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  #151 (permalink)  
Old Nov 28, 04
The Truth is..So Ruthless
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
AGROculture has a spectacular aura aboutAGROculture has a spectacular aura about
how long u been on CV for?

about 3 years but I only started posting regularly about a year ago

A.LL G.ENDERS R.ACES O.RIGINS
c.ultures u.nited l.iving t.ogethor u.sing r.aw e.nergyis from my bros geography book ahahah...
the eutopian ppl used


Are you trying to say that the acronym for AGROculture is not original? Cause that is absolutly a false statement. We made up that acronym at my house in year 2000

1. why, oh WHY, do certain pairs of socks rotate all the way around until they are upside down? is it the surface? cheap socks? the style? the brand? the material they are made of? the drugs?

Probably the drugs. cause if you start sweating they're get all creepy

2. when i wear pyjama pants and actually go to bed in them, (and not trapse around E.Van in them taking pictures of myself and my friends with various religious figures in various yards) and they are given the chance to ride up my legs to my knees where they roll themselves up nicely, WHY DO THEY DO THAT???

That question made my brain stink. I'm not to sure why your pjs would ride up your legs but I was just thinking that I'd like to ride up your legs =P

3. why does gravity not apply to water when pants are involved, but only when it falls from the sky?

I don't get it!!!??? huh???!!!

4. why do people feel the need to walk SO DAMN SLOW in the mall, sketchrotown in particular? (it's always been my dream to take an machine gun into that blasted place and level the playing field)

I think they're walking slow because of what the malls put in their ventilation system. It makes people slow down and browse more stores. Definatly a conspiracy
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  #152 (permalink)  
Old Nov 28, 04
break dance, not hearts
 
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bebu*funfun will become famous soon enough
dave will you eat my sugar pills?
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  #153 (permalink)  
Old Nov 28, 04
YIP!
 
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dave, why is it every time im downtown, your also there?
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  #154 (permalink)  
Old Nov 28, 04
The Truth is..So Ruthless
 
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AGROculture has a spectacular aura aboutAGROculture has a spectacular aura about
dave will you eat my sugar pills?

No I want the real birth control pills. I figure if I take them I wouldn't have to shave anymore. It would be great!

dave, why is it every time im downtown, your also there?

I like to be downtown any chance I get. I'm a big city kind of person. Also I just live 5 minutes away over the bridge in Kits so its nice and close. Are you stalking me?
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  #155 (permalink)  
Old Nov 28, 04
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hey

1) What would you guess will be the best all around show of 2005?

2) How fucked up do you have to be to leave the water running in someone's bathroom and flood the whole fucken place?
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  #156 (permalink)  
Old Nov 28, 04
Recovering Raver
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AGROculture
What are the next four letters that come next in this sequence:
THGOB,TPOE,TLOA,TCOR,TMAH,TTOA,


Those are the ancient wonders of the world in arrangement from east to west

THGOB stands for The Hanging Gardens of Babylon
TPOE stands for The Pyramids of Edgypt
TLOA stands for The Lighthouse of Alexandria
TCOR stands for The Collosus of Roads
TMAH stands for the Mauseleum of Hallicarnassus
TTOA stands for The Temple of Artemes

so of course the last one would be

TSOZ........ it stands for The Statue of Zeus
Oh my fucking gawd dude!!!!!! Props.
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  #157 (permalink)  
Old Nov 28, 04
The Truth is..So Ruthless
 
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AGROculture has a spectacular aura aboutAGROculture has a spectacular aura about
1) What would you guess will be the best all around show of 2005?

Well thats a given! KISS 2005 of course! It may sound conceided but I honestly think that this party will step up what it means to bring world class talent to a party. I mean sure we're used to huge named DJ's and even huge named MC's. But there so much more out there than that......And I think KISS 2005 will prove that!

The crowd is also important at a party and overall we still bring out the most diverse crowd out there. I'm excited!

2) How fucked up do you have to be to leave the water running in someone's bathroom and flood the whole fucken place?

Well it was probably someone I brought back after the Clubvibes member party at Sonar. So lets see here

If they're from CV.....yup they're fucked up
If they came back with me......they must be VERY fucked up!
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Old Nov 28, 04
Big Deal Lucille
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
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Quote:

3. why does gravity not apply to water when pants are involved, but only when it falls from the sky?

in other words, why does water travel up my pant legs therein making me horrible cold and miserable.
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  #159 (permalink)  
Old Nov 28, 04
The Truth is..So Ruthless
 
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^^water travels up your pants cause you walk in the rain. You should wear short skirts. You may get cold but you won't be soggy so it'll be better
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Old Nov 28, 04
The Orginal Trance Addict
 
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can nature be an archetype
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  #161 (permalink)  
Old Nov 28, 04
Revolution Productions
 
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Dear agro:
Why are women so mean to nice guys? Is this saying "Good guys always finish last!" really true?

