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Sep 05, 01
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People Who Can"t Walk...
I swear to god, the new damn grade 8's at my school don't know how to use the lower parts of their bodies properlly. The halls are always packed because the idiots don't move, or else they'll stop and talk to their stupid friends and block the damn way.
I must have yelled at people 1000 times today. Man... you have legs... use them!!!! 
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Sep 05, 01
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WATCH OUT ADDY IS ON A RAMPAGE! hehe but seriously wat do they have to fear from u? ur the exact same size as them......HAHAHA j/j..... wat should do is run thru them with ur arms out and clothesline all of them! hehe
-adam
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Sep 05, 01
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if the lil fucks are in ya way
just push your way through believe me they hate it especially when u push their faces with brutal forces hahahaha so evil
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Sep 05, 01
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just ram your way through the halls. who cares about them. pretend then aren't there!
thats whut i used to do!! :Peenutt:
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Sep 05, 01
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ahhh the lil grade 8's:328:
they look so tiny : ) like i know I'm short too so I can't talk. .but they look so physically tiny it's like.. i dunno.. it's so weird seein them and it makes me wonder if that's how I looked like in grade 8 too which I prolly did.. it's funny how they try to act so cool and all hardcore-"i'm in highschool now look at me!" like no one cares.. sheesh. haha.. but I guess it's a big step comin frum elementary.. maha... I've never had prollems with grade 8's gettin in my way though. not like i can intimidate them any ways.. they intimidate me more. ah. .haa. .haa. that's pretty sad.. but just stuff'em in a locker if they get too annoying... or threaten to.. cuz they'll seriously believe you... ahhh the good ol' days... I'm still waitin for a lil grade 8 to ask me how to "get to the north auxilary gym" so I can direct them in the wrong direction :Kam: (jen's suggestion)
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Sep 05, 01
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stabbys guide to getting through crowded situations.
i am am hallway bitch, that one chick in every crowded street that is screaming and yelling obsenities, faking a seizure, or such lines as, "im not fat -- let me through!!" or the classic, "im pregnant!" here to help you get through hallways at school.
simple rules that stabby does when she is walking through hallways: - always have your elbows up, cuz elbows hurt, clutch both hands on your bag or drink and have your elbows bent slightly outwards so they form a (elbow-->) < body > (<--elbow) this will ensure that you have enough room that you dont get claustraphobic (which is also a good excuse to get ppl out of your way) - an adaption to the first elbow one, i present you, ELBOWS UP. walk with your elbows up like you are reaching behind your head or massaging your back, this is for the shorter ppl like me or jen. if you ACCIDENTLY hit someone, just smile and say "sorry, was just stretching." - rainy days got you down? dont wanna carry around that dorky umbrella? ALAS, there is a use for that thing besides probing small rodents! when you open your umbrella IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAY (habit of mine it seems -- opps) ppl seem to get out of their way, well rather they are FORCED out of your way, and those superstitious types will avoid you like AIDS. and if they scream "thats bad luck you know!" just scream back, "i know" as you proceed to walk by them and shine your umbrella over them. (awww.. ppl dont like it when i do that it seems) either way, the umbrella will sorta push ppl out of your way and serve as a force field or plow to get the stubby toed children out of your way. theres a few more but my fingers hurt from typing. hope this helps you out. if not, just scream, "IM FUCKIN' CLAUSTRAPHOBIC!! GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!!" :)) stabmy "hallway bitch" head.
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Sep 06, 01
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i learned to weave thru crowds and walk really fast...it works like a charm....but when idiots don't walk...i just sorta push!...lalala...stupid gr.8's...at least they seem to be getting shorter!!..but skankier!!
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Sep 06, 01
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Hahahahaha...I remember grade 8's with a stack of books in their arms, and their brand new Walmart backpacks strapped to their backs, and the look of fear, terror, and anxiety in their eyes. Totally confused, and overwhelmed with everything...and to make it worse...they have 9's, 10's, 11's, and 12's pushing them into corners of the hallways... :323:
Good luck Addy...pave the way for those newcomers! Ha!
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Sep 06, 01
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ADDY BEATS YOU BOOEY!?!
oh that just isn't right!! i'll have to protect you next time! i'm not gay booey! i just really really like you. :Peenutt:
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Sep 06, 01
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I walked into homeroom yesterday and noticed that every single person looks like they're in grade 8, even though they're in grade 12. I swear, everyone was 5 feet tall and weighed 50 lbs. Kay, not quite, but you get my drift.
Erica :AZN:
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Sep 06, 01
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I remember last year
the first day or so of grade 12..
and then this little grade 8 kid wacked me with his bag.. All I did was go "What the FUCK! watch where your going KID!" and I learned that screaming and acting pissed off makes people get out of your way I did that with my friend.. we just started bitching about nothing and then the hall just started to split between us.. hahahha the good days bitch about anything.. how your hair is today.. or your shoes.. your pencil broke.. hahha
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Sep 07, 01
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Princess..
easy there easy!!!
hahaha i dunno its 6 in da morn! i can't think of n e thing else to say! good song on my winamp doh.....yeah man. I'm outs. :GrassHopp
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Sep 22, 01
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Hmm....
...well I remember thinking that I was incredibly superior to the kidz that were younger than me last year, in gr.12, but you have to realize that they are people too and you were once one of them........and as for the crowded hallways, well...you're gonna encounter lotz of them in your lifetime and many times you're gonna be caught up behind someone that just seems to want to slow you down....you just have to deal and dodge. I'm at SFU now and I understand completely what those gr.8z are feeling.....frightened and intimidated by the crowd and the bigger people.
Okay I'll shutup now. Sorry. *Jen*
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Sep 23, 01
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the grade 8's at my school, ugh! they piss me off! not just cuz there grade 8..cuz there so fucking little and they think there so fucking great!! like really, they are all so damned cocky! fuck! i know no one was that cocky when i was in grade 8.
but anywayz, i'm a bitch to ppl at school, not just grade 8's, anyone who pisses me off!! haha!! i yelled at some grade 9 guy the other day, told him to fucking watch wtf he was doing.. i mean damnit!! he nearly fucking decked me in the face! and then after i'd walked away almost half way down the main hall [it was pretty empty, during hte middle of lunch] his lil friend [who was a girl] walike "no you fucking watch it" it was lame.. she couldn't even say it to my face. i think half the grad e8's this year deserve it..cocky lil fucks.. anywayz..hehe i'm really not that bitter against grade 8's.. just the cocky ones! =P
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