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Old Nov 17, 04
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mojo is just really nicemojo is just really nicemojo is just really nicemojo is just really nicemojo is just really nicemojo is just really nice
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[b]
whats my body weight after a heavy breakfast?

95 pounds?

WRONG
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Old Nov 17, 04
The Orginal Trance Addict
 
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why make this thread
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Old Nov 17, 04
el jefe de automático
 
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where the f#ck is wendel?
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Old Nov 17, 04
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If Johnny is raving in the main room at 12:45pm at an approximate raving rate of 145bpms, and Sally is raving in the 2nd room at 12:46pm at an approximate rate of 150 bpms: by what time will they eventually reach the headlining dj in the third room, and how much will they have raved, and what dj should be playing in this third room according to the new bpm rate that would be achieved by these calculations?

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Old Nov 17, 04
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Why have your events changed so much ???
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Old Nov 17, 04
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what do u get when u cross an elephant and a banana?
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Old Nov 17, 04
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ishkur.com defines "agro" as follows, are they right? If not what does ago mean to you?

Agro
Of the many fragmented schools of thought that inhabit rave culture, agro is the least appreciated.
It’s not difficult to see why. No one wants to be around someone who goes all agro on them. Generally associated with negative, irritable behavior and aggression (aggravation), it is a state of mind usually aided by chemical substances (see Crack monkey).
It can also be attributed as a total and complete abandonment of the rave credo of PLUR, which, depending on the situation, may not at all be a bad thing. (see Sketchy)
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Old Nov 17, 04
....fucking evol
 
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neoh will become famous soon enough
who will be your headliners for KISS05? :)
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Old Nov 17, 04
The Truth is..So Ruthless
 
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AGROculture has a spectacular aura aboutAGROculture has a spectacular aura about
Quote:
Originally Posted by neoh


A 'snooker' table (measuring 8 metres by 4m) with 4 'pockets' (measuring 0.5m and placed at diagonal slants in all 4 corners) contains 10 balls (each with a diameter of 0.25m) placed at the following coords:

2m,7m...(white ball)
...and red balls...
1m,5m... 2m,5m... 3m,5m
1m,6m... 2m,6m... 3m,6m
1m,7m... 2m,7m... 3m,7m


The white ball is then shot at a random angle from 0 to 360 degrees.
Just to make it clear, a ball is 'potted' if at least half of the ball is in area of the 'pocket'

Assuming the balls travel indefinitely (i.e. no loss of energy via friction, air resistance or collisions), answer the following:

a: What exact angle should you choose to ensure that all the balls are potted the quickest?
b: What is the minimum amount of contacts the balls can make with each other before they are all knocked in?
c: Same as b, except that each ball - just before it is knocked in - must not have hit the white ball on its previous contact (must be a red instead of course).
d: What proportion of angles will leave the white ball the last on the table to be potted?

I'll get back to this one since I don't have time to figure it out. Actually I probably won't have time before my vacation this weekend but yeah......
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Old Nov 17, 04
The Truth is..So Ruthless
 
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AGROculture has a spectacular aura aboutAGROculture has a spectacular aura about
What is this question I am asking?

You are asking : What question am I asking?

If a 60' Western Red Cedar falls down in a North American Sub-Tropical Rainforest on a standard ICAO 15C Day with 73.4% Humidity and there was nothing or anyone around to hear it would it make a sound?

I'd have to say Yes

Dave... why is your mom so good in bed?

I don't know....Why does your Mom have have frisbee stuck in her ass and who's pitbull is that who has gone to fetch it?

Why is the grass green, like why cant it be blue or pink or red?

The Green colour is caused by Chlorophyll. If you take out the Chlorophyll it would lose its green colour. I'm not sure what colour it would end up

AGRO dave, will u book elton john for your next party? that would be rad.\

I'd totally be down to do that. I say we do it. Do you have $750 000+ USD I can borrrow?

why have i not met agro dave... all my sea town homies kick it, but i have somehow never come across this elusive man?

I met you at the PNE silly. Right in front of the smoke pit and that lil stage. I asked for your autograph. Thanx a lot for forgetting me =(

How does a hagfish eat ?and what is the only line of defense a sea cucumber has against predators?

I know that a hagfishes body produces toxins. I'm not sure how they eat but I can tell you a gfood way to catch them. One method of capturing Hags is to fill a steel drum with fish heads and/or other offal, puncture this drum and lower it over a boat side on the continental shelf where these fishes are found. Hagfish will squeeze in to the holes in the punctured drum and eat so much they can’t squeeze back out when the drum is hauled to the surface

A sea cucumber secrets some sort of secretion shit that is warm and once on you hardens into some kind of glue type substance that you would have to cut off with scissors
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Old Nov 17, 04
TAKE me HOME
 
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agrodave, who was your favorite character on "are you afraid of the dark?"
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Old Nov 17, 04
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you're just trying to steal my "GOD" act bitch!! :P

i shoulda thought of this topic. damnit!
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Old Nov 17, 04
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have you ever wanted to kill me?
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Old Nov 17, 04
aka "Cyrus"
 
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Why wont you book me? haha
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Old Nov 17, 04
Everything Progressive
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sNyx™
Dear AGRO,
-- Sometimes after a long weekend of Raving, when late in night when im trying to sleep. I get these body shakes all of a sudden. It's like a little earthquake in my head. Why does this happen? Should I sacrifice a virgin to the volcano gods or something?

