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Mar 12, 04
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how is max smart from having blue shit?
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Mar 12, 04
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oh...so now i'm the one that you called smart?
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and my mom uses them to fertilize her roses...weird eh?
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Mar 19, 04
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haha talking about poop . this is interesting hehe. one time we went camping at cultus lake and went on a day trip to the water slides there. there is this slide called the free fall which is practically not slanted at all and it gives u the wedgie of a life time... so my cousin went down it so many times and at the end of the trip he just had to share with us that he was shitting water the whole trip after that because water went up his ass from the pressure. HAHA
edit: fixed some typo's Last edited by brokencrayon; Mar 19, 04 at 03:09 PM.
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Mar 20, 04
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Nah Its more a sense of accomplishment... to check it out and when you see an unflushed toilet its prolly and abstract artist that got to it first that did not have the heart to destroy "such Art" and 3rdly.. taking a huge shit is the closest thing that will ever amount to child birth for a man...
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Mar 20, 04
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the worst poop story i have....
on man, so embarrassing, yet now, hilarious. i skipped school to visit my bf and after getting to his house and discouvering he wasnt there, i went back to the bus stop to wait. this was about 11am... im in dickies, runners and a hoodie with my school bag. this bus only runs every hour so i couldnt miss it. waiting, i knew that i had to take a shit soon cause i had the farts, and the wet kind, so i thought i could hold it until i got to the skytrain staition....nope on the bus, only about 6 ppl on the bus, obveously i sat in the rear due to my smell, i fuckin shat myself. not even hard turds that you could possibly, uncomfortably, hold in, even prairy dog, but this thick, frothy, runny shit. and im wearing a thong. so i reach into my bag and grab the 1/2 empty bottle on gap perfume i have and go ape shit spraying it everywhere trying to cover up this rank shit smell. i get off the buss, and its running down my legs, and into my shoes...literally. on the sky train..."oh, i must've stepped in something" then another bus ride full of people making faces. oh my goodness.  the Worst experience of my life. but now, soooo funny. i never wore those pants again.
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