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Old Mar 11, 04
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Originally posted by Scarface
Lets hear it.
ok.

so you know how my shit's lighter and frothier now? ...well it comes out a lot easier now as well!
i was at the club the other week and normaly if i know it might get noisy like the shit hitting the water or farting and what not, i'll just hold it till i get home...but i knew it was just going to just slide out so i gav'r, multiple times!
hah i took like at least 3 trips to the loo

it was great...no noise, and no holding up the lineup!


and have you ever pooped while high!?!?

pooing on e or crystal is the shit! it's just too bad that i'm normaly out if i do drugs, it'd be so much better if i were in the comfort of my own house
coffee too...i swear it's a laxative!

a friend and i had an inside joke kinda, that we'd do crystal and drink an americano then go for all you can eat sushi at shabusan...we'd stuff our faces, then sit for a bit, then when it was time we'd just shit our guts out then eat some more, it was great, and it worked!!!!!

heh i got so many poo stories!
oh man...heh i'd love to tell you this one from 2 years ago, but only the people that were with me know it and it's going to stay that way :soak:
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Old Mar 11, 04
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hah

so you konw after you eat a hella greasy meal, how there's this thin film of oil floating in the toilet water after you take a dump?

i always find that fascinating
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Old Mar 11, 04
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You ate some, didn't you?

So busted!
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Old Mar 11, 04
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WTF

ate what?!?!?!

MY POO????

nah man, i'm no veronica moser
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Old Mar 11, 04
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kelster...i don't know what to say. you've managed to take away all comments from my fingers.
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Old Mar 11, 04
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heh i'll tell you a poo story on saturday!
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Old Mar 11, 04
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poo stories are always better told in person. we can laugh and laugh while exchanging tales of defecation.
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Old Mar 11, 04
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kell, i think i know the story from two years ago

i wasnt there but i'm prettttyyy sure you told me

and if its the one im t hinking off.. boo yeah, hardcore
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Old Mar 11, 04
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i was drinking crown that night too!

SO HARDCORE
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Old Mar 12, 04
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i just took a nice dump.
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Old Mar 12, 04
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one: i'll personally vouch that green turds fall under the category of " something is trying to claw its way out of my rectum"

oh ya, e and jib aren't laxatives. the most likely reason you're shitting on e is 1) because you need to shit or 2) the baby laxatives they're cut with are kicking in.
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Old Mar 12, 04
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How about the poop that gets stuck to ur ass hair. Man that just fucking annoys me. Doesnt anyone else get that?
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Old Mar 12, 04
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Sick.
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Old Mar 12, 04
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^
So is this thread. lol.
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Old Mar 12, 04
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there are some things you just don't talk about belms. lack of wiping your ass is one of them.
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Old Mar 12, 04
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no no.. its not due to a lack of ass wiping but its is due in part to ass hair that needs trimming. lol
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Old Mar 12, 04
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but shit gets stuck to it?
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Old Mar 12, 04
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you crossed the line buddy, i didn't need to know that

i feel sorry for your girlfriend
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Old Mar 12, 04
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hahaha. wow u dissapoint me. sarcasm is obviously something u all need to learn.
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Old Mar 12, 04
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no! something YOU need to learn
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Old Mar 12, 04
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lol, oh damn you!. :( suckered by sarcasm.
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Old Mar 12, 04
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so you're saying you tried to top our true posts about shit with a post that was based on lies?
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Old Mar 12, 04
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ONE TIME I TOOK A SHIT THAT WAS BLUE BECAUSE OF EATING BUBLE GUM ICE CREAM!
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Old Mar 12, 04
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u my man are smart.
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moma says that that is pure evil coming out the back of me
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