Cheers.
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Old Nov 28, 04
The Art of Vox
 
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Dear Agro,

For the past 4 months now, i have not felt any lust towards anyone...and i seem to get annoyed when people who are interested in me get so far to the point where i shut them down/reject them..how can i make them understand without actually saying, "its not you, its me."?

p.s.
if a piano player is called a pianist, why cant a race car driver be calleda raceist?
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Old Nov 28, 04
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cinist is a jewel in the roughcinist is a jewel in the roughcinist is a jewel in the roughcinist is a jewel in the roughcinist is a jewel in the rough
^^^

agro why does this bitch lie


we all know she's a slut
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  #164 (permalink)  
Old Nov 28, 04
The Truth is..So Ruthless
 
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AGROculture has a spectacular aura aboutAGROculture has a spectacular aura about
can nature be an archetype

That would depend on your religeon

Dear agro:
Why are women so mean to nice guys? Is this saying "Good guys always finish last!" really true?


Of course there are some girls that are mean to nice guys but for the most part they're not. In the long run Good guys finish first......trust me. Stick to your morals and your principles and you'll find the perfect girl sooner or later.
Opposites attract yes they do. But I believe that if you're a so called bad guy then you'll attract a bitch...and who wants that
I think I've missed out on lots of girls cause of my good guy aproach.....so be it. There's plenty of fish in the sea =)

One more thing. Just cause you should be a good guy doesn't give you an excuse to be a pussy. Thats one of the biggest urn offs for a girl!

For the past 4 months now, i have not felt any lust towards anyone...and i seem to get annoyed when people who are interested in me get so far to the point where i shut them down/reject them..how can i make them understand without actually saying, "its not you, its me."?

Just tell them the truth and make sure you don't lead em on. Sometimes girls give mixed signals

if a piano player is called a pianist, why cant a race car driver be calleda raceist?
Good question...I don't know.
I've got one for you
I once had this teacher who always surprised us with these pop quizes. He called them Quizicals......Once I asked him what he calls a test.....he wouldn't answer

agro why does this bitch lie
we all know she's a slut


We once went to Victoria togethor for some rave. We slept in the same tent. We didn't do anything. So that doesn't seem slutty to me! Besides even if she was one, I looooove Sluts!
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  #165 (permalink)  
Old Nov 29, 04
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=) ask me something you fuckers
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  #166 (permalink)  
Old Nov 30, 04
i wish...
 
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What kind of toothpaste do I use?
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  #167 (permalink)  
Old Nov 30, 04
The.House.Brothers
 
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My benassi records (signed) are at your house.
when/where can i get them back???
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  #168 (permalink)  
Old Dec 02, 04
ROCKthe40oz
 
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wheres batboy?
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  #169 (permalink)  
Old Dec 02, 04
Sound BOI Killah
 
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Hey Dave, how come i cant fall in love?
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  #170 (permalink)  
Old Dec 02, 04
 
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mysta dave - wanna holla and kick on da 10th? *wink*
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  #171 (permalink)  
Old Dec 02, 04
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Dear agro Were did my sister put my bio project?
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  #172 (permalink)  
Old Dec 02, 04
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Quote:
Originally Posted by C_squared

Will global warming fuck up the 2010 olympics? (ie. no fukcing snow!)
100% no because global warming is acually not happening. Recent studies have proved the hype of global warming to be false and in reality the ice caps are acually getting colder. True story, read the paper.

Prove to me god exists Dave.
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Old Dec 02, 04
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Marz wants to know
Dear agro...
What is the meaning of life?
Where do circles begin?
and Why are mornings so drowsy?
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Old Dec 02, 04
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pillowstealer
Marz wants to know
Dear agro...
What is the meaning of life?
Where do circles begin?
and Why are mornings so drowsy?

He already answered number 1.

Circles begin as soon as you put your pen on the paper. The cannot just appear as circles... they all have a starting point. Circles are just curved lines.

You are drowsy because you body is waking up from a state of relaxation where your blood circulation slows down and your brain shuts off a lot of sensory receivers. Thus taking a while for everything to get going again.
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Old Dec 02, 04
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Come on dave... prove it to me.
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