going to harp in and say OH WELL THERE'S JUST SO MANY GERMS THERE, but really come on..people generally wash their hands in offices and even if you think you're so fucking protected by all the evil germs in the world by doing that, you're just gonna walk back to your desk and touch your keyboard that probably has more germs hangin out on it than a toilet seat. It's not worth killing so many trees

[ppcock]

Calm down myra, we're going to get through it.

where you screaming at the time of post?

[miss.myra]

i'm sick of it! those stuck up bitches thinking their waste of a paper towel is somehow shielding them from all of the evil in the world when it's just making things worse.

[NinjaBoy]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

i'm sick of it! those stuck up bitches thinking their waste of a paper towel is somehow shielding them from all of the evil in the world when it's just making things worse.

The bathroom door is the only door handle that has germs on it, don't you know?

All other door handles are magically sanitized.

[Grapes]

Originally Posted by Senior

have any of you ever seen a portapotie on a construction site? basically imagine all of the above and worse...

I think they're better than they used to be. Fancy new ones have sinks with water you pump from a pedal, and antibacterial lotion.

They don't compare with what I saw at Riverside. Not by a long shot.

[ppcock]

No tofu.

you have to pee in a shower

or punch a hole through the wall and pee in the hole.

oh ravers

[Erin]

A guy at our work used to shit on the floor in the middle of the bathroom. I win.