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  #176 (permalink)  
Old Dec 02, 04
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why r my nuts so hairy? its liek a jungle man.. lol

why cant u make a ho into a house wife?

do u have hard trance ep 7? if so can i buy it

if a 2000 civic si has 120 hp if u add a 7 - 10psi turbo how much xtra hp will u get out of the enginge with OUT moding the engine.

how much hp does a intercooler add?

how much hp does intake, cold air intake, catback exhaust, n headers add?

if you had a integra gsr 2000, whats the largest size rims u can add to them?
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Old Dec 02, 04
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if you had a integra gsr 2000, whats the largest size rims u can add to them?
Dood. You could add 22's if you wanted. I have seen it done. The car had almost no wheel wells, but it was done.
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Old Dec 02, 04
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hmmmmm
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Old Dec 12, 05
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Who will be headlining KISS 2006?????
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Old Dec 12, 05
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ahahah i knew thats what you were gonna ask him^
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Old Dec 12, 05
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Dave wanna buy me a beer??
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Old Dec 12, 05
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why is optics answering everything and not dave?
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Old Dec 12, 05
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Dear Dave,

I've been wondering...do you love pepperoni by itself? Or moreso the pep N ched variety?

Thanks, Oreo.
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Old Dec 12, 05
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Hi Dave

I'd like to know why some guys can rock a mustache..and then other guys, like my boyfriend look like a pedophile?

Regards
LAUREN
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Old Dec 12, 05
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i only have one question

why is the plural of foot, feet? should it not be foots? (arm->arms, hand->hands, leg->legs, etc)
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Old Dec 12, 05
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finger->fingers^
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Old Dec 12, 05
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Hi Dave

I'd like to know why some guys can rock a mustache..and then other guys, like my boyfriend look like a pedophile?

Regards
LAUREN

awww poor greg..tell him to shave!
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Old Dec 12, 05
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i only have one question

why is the plural of foot, feet? should it not be foots? (arm->arms, hand->hands, leg->legs, etc)
YEAH.... and if two goose are called GEESE why aren't two moose called MEESE?
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Old Dec 12, 05
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Dave, do you have another story that compares to the hilarity of when you made some dumb kid ask a girl if she had chlamydia because you made him believe it was a drug you were smoking and you told him that he could get some from her?
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Old Dec 12, 05
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Dave, who is Stanley, and why did his daughter need milk at a rave?
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Old Dec 12, 05
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The universe: What is the universe made of ?How did the universe begin? How did life arise from non-living matter? The claims that the universe always existed or had a "natural" cause and that life spontaneously arose are just as extraordinary as the claim that an intelligent being created both the universe and life. If the universe is in its present state because of the Big Bang, what caused the Big Bang, and where did the matter that exploded come from? If the universe has always existed, why is there such a large quantity of mass and energy, not to mention intelligent life? And Are we alone in the universe?

Science: Science exists because the universe operates in a consistent way and has phenomena that we can describe as "laws," such as the law of gravity. If the universe and/or things in it were formed by chance, why should the behavior of the universe be predictable instead of random?

Nature: Why do people uniformly admire nature? Why do we see so much beauty in it? It's no longer our natural surroundings, for we live in urban areas surrounded by pavement and man-made structures. Why do we prefer nature to what we ourselves have made? Why do we prize window offices and decorate walls with landscapes, instead of being content with our climate-controlled environment?

Psychology: Why do people seek for meaning and purpose in life - why are we not content simply to live in the moment? Why do we keep trying to explain how and why the universe came into existence? Why would evolution have given us this need for a purpose, when the instinct to survive would suffice and when lack of a purpose leads so many into despair and self-destructive behavior? And What is the biological basis of consciousness?

Religious experience: If there are no gods and nothing spiritual or supernatural exists, how can religious experience be explained, and why do the vast majority of people believe in God and/or spiritual and supernatural things? If religion is a placebo for the weak-minded, why do even intelligent, committed atheists convert - and why do people have a need for religion in the first place?

Morality: Why do people feel guilt? Why are monogamy, altruism and humility regarded as virtues, if morality is the result of evolution?

Love & emotion: From an evolutionary standpoint, emotions (except fear and possibly paternal feelings) are a waste of resources. Other creatures only need instincts to survive; why should we have the capacity to love and feel happiness? More to the point, why should we be able to feel emotions like annoyance, grief and hopelessness, when they only retard our ability to survive and reproduce?

Art & music: Why do we spend so much time and energy in making our surroundings attractive rather than merely functional? Why should we have an appreciation for art and music at all?

Economy: What can replace cheap oil? When?How and when to make big money without making someone more poor on the other side of the globe? How to make a worldwide Middle Class?


AND How long can human life span can be extended?

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Old Dec 12, 05
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i just read a little bit off of this thread
and i just had to say
thats awsome

but i have my own question for dave
how far can a swallow travel carrying a cocanut?
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Old Dec 12, 05
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^Is that an African swallow or a European Swallow?
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Old Dec 12, 05
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Dave why do I get so fucking drunk at your parties????
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Old Dec 12, 05
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^Is that an African swallow or a European Swallow?
haha
a european
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Old Dec 21, 05
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whoa I didn't know this post was back from the dead

I'll start answering from this page on

Who will be headlining KISS 2006?????

I'll be announcing the headliners tomorrow, along with a NEW VENUE!

Dave wanna buy me a beer??
Yeah man! I owe ya one or three for helping me out so much with the shows!

I'd like to know why some guys can rock a mustache..and then other guys, like my boyfriend look like a pedophile?
I know what you mean. I have a buddy that looks like a harsh pervert cause of his mustache. Even when he shaved it off it was still there. I think it probably because they were pedophiles in a past life

Dave, do you have another story that compares to the hilarity of when you made some dumb kid ask a girl if she had chlamydia because you made him believe it was a drug you were smoking and you told him that he could get some from her?

Yes and it's right here
http://www.clubvibes.com/forum/topic...58&forum_id=11

haha everyone thinks I'm such an idiot. There's also another post about the fictional Big R about her getting pregnant even though we just dry humped and I was spporting the kid
also this question is also related to one of those stories

Dave, who is Stanley, and why did his daughter need milk at a rave?

We should really be asking Azim about that one!

Dave why do I get so fucking drunk at your parties????
cause that's the way it should be!
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Old Dec 21, 05
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What do you wear when you chop wood?
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Old Dec 21, 05
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Hey Dave, how come i cant fall in love?

Fear of the unknown. Fear of vulnerability. Fear of of failure. Basically fear.
My advice is just go with it when the time comes. Life is full of ups and downs and you'll be hurt and rehurt many times, just use those as learning experiences and move on!
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Old Dec 21, 05
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What do you wear when you chop wood?

a bra and panties
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Old Dec 21, 05
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hey dave. what are the winning numbers for tonight's 649? please pm me the answer as i would like to go buy myself a ticket ;)
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