Sincerely,
-- Anonymous
It can happen when you're awake in the middle of the day too. But yeah what AGRO said.
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Old Nov 17, 04
Everything Progressive
 
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Agro, what should we throw off our balcony onto our huge front lawn this weekend at 6am after the club? We are running out of ideas.
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Old Nov 17, 04
The Truth is..So Ruthless
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
AGROculture has a spectacular aura aboutAGROculture has a spectacular aura about
why make this thread

Something to do......why not?

where the f#ck is wendel?

I'm not to sure but when iff you see him give him a bath and let him know he owes me 27 cents and 2 eggs!

If Johnny is raving in the main room at 12:45pm at an approximate raving rate of 145bpms, and Sally is raving in the 2nd room at 12:46pm at an approximate rate of 150 bpms: by what time will they eventually reach the headlining dj in the third room, and how much will they have raved, and what dj should be playing in this third room according to the new bpm rate that would be achieved by these calculations?

Thats easy

they'd arive at the best headlining slot. 3 am. And the dj would obviously be Superpimp dj Missy Chrissy

Why have your events changed so much ???

Becuase I get bored so easily. I can't just stick to one thing. I'm doing my best to promote everything from Trance to hip hop, Breaks to house, Raves to clubs to bboy jams and everything inbetween. Heck I'd even throw a big ass concert with Elton John if I could. Variety is the spice of life. I think if I stuck to the same ol Talksic Tuesday format of strictly d & b n Breaks I wouldn't be around any longer.

You also gotta remember my roots of being a broke ass in debt ghetto promoter. When I threw my first party Where's Wendel I had no idea that later on I'd end up throwing parties at The Plaza of Nations. I pretty much proved to myself that I can do anything that I put my mind to. =)

what do u get when u cross an elephant and a banana?

A company in Ecuador?



ishkur.com defines "agro" as follows, are they right? If not what does ago mean to you?

Agro
Of the many fragmented schools of thought that inhabit rave culture, agro is the least appreciated.
It’s not difficult to see why. No one wants to be around someone who goes all agro on them. Generally associated with negative, irritable behavior and aggression (aggravation), it is a state of mind usually aided by chemical substances (see Crack monkey).
It can also be attributed as a total and complete abandonment of the rave credo of PLUR, which, depending on the situation, may not at all be a bad thing. (see Sketchy)


Well yes the true rave slang "agro" would be the above. However reading further in Ishkurs site he has also posted this about "AGROculture" as one of the most inovative and best companies in the Vancouver rave scene. That was written some time in 2000 after I only threw a couple parties.

who will be your headliners for KISS05?

We'll let ya know sometime in December. We're tryng our best to make it innovative as possible. We're not just booking dj's for this one. We're booking shit you have never seen at a rave before!
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Old Nov 17, 04
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AGROculture has a spectacular aura aboutAGROculture has a spectacular aura about
agrodave, who was your favorite character on "are you afraid of the dark?"

Thats easy! Tommy Mezey! aka Bobby!

have you ever wanted to kill me?

No but once I was pretty upset with you when my cosuins gf got punched out. But hey you had nothing to do with it and I can't stay mad at some one like you for too long cause you rule ;)

Why wont you book me? haha

The same reason I haven't booked the other 100+ dj's who have asked me. After I book my headliners and my AGRO residents I only have maximum 3 slots left. 3 x 5 parties a year is only 15 dj's

Agro, what should we throw off our balcony onto our huge front lawn this weekend at 6am after the club? We are running out of ideas.

Big buckets of pee!!
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Old Nov 17, 04
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agro......
are you gay?
does your parents know that your gay?
why do people in this enviroment get sick.
why isnt the atmosphere clean?
is doggystyle n actual position?
do dogs really do fly?
what is ODB nick name (used in Wu tang forever cd)
is tupac really dead
when is ur next party?
is your party ognna b a masive?
can u bring down yoji!:D
is ur massive gonna b at MLC?
whats a good dj name:D
whats the eaziest way to beat match hardhouse to hard trance to trance?
are you really agro?
whats the meaning of agro?
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Old Nov 17, 04
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cinist is a jewel in the roughcinist is a jewel in the roughcinist is a jewel in the roughcinist is a jewel in the roughcinist is a jewel in the rough
werd werd ;)... and you rule agrokins

forgiveness is greatness
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Old Nov 17, 04
Everything Progressive
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AGROculture
Agro, what should we throw off our balcony onto our huge front lawn this weekend at 6am after the club? We are running out of ideas.

Big buckets of pee!!
Brilliant! We will start saving up right now!
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Old Nov 17, 04
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are you enjoying your ipod? :259:
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Old Nov 17, 04
TAKE me HOME
 
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OK
If you met a turkish boy on the bus, would you give him a hug goodbye?
If I had 16 percocets would you split them with me and eat them all in one night?
If you ate a qualude, would you sit under your computer desk?
If, we met a lady on the bus and asked her if we could go home with her and cook her breakfast and she said yes, would you actually do it?
If you met a heroin junkie named erin on the beach, would you drink his water?
If we went to the beach and we were with Thomas mezey would you throw the krang stick out the window?
If we met a gay guy named Bill on the beach would you let him take your picture?
If I was high would you let me follow a man home who offerd me candy and restrain thomas mezey from saving me?
If we had the krang stick and thomas asked us not to do experiments with it involving water would you do it anyway?
If I slapped you, would you cut me with a box cutter?
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Old Nov 17, 04
The Orginal Trance Addict
 
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agro - when will this thread end?
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Old Nov 17, 04
aka "Cyrus"
 
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wheres my record hahaha

seroisuly though i want that back
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